Cactus Cooler reviews

top shelf one of my favorites, warm buzzing body high with a euphoric relaxed head high no anxiety to speak of.

Exceptional taste with quality lingering after just a few tokes. Definitely one of my favorites since moving to Arizona!!

Must try for any fruity cannabis lovers. It has a wonderful taste and is not too sharp with the uplifting effects, they aren't overwhelming, but it's a focused sort of alertness that is promoted. I just tried this strain and I will look for it in the future.

Great strain from great parents! Nice head buzz. Nice focus.

Full disclosure here-I’m reviewing this strain as a distillate cart which means it’s not really the strain, and it’s Timeless brand which means no Cannabis terps. Blows my mind how they charge 37-45 for a half gram. Anyhow, took advantage of a great deal, and I will say the flavor is really good, but the high itself, if this resembles the flower at all, isn’t anything to write home about. Middle of the road.

Today we’re reviewing Blue River Terps & Fully Melted CA's "Cactus Cooler" Torrone (24k x StrawNana) I picked this up on 12/31/2019 from the new Cookies shop Berner's On Haight. This batch of Cactus Cooler tested to an incredible 95.1% Total Cannabinoids, with 78% THC, and 4.5% Terpenes to boot. It was packaged up by Advesa Wellness on 11/07/2019 and contains a mind-blowing mixture of Blue River's THCA Snow, Jelly Diamonds, Sauce, and Flan to make the coveted Torrone. Right upon cracking the tiny jar, an incredibly pronounced and complex nose of creamy strawberries, sweet orange citrus, tangy tropical pineapple, floral vanilla, earthy passion fruit, and ripe guava completely fills the room and will have you racing for your rig. As soon as the taste hits, you'll instantly notice a tantalizing blend of creamy berries and tangy citrus, that lead way to freshly picked notes of ripe passion fruit, tropical guava, and sweet pineapple. A crisp but decadent backend of spiced vanilla bean perfectly rounds out this unique, fruit-forward flavor profile. The effects were incredibly powerful and immediately noticeable, with long-lasting feelings of uplifting cerebral euphoria, calming happiness, motivational creativity, and an enjoyably relaxing full body buzz. Cactus Cooler Torrone had my ECS firing on all cylinders, and provided complete body relaxation, with an ever-present but calm mind. The amazingly smooth dabbing experience, coupled with outstanding potency, craft cannabis inputs, and a perfectly preserved, complex terpene profile would have been enough. However, the discounted ticket really elevated this extract to the upper echelons of the scoring scale, and will certainly have me searching this solventless masterpiece out again!

Pretty euphoric and heavy headed headband feeling.. good stuff

I got a sativa Cactus Cooler, and it did not do very much, sadly. I thought it would taste like Cactus Cooler, the soft drink, pinapple and orange flavor, but it tasted more like an actual cactus. So, unfortunately, I have a 4.5 grams of this stuff, and I wish there were trade-ins at ye olde weed store. Maybe the hybrid version is the one to get....