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The Strain  -  Violet Fog is an indica-dominant hybrid strain resulting from the cross between Grape Gasoline and Khalifa Mints. This unique blend combines the sweet and fruity grape flavors of Grape Gasoline with the spicy and minty undertones of Khalifa Mints, creating a complex and intriguing flavor profile. The aroma is notably pungent, featuring heavy overtones of ripe grapes accented by skunky and spicy notes.

The strain's terpene profile includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Geraniol. Myrcene contributes to the earthy and musky aspects of the flavor, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene adds a citrusy zest, uplifting the overall aroma. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy kick, while Linalool offers subtle floral hints that enhance the sweetness. Geraniol further amplifies the fruity and floral characteristics, rounding out the sensory experience with its pleasant fragrance.

Violet Fog is known for its hazy and uplifting effects. Users often report a sense of unfocused happiness that can lead to lightheartedness and giggles. As the experience unfolds, a deep relaxation may settle in, promoting a calm and sleepy state. This combination of mood-enhancing and soothing effects makes Violet Fog an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day, offering a peaceful transition into a restful evening.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: Grape Gasoline x Khalifa Mints

Breeder: Unknown

Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplited, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Violet Fog Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

The strain's terpene profile features Limonene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, and Pinene, contributing to its complex flavors and effects. Limonene imparts bright citrus notes that uplift the senses, while Myrcene adds earthy undertones promoting relaxation. Pinene introduces a refreshing pine aroma, enhancing alertness and focus. These terpenes create dominant flavors of sweet berries and strawberries, complemented by a strong, pungent diesel undertone inherited from its Strawberry Diesel parent. 

Bruce Banner is known for its energizing and uplifting effects, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. Users often report high energy levels accompanied by heightened creativity and a euphoric mood. Drawing from its OG Kush lineage, it provides a balanced experience that relaxes the body without sedation, while the influence of Strawberry Diesel enhances motivation and happiness. This strain is ideal for those seeking an invigorating and joyful experience that stimulates both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller version and doubled them up for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Bruce Banner Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Donny Burger, a pure indica strain, combines the potency of GMO and Han Solo Burger to deliver a blend of cerebral elevation and bodily relaxation. This delectable bud induces an immediate sense of happiness upon exhaling, banishing negative moods and racing thoughts. Its sociable and charismatic effects encourage engaging interactions with others. As a light physical tingle gradually spreads, a feeling of stimulation and relaxation ensues, perfect for addressing inflammation, chronic pain, insomnia, depression, and chronic stress.

With a flavor profile characterized by spicy, peppery, cheesy citrus notes, complemented by earthy undertones, Donny Burger emits an aroma of pungent spicy black licorice, enhanced by hints of tangy sour citrus. Its oversized, grape-shaped neon green nugs feature fuzzy orange hairs and a generous coating of frosty, chunky golden white crystal trichomes.

Credited to Skunk House Genetics as the original breeder, Donny Burger stands as a go-to choice for cannabis enthusiasts seeking a balance of mental and physical relief, renowned for its potency and therapeutic effects. This strain offers a flavorful and satisfying experience that leaves users uplifted and relaxed in equal measure.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: GMO x Han Solo Burger

Breeder: Skunk House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Aroused, Giggly, Euphoric, Rleaxing, Hungry

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Musky, Sweet Cheese, Lemon Pepper

Donny Burger 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility..

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

GMO Cookies 3.5G Flower

The Strain  -  Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain artfully crafted by ETHOS Genetics, born from the potent cross of Chem D, i95, Mandarin Cookies, and Peach Ring. This exceptional blend brings together the best qualities of its parent strains, resulting in a cannabis experience that delights both the palate and the mind. Renowned for its intensely delicious flavor, Peach Crescendo offers sweet tropical citrus notes with a luscious peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is equally captivating, featuring a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprising hint of spice and citrus. This complex scent profile is attributed to its rich terpene composition, including Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the sour spice notes, Limonene introduces bright citrus elements that uplift the senses, Myrcene imparts earthy undertones promoting relaxation, Humulene contributes subtle herbal hints, and Linalool offers delicate floral nuances to round out the aromatic experience.

Peach Crescendo is celebrated for its tingly and uplifting full-bodied effects that balance physical relaxation with mental clarity. Users often report feeling deeply relaxed physically while their minds remain clear and focused, allowing for heightened awareness and engagement. Drawing from its rich lineage, the strain inherits the energizing and focusing attributes of Chem D and i95, the uplifting and euphoric qualities of Mandarin Cookies, and the soothing relaxation of Peach Ring. This harmonious blend makes Peach Crescendo an ideal choice for those seeking to unwind while maintaining mental energy and a positive mood.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Peach Crescendo Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a remarkable sativa strain born from the union of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. This unique genetic blend brings together the sweet, sugar-like aroma of GSC with the earthy, floral, and spicy notes inherited from OG Kush. The result is a complex and enticing flavor profile featuring hints of menthol, citrus, and chocolate that captivate the senses.

The effects of WiFi Cookies are as dynamic as its heritage. The sativa dominance from White Fire OG infuses the strain with uplifting and cerebral qualities, inspiring an intense euphoria and cheerful state of mind. Users often report a relaxed yet focused mental state, making it ideal for creative pursuits or social interactions. The influence of GSC adds a mellow undertone, balancing the energetic effects with a soothing sense of relaxation.

With a rich terpene profile that includes Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Nerolidol 2, WiFi Cookies offers an aromatic blend of citrus, lemon, earthy, and diesel notes. These terpenes not only contribute to its distinctive flavor but also enhance the overall experience by promoting feelings of relaxation and euphoria. WiFi Cookies stands out as a strain that combines the best of its parent genetics, delivering an engaging experience that delights both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

WiFi Cookies 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Blackberry Larry is a standout sativa strain meticulously bred by Green Bodhi, resulting from the cross of Biscotti and a hybrid of Larry OG and Purple Unicorn F3. This exceptional lineage brings together the best of its parent strains to create a harmonious experience that offers physical relaxation without compromising mental acuity. Blackberry Larry delivers a soothing body sensation paired with a clear and focused mind, making it an ideal choice for those who seek tranquility alongside functionality. Users often describe feelings of euphoria and a profound sense of serenity that elevate the overall experience.

The strain enchants the senses with its unique aroma, blending sweet and pungent pine notes with a refreshing twist of tart berries. Drawing from its rich genetic background, the creamy and sweet nuances of Biscotti merge with the citrusy and earthy tones of Larry OG, while Purple Unicorn F3 infuses the mix with deep berry flavors. Its primary terpene profile—Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, and Nerolidol 2—contributes significantly to its complex flavor and effects. Caryophyllene adds spicy and peppery layers that enhance the earthy aspects, Myrcene introduces musky undertones that promote relaxation, Limonene brings a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, and Nerolidol 2 offers subtle woody and floral hints that round out the sensory experience.

Blackberry Larry is celebrated for its relaxing, euphoric, and uplifting effects. The strain provides a pleasurable body buzz that eases tension while keeping the mind alert and engaged. This balance allows users to maintain focus and clarity, making it suitable for daytime use as well as unwinding in the evening. The uplifting sensations elevate the mood, fostering positivity and a cheerful mental state. By combining the calming influences of Biscotti with the invigorating properties of Larry OG and the flavorful notes of Purple Unicorn F3, Blackberry Larry offers a unique and enriching experience that soothes the body and energizes the spirit.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: Biscotti X (Larry OG x Purple Unicorn F3)

Breeder: Green Bodhi

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Lemon, Berries

Blackberry Larry 3.5g Flower

The Strain - A happy mix of Ghost Train Haze x East Coast Sour Diesel. Hop aboard the train and enjoy this perfect morning or mid-afternoon pick me up! This strong sativa strain encapsulates the entourage effect by bringing together a great mix of myrcene, terpinolene, and pinene. A stress reliever in its terpene and cannabinoid profile, this earthy cultivar keeps your mood up and smiles-a-plenty.

Diesel is an iconic cannabis variety thought to be a cross between Afghani and Mexican
landrace strains. This sativa-leaning strain is reportedly another phenotype of the original Chemdawg 91, though its true origins remain a mystery.

According to Seedism, which carries its own version of Diesel, the strain has an intense aroma of grapefruit and lemon that translates into a fruity flavor with hashish undertones.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Ghost Train Haze] x [East Coast Sour Diesel]

Breeder: Sativa Hybrid

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, beta-Myrcene, Ocimene 2, Nerolidol 2, delta-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Woody

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Diesel Train 3.5G Flower

Diesel Train

Sherb Cake is an Indica-dominant hybrid crafted by Seed Junky Genetics blending the renowned Sherbet and Wedding Cake strains. This sophisticated combination results in a cannabis experience that seamlessly merges deep relaxation with creative inspiration. Sherb Cake captivates enthusiasts with its enticing aroma, where zesty orange-citrus notes intertwine with delicate floral hints and a subtle touch of mint, creating a truly memorable sensory journey.

The flavor profile of Sherb Cake is a delightful symphony of creamy citrus and refreshing mint, enriched by underlying spicy undertones. Each inhale offers a smooth, rich taste reminiscent of sweet, tangy oranges complemented by the cool essence of mint, while the exhale reveals a nuanced blend of pepper and floral accents. This intricate flavor composition is enhanced by its terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, and Nerolidol 2, which work in harmony to deliver a balanced and enjoyable palate experience that lingers pleasantly.

When enjoying Sherb Cake, users may be greeted with a sense of cerebral euphoria that sparks creativity and elevates the mood. This uplifting high encourages imaginative thinking and a joyful state of mind, making it an excellent choice for artistic pursuits or engaging conversations. As the effects progress, a soothing wave of relaxation spreads through the body, melting away tension and fostering a serene sense of contentment. This harmonious blend of mental stimulation and physical ease creates an enriching experience, allowing users to fully embrace their creative impulses while enjoying a tranquil and happy state of mind.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Lineage: [Sherbet] x [Wedding Cake]
Breeder: Seed Junky Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2
Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Euphoric, Creativity, Social, Relaxed
Top Report Strain Flavors: Creamy, Citrus, Mint, Pepper, Floral

Sherb Cake 1g Flower

The Strain - Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid that originates from crossing NYC Sour Diesel and Sour Diesel. This lineage lends itself to the strain’s earthy flavor, with notes of lime and blueberry. The bright green buds are dense and peppered with dark green and violet.

Rich in CBD, this strain is recommended for those with chronic pain, inflammation, and anxiety. Users have reported feeling relaxed and happy, while still remaining focused.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: NYC Sour Diesel x Sour Diesel

Breeder: Lawrence Ringo of the Southern Humboldt Seed Collective

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, happy, energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: earthy, lime, blueberry

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Sour Tsunami 3.5g Flower

Sour Tsunami

The Strain - Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day at home. As an indica-dominant hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Ghost OG Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

Ghost OG

The Strain - Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis
genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live
Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in
Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms.
After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360
found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile
dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones,
and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-
Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Clementine 5pk Smokos 0.5g

Clementine

The Strain  -  Dirty Taxi is a potent hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Top Dawg Seeds, born from the cross of GMO and Chem D I95. This unique blend results in a powerful yet nuanced cannabis experience that leans towards inducing feelings of happiness, relaxation, and euphoria. Drawing from its rich lineage, Dirty Taxi offers a soothing journey that begins with a swift surge of euphoric energy, instilling motivation and focus before settling into a calm and uplifting state.

The strain's complex flavor profile is characterized by earthy and pungent notes complemented by hints of citrus, pepper, and herbal spices. Its primary terpene profile—featuring Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, and Pinene—contributes to this distinctive taste and aroma. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest that uplifts the senses, while Myrcene brings earthy undertones that promote relaxation. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy peppery nuance, enhancing the overall depth of flavor. Humulene adds subtle herbal notes, and Pinene infuses a refreshing pine aroma, rounding out the sensory experience.

Dirty Taxi is renowned for its focused, energetic, and happy effects. Users often report an invigorating sensation that spreads throughout the body, prompting physical activity and elevating the mood. The uplifting qualities inherited from GMO and Chem D I95 combine to create a balanced high that keeps spirits elevated and the mind engaged. Whether aiming to boost creativity, enhance motivation, or simply indulge in a euphoric escape, Dirty Taxi offers a memorable and satisfying encounter that resonates with both the body and mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: GMO x Chem D I95
Breeder: Top Dawg Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Energetic, Happy, Uplifting, Body-High
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Pepper, Herbal


Dirty Taxi 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

GMO Cookies Ready2Roll 5G Flower

A powerful indica strain producing relaxing effects while helping your mind retain focus. 

Blackberry Larry 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain artfully crafted by ETHOS Genetics, born from the potent cross of Chem D, i95, Mandarin Cookies, and Peach Ring. This exceptional blend brings together the best qualities of its parent strains, resulting in a cannabis experience that delights both the palate and the mind. Renowned for its intensely delicious flavor, Peach Crescendo offers sweet tropical citrus notes with a luscious peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is equally captivating, featuring a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprising hint of spice and citrus. This complex scent profile is attributed to its rich terpene composition, including Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the sour spice notes, Limonene introduces bright citrus elements that uplift the senses, Myrcene imparts earthy undertones promoting relaxation, Humulene contributes subtle herbal hints, and Linalool offers delicate floral nuances to round out the aromatic experience.

Peach Crescendo is celebrated for its tingly and uplifting full-bodied effects that balance physical relaxation with mental clarity. Users often report feeling deeply relaxed physically while their minds remain clear and focused, allowing for heightened awareness and engagement. Drawing from its rich lineage, the strain inherits the energizing and focusing attributes of Chem D and i95, the uplifting and euphoric qualities of Mandarin Cookies, and the soothing relaxation of Peach Ring. This harmonious blend makes Peach Crescendo an ideal choice for those seeking to unwind while maintaining mental energy and a positive mood.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Peach Crescendo Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

Gorilla Pie 7G Popcorn Flower

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The Strain - Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid that originates from crossing NYC Sour Diesel and Sour Diesel. This lineage lends itself to the strain’s earthy flavor, with notes of lime and blueberry. The bright green buds are dense and peppered with dark green and violet.

Rich in CBD, this strain is recommended for those with chronic pain, inflammation, and anxiety. Users have reported feeling relaxed and happy, while still remaining focused.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: NYC Sour Diesel x Sour Diesel

Breeder: Lawrence Ringo of the Southern Humboldt Seed Collective

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, happy, energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: earthy, lime, blueberry

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our ILLICIT growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Sour Tsunami Ready2Roll 5g Flower

The Strain  -  Blueberry Muffin is an indica-dominant hybrid strain meticulously crafted by Humboldt Seed Co., born from the flavorful cross of Purple Panty Dropper and Razzleberry. This exceptional blend offers a harmonious mix of relaxing, invigorating, and stimulating effects, making it a favorite among enthusiasts of indica and hybrid varieties. The aroma of Blueberry Muffin is reminiscent of freshly baked muffins, featuring a sweet essence that transitions into smooth, creamy undertones, delighting the senses with every inhale.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Bisabolol, Limonene, and Humulene, which contribute significantly to its rich flavors and effects. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth, enhancing the nutty and vanilla notes, while Myrcene brings forward earthy and musky tones that promote relaxation. Bisabolol introduces subtle floral hints, complementing the buttery aroma. Limonene infuses a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood and adding complexity to the blueberry flavors. Humulene contributes woody and herbal nuances, rounding out the overall sensory experience.

Blueberry Muffin is known for inducing feelings of relaxation, focus, and happiness. Users often report an initial cerebral uplift that envelops the mind in a gentle euphoria, gradually giving way to a serene sense of concentration. Drawing from its parent genetics, the calming properties of Purple Panty Dropper combine with the uplifting and stimulating effects of Razzleberry to create a full-bodied experience. This strain offers a balanced effect that soothes the body while invigorating the mind, making it an ideal choice for those seeking a harmonious blend of tranquility and alertness.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: Purple Panty Dropper x Razzleberry
Breeder: Humboldt Seed Co.
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Body-High, Happy
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Butter, Vanilla, Nutty

Blueberry Muffin 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Violet Fog is an indica-dominant hybrid strain resulting from the cross between Grape Gasoline and Khalifa Mints. This unique blend combines the sweet and fruity grape flavors of Grape Gasoline with the spicy and minty undertones of Khalifa Mints, creating a complex and intriguing flavor profile. The aroma is notably pungent, featuring heavy overtones of ripe grapes accented by skunky and spicy notes.

The strain's terpene profile includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Geraniol. Myrcene contributes to the earthy and musky aspects of the flavor, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene adds a citrusy zest, uplifting the overall aroma. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy kick, while Linalool offers subtle floral hints that enhance the sweetness. Geraniol further amplifies the fruity and floral characteristics, rounding out the sensory experience with its pleasant fragrance.

Violet Fog is known for its hazy and uplifting effects. Users often report a sense of unfocused happiness that can lead to lightheartedness and giggles. As the experience unfolds, a deep relaxation may settle in, promoting a calm and sleepy state. This combination of mood-enhancing and soothing effects makes Violet Fog an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day, offering a peaceful transition into a restful evening.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: Grape Gasoline x Khalifa Mints

Breeder: Unknown

Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplited, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Violet Fog 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  Violet Fog is an indica-dominant hybrid strain resulting from the cross between Grape Gasoline and Khalifa Mints. This unique blend combines the sweet and fruity grape flavors of Grape Gasoline with the spicy and minty undertones of Khalifa Mints, creating a complex and intriguing flavor profile. The aroma is notably pungent, featuring heavy overtones of ripe grapes accented by skunky and spicy notes.

The strain's terpene profile includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Geraniol. Myrcene contributes to the earthy and musky aspects of the flavor, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene adds a citrusy zest, uplifting the overall aroma. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy kick, while Linalool offers subtle floral hints that enhance the sweetness. Geraniol further amplifies the fruity and floral characteristics, rounding out the sensory experience with its pleasant fragrance.

Violet Fog is known for its hazy and uplifting effects. Users often report a sense of unfocused happiness that can lead to lightheartedness and giggles. As the experience unfolds, a deep relaxation may settle in, promoting a calm and sleepy state. This combination of mood-enhancing and soothing effects makes Violet Fog an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day, offering a peaceful transition into a restful evening.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: Grape Gasoline x Khalifa Mints

Breeder: Unknown

Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplited, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our ILLICIT growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Violet Fog Ready2Roll 5g Flower

The Strain  -  Alien Blackout is an indica-dominant hybrid strain expertly bred by Mosca Seeds, resulting from the potent cross of Holy Grail and Fire White Alien. This unique combination offers a sweet earthy aroma blended with milky smoke, creating a rich and complex sensory experience. Known for its fruity scent, Alien Blackout delivers flavors of citrus and fruit, complemented by undertones of earthy, woody, and pine notes.

The strain's terpene profile features Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool, Humulene, and beta-Pinene, all of which contribute to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene imparts earthy and musky tones while promoting relaxation. Limonene adds bright citrus notes that can uplift the mood and enhance focus. Linalool introduces subtle floral nuances, fostering a sense of calm and tranquility. Humulene and Pinene contribute woody and piney aromas, enhancing alertness and mental clarity.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Alien Blackout offers an energizing, euphoric, and uplifting effect that enhances concentration and stimulates creativity. The focus-enhancing qualities of Holy Grail combine with the uplifting euphoria of Fire White Alien to provide a balanced experience. As the effects develop, a gentle sense of relaxation may build, promoting a harmonious blend of motivation and calm. Alien Blackout is an ideal choice for those seeking to elevate their mood while maintaining focus and clarity.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Holy Grail] x [Fire White Alien]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool, alpha-Humulene, beta-
Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Euphoric, Uplifting, Focused

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Woody, Pine

Alien Blackout 1g Flower

The Strain  -  Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain crafted by master breeder collective Cookies Fam, resulting from the flavorful cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Much like the dessert it's named after, Gelato #33 offers a smooth and creamy experience that delights the senses. The strain is renowned for its complex flavor profile, combining sweet berry notes with earthy undertones and a hint of diesel, creating a taste that's both indulgent and refreshing.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the earthy aspects of the flavor. Myrcene brings forward musky sweetness, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, while Linalool contributes subtle floral notes for a well-rounded aroma. Humulene adds a touch of herbal nuance, completing the rich tapestry of flavors.

Gelato #33 is celebrated for its ability to induce feelings of relaxation, upliftment, and happiness. The euphoria-driven effects set in quickly, enveloping users in a carefree and energetic state. It's known to enhance social experiences, making conversations flow more easily and boosting confidence in group settings. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Sunset Sherbet and the balanced effects of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies combine to create a harmonious experience that elevates the mood and soothes the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

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