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✅ CATEGORY: 70% Sativa Dominant Hybrid

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 32.77%

✅ PERSONALITY: Joyful & Mood-Boosting

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

Despite its mysterious moniker, it’s no secret that this strain is a weapon that will win any war. Though it is a sativa dominant hybrid, Illemonati’s effects are surprisingly balanced. Perfectly harmonizing the zesty creativity of more traditional sativas with a soothing sense of relaxed calm that’s all indica, this strain is at home in any and every situation. 

Though its exact parentage is as shady as its name, Illemonati is rumored to be the love child of industry faves Lemon Haze and Illuminati, but no matter the origin this strain imbues its users with a mellow shot of mood-lifting sunshine, and brings that lively luster to its flavor too! Crisp and spritzy with a strong lemon presence, Illemonati is famous amongst cannabis enthusiasts as one of the best citrus strains out there. Grab some and seek this strain’s hidden knowledge for yourself!

Illemonati - ZAZA Flower

Illemonati

Green Crack is like your ultimate day-brightening buddy, the one who always has your back when you need that extra boost. This lively Sativa is all about keeping you zesty, alert, and ready to tackle the world. It's like a burst of energy in a nug.

What's even better is that it's often said to lend a hand in lifting the gloom of depression and those bouts of tiredness that come with it. It's like a breath of fresh air on a gloomy day, offering a sense of clarity and positivity that can turn your mood around.

And let's not forget the sheer euphoria it brings to the party. Green Crack has a way of making your days feel perpetually sunny, giving you a taste of why Dennis and Dee from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" love this strain so much. It's like a ray of sunshine in a bud, ready to brighten up your day whenever you need it most.

Green Crack THCA Flower

Green Crack

Hood Candy is known for its multifaceted effects, offering a complex high that often starts with a sense of euphoria and gradually eases into a relaxing and soothing body buzz. It's celebrated for its potential to ease stress and tension, making it a comforting choice for those seeking a respite from the challenges of the day.

This strain's aroma and flavor profile is equally intriguing, often combining earthy and sweet notes that create a memorable sensory experience. With its unique attributes and balanced effects, Hood Candy is drawing attention as a strain that offers a little something different for those who appreciate diversity and individuality in their cannabis experiences.

Hood Candy THCA Flower

Hood Candy

CATEGORY: 70% Sativa Dominant Hybrid
MAJOR TERPENES: Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool
THCA CONTENT: 31.5%
PERSONALITY: Wild & Adventurous

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

You’ve got to love it when the name really does say it all! If you’re searching for a strain that’s after-hours ready, this party animal can go all night long. The energy and euphoria of this strain hit like a freight train, which should come as no surprise given that it’s grandmother is the infamous Trainwreck. Combined from OG Faceoff and Neville’s Wreck, Facewreck comes on very strong and is best left to experienced users that can take the rush of emotion and unfocused intensity that borders on frenzy. This sativa dominant hybrid is heady and giggly, ready to initiate an epic prank war or pioneer a new dance move. Just make sure you have nowhere to be, and maybe some fellow adult supervision, and you’re sure to have a night to remember. 

The aroma is pungently earthy, with a sharp citrus overtone and subtle notes of fresh herbs that make for an a unique and impressionable smoke. Much like its personality, this strain is quite loud, so make sure to toke only where you’re comfortable with people noticing. Strap in, helmet up, and get ready! This thrilling strain is itching to take you on a wild ride. 

Facewreck - ZAZA Flower

CATEGORY: Balanced Hybrid
MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
THCA CONTENT: 30.6%
PERSONALITY: Motivating & Thoughtful

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

You know we’ll always take a scoop of fresh gelato here at The Hemp Doctor! This variation, lovingly nicknamed “Larry Bird” is a slow builder that lets you hit cruising altitude gently, building a motivated, contemplative energy that’s perfect for kicking it back in gear. Perfect for that Tuesday night EDM show you swore you’d go to after a full work day because you can totally still hang, you can call in #33 when there’s a serious need to rally. Like the #41 variation, Gelato #33 is gentler than the original, trading intensity for a tension-relieving positivity that’ll give you just the juice you need to cross the finish line. 

Of course, its aroma is directly traceable to its parents, the accomplished Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. This strain boasts the ultra creamy, thick mouthfeel that Gelato variants are famous for, adding its own twist with ultra-decadent notes of caramel, cinnamon, nutmeg, and a touch of gentle florals. There’s also an interesting gassy edge that keeps this strain’s flavor from feeling too safe. It is cannabis, after all! Give this charming strain a try and you’ll count Larry Bird among your very favorite friends. 

Gelato #33

CATEGORY: 80% Indica Dominant Hybrid
MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
THCA CONTENT: 25.4%
PERSONALITY: Joyful & Giddy

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

Are you ready to shake, shake, shake with laughter? This silly dessert strain delivers the giggles in spades. Jello Cake was born from a pairing of Biscotti and Hemp Doctor favorite, Sunset Sherbet, creating a taste and scent you’re sure to adore. Initially chock full of ripe blueberry, sour citrus, and delicate notes of rose, the aroma deepens as you smoke, its thick, creamy mouthfeel leaving a distinctly vanilla cake flavor on the tongue.

Jello Cake’s sophisticated scent shouldn’t fool you though, this strain doesn’t take itself too seriously. It offers users an instant boost with a silly, confident twist. It’s also delightfully laid back without being sleepy, making it the perfect choice for unwinding with friends after a long week. Its joyful, giggly energy is a great confidence booster too, and if you’ve been looking for a strain to run your standup routine by, this is hit. A delight from start to finish, this strain is the perfect setup for a memorable evening. 

Jello Cake - ZAZA Flower

Enter the realm of legendary strain names with Pineapple Express, a variety forever etched in memory thanks to the cinematic duo of Seth Rogen and James Franco. If you've been on the hunt for a Sativa that can elevate you into a realm of boundless creativity, Pineapple Express is the answer you've been seeking. Just be sure to have a refreshing beverage close by to combat that oft-reported cottonmouth, and you'll find yourself immersed in hours of laser-focused clarity and creativity.

Pineapple Express THCA Flower

Pineapple Express

Experience the remarkable Black Garlic Gelato strain, an exquisite Indica-dominant strain that seamlessly blends the sweet creaminess of Gelato with the pungent, savory notes of GMO. Its balanced effects provide a perfect harmony of mental uplift and physical relaxation, making it suitable for a variety of situations. With its high THC content and unique flavor profile, Black Garlic Gelato offers a distinctive and enjoyable experience for both recreational users and indica enthusiasts alike.

Black Garlic Gelato - ZAZA Flower

✅ CATEGORY: 55% Sativa Dominant Hybrid

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 27.5%

✅ PERSONALITY: Blissful & Calm

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

You’ve got to love the Gelato family. Each one has its own variation on the same ultra rich and creamy vanilla base note, making every strain a decadent smoking experience. Gelato #41 is no exception to the rule. This one has a delightful lemon sweetness to it, grounded by an earthy woodiness that softens the sharp sweetness of the other flavors for crowd-pleasing appeal. 

A variation on the combination of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Sunset Sherbet, you know you can expect a potent strain with punch, though this take on Gelato doesn’t possess the original’s psychedelic bent. Instead, #41 is expansively happy and positive, leaving you feeling so blissfully grateful just to be alive. There is also a placid sense of physical calm along with that sense of ecstasy, a feeling similar to floating in the middle of a large body of still water (with the total knowledge that there are no sharks, alligators, or alligator shark hybrids living there), totally at peace with the world. The extreme mental pick-me-up is crystal clear,, allowing you to focus on singular tasks without distraction. Find yourself immersed in this delightful strain and prepare to enjoy your best life.

Gelato #41 - ZAZA Flower

✅ CATEGORY: Sativa

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Terpinolene, Limonene, Myrcene

✅ THCA Content: 30.93%

✅ PERSONALITY: Psychedelic & Silly 

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

Nope. This isn’t an episode of Scooby Doo. Ghost Train Haze is just as scary potent as it seems on the surface, and you’d best take care when playing with this weed-ja board or you’ll find yourself in over your head, or possibly without one altogether. Named “The Strongest Strain in the World” by High Times in 2012, Ghost Train Haze is no sickly spook. This robust sativa hits like its namesake freight train, casting its fierce and funny spell on users from puff #1. A sense of psychedelic silliness and imaginative wonder possess your mind and leave you in stitches, finding everything amusingly uncanny. This strain is also intensely imaginative, amplifying colors and striking you with ingenious ideas, but the urban legends about this hallowed strain are well earned. More than a few puffs can prove too intensely trippy for more casual enthusiasts, so those prone to anxiety or paranoia may want to steer clear. 

This juggernaut strain is a fusion of legend Ghost OG and Neville’s Wreck, combining the flavors and aromas of its parents for a seriously pungent burst of citrus, pine, and crisp hayride straw with a luxurious mouthfeel thicker than a blackwater swamp – 100% dank. Dim the lights, join hands, and begin your seance. Miss this ghostly ganja and you’ll be haunted by the spirit of regret!

Ghost Train Haze - ZAZA Flower

✅ CATEGORY: 60% Indica Dominant Hybrid

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Linalool, Limonene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 34.6%

✅ PERSONALITY: Content & Unbothered

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

Though its origin story is a little murky, we do know that Lemon Cherry Gelato has family in superstar Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies, giving it the signature creamy Gelato base. The unknown genetic contributor added a strong cherry berry aroma and sharp lemon lime flavor that really sets this strain apart though, making this mysterious Gelato family member a worthy choice to share your Saturday with. 

Seemingly in contrast to its zesty flavor profile, LCG is a very mellow and carefree strain. There is a light physical sedation at its base, inclined to gently coax you into a relaxing repose that you just don’t necessarily feel like getting up from. This is accompanied by a classically stoned headspace leaving you feeling hazy, accepting, and totally unconcerned about anything going on around you. Does travel stress you out? Take a hit or two of LCG before you get to the airport and you’ll be floating happily through the staggering TSA security check and flashing a dopey, contented smile as you bleed away that nasty six hour layover. This strain was built to help you temper your anxious thoughts, and calm flickers of impatience. Keep Lemon Cherry Gelato on hand and your next crisis will become an easy breeze.

Lemon Cherry Gelato - ZAZA Flower

✅ CATEGORY: 70% Indica Dominant Hybrid

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Humulene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 26.6%

✅ PERSONALITY: Sedative & Zen

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

With a sister like Slurricane and parents like Do-Si-Dos and Purple Punch, you know this one is going to be a wild child. And you’d be right. Slurty packs a wallop of a punch, dragging you down onto the couch where this strain can have its way with you, paralyzing your body with warm waves that feel  like having a weighted blanket dragged over you. You’ll find Slurty to be a bit on the sleepy side, but before you get the urge to snooze you’ll enjoy a clear, zen-like calm that feels focused, yet totally carefree. Once Slurty gets you in her clutches, there’s no getting away, but what a way to go. 

 

Fans also love Slurty’s tangy flavor, rather like an extra bubbly glass of orange soda (the kind Kel really loved), juicy, sugary, and bright. There is also a nice diesel finish that adds just a hint of danger to this strain’s super sweet palette. The aroma is similar and very heavy, surrounding users in a heavy cloud of tangerine goodness. Hop on the back of Slurty’s motorcycle for a good time, but be careful. She might just knock you flat!

Slurty - ZAZA Flower

CATEGORY: 70% Sativa Dominant Hybrid
MAJOR TERPENES: Myrcene, Terpinolene, Pinene
THCA CONTENT: 35.95%
PERSONALITY: Hungry & Happy

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

If you want to recreate that Amsterdam coffee shop vibe back State-side, Tangie is the strain to pick. It’s very popular in the Netherlands and becoming more so throughout Europe, with very little wonder as to why. Designed to recreate the effects and juicy flavor of 1990s crowd pleaser, Tangerine Dream, Tangie executes. Its splash of signature tangerine aroma and flavor owes in large part to California Orange and Skunk-1, its proud parents. 

The sativa dominance signals a bright and cheerful personality, offering users an elevated mood and an encouraging, happy focus that’s sure to boost your creativity and outlook on life all at once. It is also a rare sativa that likes food, definitely delivering a case of the munchies that will have you scrounging through your fridge. Set the stage for a good day with this lovely mood-lifter ASAP. 


Tangie THCA Flower

Tangie

We carry five strains: Abacus Diesel, Amnesia Haze, Bubba Kush, OG Lime and Wedding Cake. These Delta 8 buds come in 3.5G and 7G. We have these strains available in pre-rolls, mini buds, and CBD flower as well. Check out our retail locations or shop online from the comfort of your own home at TheHempDoctor.com, and get quality products delivered to your door. 

Delta 8 THC Flower

We carry four strains: Bubba Kush, Blue Dream, Early Bird, and Zkittlez.

✅ A legendary rainbow of strains to choose from

✅ 1.25g of premium THCA flower

✅ Comes in a convenient pop-top tube for storage between tokes

✅ Full-panel tested for guaranteed purity

Longing for a dispensary-grade experience worthy of a California beach? You’ll be surprised at how well our THCA prerolls perform. Each 1.25g joint perfectly captures what we love about cannabis. THCA flower is the most natural form of federally legal cannabis, no chemistry or processing required. Just the best THCA flower at its purest. Choose from a truly dizzying array of strains to find your ultimate match, whether you’re Team Indica, Team Sativa, or Team Anything In Between. If you’ve been watching the trends you know that THCA is booming in popularity. Find out why for yourself – today!

*Please note that the flower is a final sale item and not eligible for returns or exchanges.

THCA Pre-Rolls, 1.25G - Pineapple Express

Discover the perfect companions for a premium cannabis experience with our THCa Prerolls. Each preroll weighs 1.5 grams, providing a generous serving of high-quality THCa goodness. Choose between single 1.5g prerolls or a 5-pack of mini .75g prerolls, offering convenience and variety. 

Indulge in a selection of 15 exquisite strains: 

Cheetah Piss: A high-energy sativa-dominant strain known for its uplifting effects and a burst of citrus and tropical fruit flavors that are sure to invigorate your senses.

Gelato: A beloved hybrid strain celebrated for its sweet and dessert-like aroma. Gelato offers a balanced, euphoric experience that soothes the mind and body.

Green Crack: A zesty sativa strain with a burst of energy, Green Crack is favored for its ability to boost focus and productivity, making it a daytime favorite.

Kush Mintz: A refreshing hybrid strain with a minty aroma and a balanced high that combines relaxation and mental clarity, perfect for a chill session.

Jealousy: This intriguing strain combines exotic flavors with potent effects, making it a captivating choice for those who seek an unforgettable cannabis experience.

OG Kush: A legendary and classic strain, OG Kush is known for its earthy, piney aroma and deeply relaxing yet uplifting effects.

Orange Creamsicle: As the name suggests, this strain boasts a delightful citrus and creamy taste. It offers a balanced high that combines relaxation and euphoria.

Peanut Butter Breath: A unique strain with a nutty and herbal profile, Peanut Butter Breath delivers a calming body high, making it a favorite for relaxation.

Pineapple Express: Transport yourself to a tropical paradise with this sativa strain, known for its energetic and creative effects, as well as its sweet, fruity flavor.

Runtz: A popular hybrid strain celebrated for its sweet and fruity taste. Runtz delivers a balanced high, perfect for both relaxation and focus.

Slurty: This strain is a delightful mix of sweet and earthy flavors, delivering a well-rounded experience that soothes the mind and body.

Starburst: A sweet and fruity strain with a burst of uplifting effects. Starburst is perfect for those looking to brighten their day.

Top Gun: Named after the iconic movie, Top Gun is a high-flying strain known for its euphoric and creative effects, ideal for soaring to new heights.

Wonderbread: A hybrid strain with a soothing aroma and a balanced high, Wonderbread is an excellent choice for those seeking relaxation and clarity.

Hood Candy: This strain offers a delightful mix of flavors and a soothing high, making it a tasty and calming option for cannabis enthusiasts.



THCA Prerolls - 1.25G, Tropicana Cherry

Trop Cherry

✅ A legendary rainbow of strains to choose from

✅ 1.25g of premium THCA flower

✅ Comes in a convenient pop-top tube for storage between tokes

✅ Full-panel tested for guaranteed purity

Longing for a dispensary-grade experience worthy of a California beach? You’ll be surprised at how well our THCA prerolls perform. Each 1.25g joint perfectly captures what we love about cannabis. THCA flower is the most natural form of federally legal cannabis, no chemistry or processing required. Just the best THCA flower at its purest. Choose from a truly dizzying array of strains to find your ultimate match, whether you’re Team Indica, Team Sativa, or Team Anything In Between. If you’ve been watching the trends you know that THCA is booming in popularity. Find out why for yourself – today!

*Please note that the flower is a final sale item and not eligible for returns or exchanges.*

THCA Pre-Rolls, 1.25G - Alaskan Thunderfuck

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Jealousy is a captivating and intriguing strain that entices with its unique attributes. This hybrid strain combines a lineage that's less common in the cannabis world, and it's gaining attention for good reason.

Jealousy offers a well-rounded experience, often starting with a gentle sense of euphoria that gradually eases into a deep and relaxing body high. It's known for its potential to alleviate stress and anxiety, providing a soothing escape from the demands of the day.

This strain's aroma and flavor are a harmonious blend of earthy and herbal notes, providing a distinct and pleasant sensory experience. With its balanced effects and distinctive profile, Jealousy is becoming a sought-after choice for those looking to explore the world of cannabis with a touch of curiosity and intrigue.

Jealousy THCA Flower

Jealousy

White Coconut Pie is an exotic strain that guarantees a memorable cannabis experience. This hybrid variety combines relaxation and euphoria in perfect balance. The very name conjures images of indulgence and pleasure.

With a captivating fragrance reminiscent of freshly baked coconut pie, this strain engages your senses, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere.

The effects of White Coconut Pie are as delightful as its aroma. It offers a mild and elevating high that fosters creativity and relaxation, making it an ideal choice for those in search of relaxation and tranquility.

Whether you're looking for a moment of serene contemplation or a burst of imaginative inspiration, White Coconut Pie has the potential to be your trusted companion on your cannabis journey.

White Coconut Pie THCA Flower

White Coconut Pie

With roots tracing back to one of Bob Marley's cherished strains, Lamb's Bread, Wonder Bread boasts genetics that promises to elevate both your mood and creativity to new heights. Renowned for its capacity to combat stress and fatigue, a single inhalation of Wonder Bread will have you crooning, "Every little thing is gonna be alright," in no time.

Wonder Bread THCA Flower

Wonder Bread

Top Gun is a high-flying strain that delivers an exhilarating cannabis experience. With a name inspired by the iconic movie, this strain is celebrated for its euphoric and creative effects. It's the perfect choice for those looking to soar to new heights of inspiration and enjoy a smooth, uplifting high. Strap in and get ready for a ride with Top Gun.

Top Gun THCA Flower

Top Gun

With its balance of indica & sativa, this strain produces a euphoric feeling accompanied by a strong entourage effect. Consumers who have smoked Gelato say the effects of the strain come on quickly. You’ll be left feeling numb to pain, relaxed, but mentally stimulated and productive – any time of day.

Gelato THCA Flower

Gelato

Distinguished by its irresistibly sweet aroma, Runtz is the captivating lovechild of two renowned strains, Zkittles and Gelato. This hybrid creation is a must-try for all cannabis enthusiasts, promising an extraordinary experience that you won't want to pass up.

Runtz has firmly established itself as a powerhouse hybrid, consistently delivering long-lasting and euphoric effects that uplift both mind and spirit. The enchanting qualities of this strain provide a journey into a realm of boundless creativity and positivity, making it the ideal choice for those seeking an uplifting and memorable high. Dive into the world of Runtz, where familiar fruit scents meet exhilarating effects for an experience that's simply unforgettable.

Runtz THCA Flower

Runtz

Embark on your next adventure to White Castle with a strain that pays homage to Harold & Kumar's legendary journey. Born from the union of Lemonade, Gelato, and Wedding Cake, Cheetah Piss's effects are as distinct as its lineage. Just as the name implies, it rushes in with a powerful and swift impact, offering a newfound sense of clarity and euphoria, potentially alleviating mood swings linked to depression and chronic fatigue.

For those in pursuit of a perfect date-night strain, Cheetah Piss might be your golden ticket. Notably, it is associated with arousal and heightened sociability, adding a touch of magic to your special evening.

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