Bordello reviews

My budtender described Bordello as "a shammy for your brain." That's not an inaccurate description of the strain's cognitive effects. It's very uplifting mentally, but physically it's like a deep muscle tissue massage. Just gets into your muscles. Makes music sound better! But I gotta say, the Bordello I picked up in preroll from my local dispensary tastes like cigarettes. Very unpleasant, unless you're into old cigarette taste. Maybe I got a bad batch? It has a pleasant psychoactive effect, so it's not total bunk, but yeah it tastes like an ash try. Not great.

I noticed the purple and pink buds with silver highlights right away. The buds were trimmed to perfection to reveal the intricate colors and subtle hues. The buds were Frosty but not extremely coated in trichomes like some other strains. The colors and aromas still had me intrigued. When the budtender opened the jar the first smell to hit my nose was a cherry cordial followed by a lingering dark chocolate aroma. The buds I got were sticky and smelled even better after being in the tiny container for the ride home. Maybe a new scent of cherry wine right as the container opens. I rolled a joint with a flavorless paper to enjoy the full flavor of this flawless flower. The first light tasted like cherry incense and grape candy. As the joint burned it turned to a chocolate flavor that I have never found in cannabis before now. As I got to the roach my chocolate flavor got pungent and became cheese flavor. Cherries. Chocolate. Cheese. Yes, Please! Bordello mellowed me out after work, but it didn’t have the punch I look for in my medicine. The body stone was heavy and very relaxing but there was little effect on my head. If I needed to get some pain relief and didn’t want to be too stoned to function Bordello may be the strain I smoke.

Sweet strand try this blueberry leaves makes you feel very mellow and happy. Leaves you feeling mentally focus and has energetic affects. Making good to watch a full movie with happy moods and suspenseful interactions.

One of my favorites.

Grading scale: 1st 20 min & Leveled out Lightheaded 1-10 drunken spins: ( 3 ) - ( 2 ) Mentally Drifting 1 -10 Mentally Creative: (8 ) - (7 ) Alert 1-10 Sleepy: ( 3 ) - (4 ) Safely Calm 1-10 Anxiously paranoid: ( 1 ) - ( 1 ) Coordinated 1-10 stumbling: ( 4 ) - ( 2 ) Focused 1-10 forgetful: ( 2 ) - ( 3 ) Socially Aware 1-10 Socially Awkward: ( 2 ) - ( 3 ) Stoic 1-10 Silly Giggler: ( 6 ) - ( 5 ) Talkative 1-10 DeafMute: ( 3 ) - ( 2 ) Reaction time: Ninja 1-10 Zombie: ( 3 ) - ( 2 ) Driving: Wouldn't couldn't won't!! SPECIAL NOTES: Taste, smell, lung expansion, dry mouth, harshness, nugget density, etc... Best for me so for, our very favorite. One Rip High Duration: 2hrs

Bordello is a good after work strain. It will provide you with some great relaxation, and sometimes will make you sleepy. I've noticed the more you smoke, the better it gets. It is great for curling up on the couch and watching tv or a movie. It never made me feel happy or euphoric, but I did feel content. Bordello smells fantastic, and has a decent taste. I've gotten some sweet, some butter, and some citrus from the smell and taste. It's a weird combo that somehow works.

Thank you!!!! I finally had pain relief. I have fibromyalgia and I’m always in pain, after I had bordello I could feel the relief it was amazing! I think this is my favorite!!!

Strong high but not it's a very aware and happy high. Not tired. Does give dry eyes.