Bio-Jesus reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bio-Jesus.
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Having a good boss is arguably more important than having a good job. Some bosses, such as the creator of the universe, are worth working for no matter how menial the task.
So, if one gets stuck with the job of mowing the grass in the afterlife, he can take heart in the knowledge that it would result in the exact same smell coming from Bio-Jesus. This is some holy shit.
This strain is great. The diesel really shines thru not just physically, with the red hairs and sweet-pungent scent, but also in the high, which carries a nice cerebral buzz that radiates deep into the chest, both stimulating and relaxing, a great balance of both indica and sativa.
in nug run budder form i am very unimpressed. no flavor or smell whatsoever. the effects are a very mild numb feeling.
I couldn't move my body,like a paralysis.
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March 18, 2024
Bio Jesus is one of my top favorite strains I’ve come across. Relieves my pain, whether it’s in my body or a headache. It helps so much.
Really enjoy this strain bio Jesus by remedy very relaxing.
Bio Jesus is a unique strain that is simply “as advertised” in the brief review. Numbing, tingling, relaxxxing, and extremely euphoric. It has been my Med strain ‘go-to’ for several years now, can’t find anything better!
Note, it’s great for insomnia, but I don’t smoke it much during the day…
One of the first strains I had when I received my MJ card. It was from supply, so it wasn't too high end. I remember being impressed by the look. I didn't enjoy the flavor too much, which is the only thing that brought the score down for me. The effect was real. Your body will relax until you're stuck in the couch somewhere on another planet.