Bruce Banner #3 reviews
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This is probably the strongest herb I've had, ever.
It's borderline psychedelic, coming at you in waves for hours (after one bowl in a small bong); made me paranoid though (some of the worst
I've experienced w/ weed); paranoia was succeeded &/or reduced by intense munchies. Ravenous, like. We're talking zebra under a pride of lions munchies.
The most intense cannabis flowers out there.
Bought at High Five Cannabis in Vancouver, WA
Grower:Heavenly Buds
33% THC
Beware the beast.
Good for pain relief and seems to relieve the tinnitus; you're so wrecked you forget you have tinnitus, I guess!
December 5, 2015
Holy Grail buds!! Nice dense sticky sugar coated perdy Nugs.. I just got today finally after a long wait of anticipation. I'll tell you it did not disapoint even one bit! I took 3 decent pulls off me trusty lil glass pipe, super expandy in the lungs. Almost popped em TRYIN to hold one pull in... Almost instant euphoria! I was instantly snapped in to an ear to ear Smile Sayin " that's what I'm talking about"! Absolutely Fantastic Buzz that I really don't think I've had a better More energetic and just plain Happy as hell feeling good and a phenomenal Pain relief and a truly Taylor fit Strain for all of My Needs!! Really I can't say enough about this strain, I would Easily rate this The Best I've Ever had!!! That does not come easy, I've been enjoying the Top shelf Hydro for the past 25 years! To be honest there's a lot of super duper funk that anyone would be like Dang that just doesn't do it for me anymore! I mean it gives me a buzz but just "Eh"!! This Bruce Banner is like Nector of the Gods!! For real, I'm really upset at the thought that I told My buddy I had some for him!! This is one to hoard all to yourself and only let super tight friends even have the honor to taste a few pulls and enjoy wonderland for several hours!! This Is a Strong Sativa dominant, Super High Level, top shelf, wish I had a Lb for myself Super Dank with Flare!! Highly recommend this strain To anyone for any reason for its truly The Best I've had in recent memory.. Work, play, whatever you can do it all with a Bigass smile on your face. A+++...
BB#123
As with GC this strain leaves no doubt about the sativa in its breeding, a wonderful sativa with a delicious sweet fragrance. You know what, I have been living on GSC, GG#4, and LSD OG and they are all kick ass but damn what a pleasant change this is. A great smoke.
Hmm; what to say, what to say? I suppose I'll just document my experience.
1. Rolled a joint. (Difficult without a grinder, but doable)
2. Took a few puffs.
3. Walked back to my car, which was only about sixty feet from where I smoked; and by the time I reached for the door handle, I realized I was good and high. It felt like the Hulk smashed a shit-eating grin onto my face with no chance of said grin disappearing anytime soon. Giggly, energized, motivated, intrigued, no anxiety or depression, just WOW...
4. Enjoyed that shit- THOROUGHLY.
And you should, too. I recommend this strain to anyone looking for something to get you motivated and feel good without that bastard named Anxiety sticking his ugly mug into your business! "Hulk-Smash!" =D
HEAVY HEAVY head high this was a such a great sativa that if you are over consumed you will feel the wonderful effects of a mild but over stimulated indica plant. a must grab for the professional day time user. @HEAVENLYBUDS
I have to comment on this strains' strength. It's the reason I'm reviewing it. I am a seasoned smoker in Oregon, white in my sideburns and goatee. My 8th oz. is by Scissortail Farms, label says it's "Sativa," doesn't say "Hybrid," but it is primarily a green label. It's at 26.09 THC, 0.11% CBD.
This is a one-hitter for sure. Two for me would probably get my heart racing and bring in a train-wreck of obsessive panic thoughts. Three, and I'd have to lay down on the couch with a cold washcloth on my forehead trying not to stutter-breathe. I feel sorry for the newbies, the rare-to-light marijuana smoker getting their hands on this. I got a little bitty glass water-pipe, and I've also hit it in my glass bat, one hit always. And dude, it's like getting high back when you first got high- pleasant but not perfect. Can lend itself to a little paranoia, the Sativa shivers, and strobing-body feel that not everyone likes. It'll freak the newbies out. They'll think they're dying. I bet one hit would give you the spins if you've already had one or 2 beers. Do not mix with alcohol. On the plus side, great for inspiring creative thought. It's laughy. I think of the funniest shit on it and crack myself up. Herb always helps me with spiritual practice and it's good for that too. It doesn't give me sleepy eye- that badly, but it does a little which is usually how I know if there's any Indica in it.
If you can find it, get it and see what you think, but only if you're a Sativa lover. Those who don't like Sativas will likely find that this strain has all the things they don't like about them.
I'm going to set the rest of this aside and pull it out for special occasions. This is some good shit. The blonde haired lady behind the counter at Maritime Cafe in Portland said the same thing when she saw that I had picked it out.
Best cure ever for a hangover, a few blasts and you will be pain free giggling and hungry.
I like this one for my dab friends who say that smoking flower just doesn't do it for them anymore LMAO.
packs more pickup that a cup of coffee, great intro for those exploring the diesel flavors
excellent weed for going out to do something that you want to focus on like a movie or show.
If bruce is this badass I am worried about the Hulk
Gives me energy and motivation to do house chores, run errands and motivates me to move. I feel alive and ready to take on the day.