Alien OG reviews

day 4 woke up took 4 hits off my clay chillum and havs a strong body high i feel loose with like no attachment to anything this is great

I think its really fun weed because it made me so hungry I could eat an alien. And this was not average pot , its fairly high quality weed so I ate another one. It totally makes everything taste and feel better.

Alien OG review 3:11 PM I just ripped a .43g bowl a few minutes ago. Nothing much. But enough. Right out the bag it smelled AMAZING. But damn I am not trippin when I say it tastes amazing😩 3:13PM it’s a really nice build up. But I think my head just popped and now I feel pile a hot air balloon. Bro I want an Afro. My air balloon head looks like an Afro and I think my phone screen just split into like 4 layers. Wow. I am fucking frozen and I feel like I just entered first person POV in fallout 3, like back when you’re in the vault. 3:16 pm My cat looks like an ethereal god sitting in the ottoman of my eames. I couldn’t spell ottoman and damn google is hard when you can’t fell your thumbs. This typing thing just feels like a Harry Potter mixed with 80s synth mash up. 3:18 pm I feel like I have been writing a novel for the past 3 hours. It has been 7 minutes I think. I want,,,, a slurpee… So. I get why it’s called Alien OG. I am high as balls rn. My couch and I are floating above the ground. 🚀 🛸 🪐 3:21 ETHERAL GOD HAS CHOOSEN ME! My cat has sat on my lap😎🐈 and we are now floating🙌 I really like this weed. I feel like I am on my own little adventure just sitting here. Like I’m in a video game guided by my infinite imagination. And it feels fucking wild. **I would say, if you’re new you might want to take it easy as the experience might be a lot to handle🙌 Colorful visuals. Very fast going up. I think it’s leveling out? But honestly I’m not sure. 3:24 I think this is my first review on here, so idk if this is helpful in explaining the experience, but my thumbs just entered the 6th dimension. This would be a great weed to have a group talk sesh with. I feel like a dots candy rn. You know the ones, the colorful gummy gumdrops. I feel like one of those right now. My cat looks like broccoli. And I have the super gigs. Typing is hard. But it’s cool, I feel like popsicle like the space ship ones. And my face feels really happy. This is nice. Ya know, it’s been a long time since I have smoked something this remarkable. I thought Girl Scout cookies was my favorite, but this… this takes the cake. This is a beautiful experience. Pure euphoria. I feel like a hot tamales candy with bites out of each side of my face. Bud it’s like, a nice feeling. You just gotta trust me. 3:30 PM Magic carpet ride starts playing in my head as the wooden walls of my 70s apartment come alive. This is nice. My cat is no longer broccoli. My cat is still a god though. She’s the coolest cat man. She barks at kids 😂 and she talks a lot. 3:33 I had to scratch my nose and I felt like the animation from jimmy neutron. I still feel like the animation from jimmy neutron but as I was writing that the animation changed to freeza’s hands. Shit. 3:34 Just another time stamp because it felt like 5 minutes passed Make art. Not war. It’s a pasted my gf has on the wall. It’s fucking wavy as hell rn. Actually everything feels like microwaves. Not sure if I should wrap this up or not. 3:36 Imma go fuck around in illustrator. Be right back. Maybe. 3:41 PM my breath feels like the first snow of December mixed with cider and cloves. I still feel like a gelatin man. But like 1940s noir aesthetic gelatin man. 3:43 PM I really want a conversation pit and an edible of this weed. And friends. Thay sounds sad lol. I just want them to come over. We could all feel like gelatin people. 3:50pm I always say I want to wrote a review for new strains, but I forget to. So I figured I would just try to review it as I went along. I’ve leveled out a bit but still feel like gelatin. Over all great high. Starting to get the munchies. If I can edit this later, I will do a follow up. But if not, my final review is it’s a must smoke. Top of the list.

I got home from the emergency room 5 hours ago. Symptoms: flank pain so intense that I barfed. Diagnosis: 5mm kidney stone. Cool. Smoked some Alien OG about 10 mins ago and I'm laying on my bed listening to music. I feel only a little pain and my body is very relaxed. Everything is vibrating. I feel sleepy, but it is closer to a deep relaxation than an actual need for sleep. Very nice body high and equally amazing head high. Creative thoughts are flowing frequently and I'm feeling very tactile; I'm moving and grinding to the best of my music and feel turned on. Totally forgot about that kidney stone until I reread this text for typos. Gonna say this is a win.

Ummmm.... .. .. . . . ........ . . . . wow. What were we talking about?

WOW! I have been smoking for pain for about two years now and I feel like I have tried every strain under the sun, looking for one that really makes a difference for pain. This is the first time that a strain has completely taken it away. A lot of strains will touch it a little but never has one taken it completely away, like Alien OG. I have been smoking it for three days now and there is such a huge difference. I am walking better, sleeping better, standing for longer amounts of time. I love Alien OG.

Top 10 favorite highs. makes all the pain and stress dissapear instantaneously... This earthy flower is one to remember not just the high but the aromatic pungent smell is one of my favorites

This was my first time with alien OG , it came into my life about two or three weeks ago. Man do I love this flower, not only did it give me a little energy boost but it also put my ass to sleep! Great for nighttime smoke sessions. Ill rate a view things Sleepy 8 out of 10 Taste : 9 out of 10 Smell: 8 out of 10 High: 9 out of 10 Duration: about 2 hours if you don't fall asleep.