Bio-Jesus reviews

This is about the only strain that actually works and feels like a narcotic pain medicine almost! I have tourette's PTSD and gastrointestinal problems and this helps with all of it! I'm medicated with it during the day and it didn't weigh me down entirely too much! I still find myself being able to function and even take my dog out for a walk still and it's also as RSO oil!

I’ve always had issues with falling and staying asleep but after some Bio-Jesus I got the best night of sleep that I’ve had in years. Woke up feeling relaxed and rested! Definitely not a strain I’d recommend for social settings because you’ll be nodding out within an hour but it’s great for when you’re feeling restless and anxious. Nice smooth taste and it smells great too!

Bio-Jesus is bomb... period!!! Literally enjoying the beautiful affects of it now! I feel good... like so so very effin good. Its nice... I HIGHLY recommend if you're looking for a "floating on a cloud"- type feeling. ....Typing this felt like it took hours 😆

Bio Jesus 20.32 THC 5/7/20 Cultivator: Cresco Buds were well cured, but there were many stems and loose “smalls.” A light pine aroma, with other indistinct aromas. Initially, a difficult smoke. Peppery and harsh, diesel, with a sour pine finish. So why? This is one of the few reliable strains that is effective with chronic pain. The high allows for alertness, but can be overwhelming for those with low tolerances. The pain relief cannot be denied, almost a “floatiness”. The THC content is more than adequate, and the taste is something that you can get used to rather quickly. Note: This was tested over months in response to back pain, and it consistently provided relief. Taste:7.0 Aroma:7.0 Bud Quality/Curing: 8.0 Terpene: 7.5/10 High: 9.5 Overall: 90/100 Strain notes: (Gumbo x Bio Diesel) . Indica dominant. Terpenes: Pinene, Caryophyllene. (reported by Cresco) Reviewed by Illinoisacnnabisreview@gmail.com

I got this in a concentrate. It was sold as live sugar. It tested at 93% thc and was full of diamonds. It hit pretty much harder than any concentrate I ve ever had. I’ve smoked diamonds before and buy live crystals all the time. If your looking to zone out and watch tv all night, this is the one. Not the strain to smoke for a night out bar hopping or if you have shit to do lol. Absolute fire.

So I live in Las Vegas and jus got 2 grams of BioJesus by Remedy @ the dispensary near my house. This batch is comin in HOT @ 34.26%THC ! Soon as i cracked the jar my car was instantly filled with a deep sour,ammonia like chemical lemon petroleum fuel type smell. Classic hints of Diesel. The nugs are like Neon Green Yellow w a fuzzy coating of thick Golden Yellow Trichomes and Blood Orange colored Pistil hairs all over. This batch came out nice and sticky and dense. After taking 2 back to back bong rips out my freshly cleaned like new bong, the taste I got on the exhale was a really pungent,powerful, sour, earthy peppery type flavor. The HeadChange was very very fast. Heavy euphoria and deep cerebral meditative thoughts that put me in a deep “bag of sand” type body high after being in a very powerful HAZE type mindset. Ima very experienced stoner with 14 years of daily partaking lol and this strain of BioJesus was SMACKING. Highly Recommend this strain BioJesus to any of my fellow stoners..Novice and Expert stoners alike lol

I have seen this strain around, but never picked it up till just now! Went out to Uma Flowers in MA, and got some from Cresco (High Supply). 10/10 I suffer from chronic pain, and this alleviates a good amount of discomfort right away. I do find it a bit short of a buzz...max 2 hrs., but its a great ride. Definitely stay away if you are sensitive to Indica, NOT for the faint of heart XD Bud structure is great, awesome colors, scent is very Kush like, with some sweet/creamy/diesel notes. Out of a water pipe it is super tasty! and not terribly harsh. Dry pipe is smooth, but my fav way is a good ol doobie :D The Bio Jesus resonates so well, and it burns real nice, smooth toke, and the taste is phenomenal!!! GREAT JOB CRESCO <3

I tested this strain out to help with my insomnia/anxiety/pain at night. I expected this to make me cough like a b**** and was surprised when I didn’t. I really like this strain and it def has helped me at night.