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The Strain  -  Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

The strain's terpene profile features Limonene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, and Pinene, contributing to its complex flavors and effects. Limonene imparts bright citrus notes that uplift the senses, while Myrcene adds earthy undertones promoting relaxation. Pinene introduces a refreshing pine aroma, enhancing alertness and focus. These terpenes create dominant flavors of sweet berries and strawberries, complemented by a strong, pungent diesel undertone inherited from its Strawberry Diesel parent. 

Bruce Banner is known for its energizing and uplifting effects, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. Users often report high energy levels accompanied by heightened creativity and a euphoric mood. Drawing from its OG Kush lineage, it provides a balanced experience that relaxes the body without sedation, while the influence of Strawberry Diesel enhances motivation and happiness. This strain is ideal for those seeking an invigorating and joyful experience that stimulates both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

Bruce Banner 28G Intros Flower

Bruce Banner 14G Flower

Bruce Banner 28G Flower

The Strain  -  Chemdog OG is a dynamic sativa strain resulting from the legendary cross of Chemdawg and OG Kush. This fusion of two iconic strains creates a cannabis experience that is both uplifting and invigorating. Known for inspiring users to reach new creative heights, Chemdog OG invites the mind to indulge in its imaginative side while elevating the mood to a light and carefree state.

The strain's complex aroma profile features the diesel notes of Chemdawg blending seamlessly with the sour, piney scent of OG Kush, creating a pungent skunky fragrance that fills the room. Its flavor mirrors its aroma, coating the palate with a solid diesel taste and a lingering sticky flavor on the inhale. On the exhale, users may notice creamy, pine-like notes that leave a sweet and pungent taste.

Chemdog OG's primary terpene profile includes Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Nerolidol 1, and Humulene, which contribute to its distinctive flavors and effects. Users often report feeling talkative, creative, and focused, with a happy and euphoric undertone. The uplifting qualities inherited from Chemdawg and the mood-enhancing properties of OG Kush combine to create an experience that keeps spirits high for hours on end, making it an ideal choice for those seeking motivation and joy in their activities.

Strain Type: indica

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Chemdawg]

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, beta-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Talkative, Creative, Focused, Happy, Aroused, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Chemical, Diesel, Pine

Chemdog OG 28G Flower

The Strain  -  Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

The strain's terpene profile features Limonene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, and Pinene, contributing to its complex flavors and effects. Limonene imparts bright citrus notes that uplift the senses, while Myrcene adds earthy undertones promoting relaxation. Pinene introduces a refreshing pine aroma, enhancing alertness and focus. These terpenes create dominant flavors of sweet berries and strawberries, complemented by a strong, pungent diesel undertone inherited from its Strawberry Diesel parent. 

Bruce Banner is known for its energizing and uplifting effects, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. Users often report high energy levels accompanied by heightened creativity and a euphoric mood. Drawing from its OG Kush lineage, it provides a balanced experience that relaxes the body without sedation, while the influence of Strawberry Diesel enhances motivation and happiness. This strain is ideal for those seeking an invigorating and joyful experience that stimulates both the mind and body.


Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics


Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene



Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy



Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

Bruce Banner 1g Flower

The Strain  -  Blueberry Muffin is an indica-dominant hybrid strain meticulously crafted by Humboldt Seed Co., born from the flavorful cross of Purple Panty Dropper and Razzleberry. This exceptional blend offers a harmonious mix of relaxing, invigorating, and stimulating effects, making it a favorite among enthusiasts of indica and hybrid varieties. The aroma of Blueberry Muffin is reminiscent of freshly baked muffins, featuring a sweet essence that transitions into smooth, creamy undertones, delighting the senses with every inhale.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Bisabolol, Limonene, and Humulene, which contribute significantly to its rich flavors and effects. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth, enhancing the nutty and vanilla notes, while Myrcene brings forward earthy and musky tones that promote relaxation. Bisabolol introduces subtle floral hints, complementing the buttery aroma. Limonene infuses a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood and adding complexity to the blueberry flavors. Humulene contributes woody and herbal nuances, rounding out the overall sensory experience.

Blueberry Muffin is known for inducing feelings of relaxation, focus, and happiness. Users often report an initial cerebral uplift that envelops the mind in a gentle euphoria, gradually giving way to a serene sense of concentration. Drawing from its parent genetics, the calming properties of Purple Panty Dropper combine with the uplifting and stimulating effects of Razzleberry to create a full-bodied experience. This strain offers a balanced effect that soothes the body while invigorating the mind, making it an ideal choice for those seeking a harmonious blend of tranquility and alertness.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: Purple Panty Dropper x Razzleberry

Breeder: Humboldt Seed Co.

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Body-High, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Butter, Vanilla, Nutty

Blueberry Muffin Ready2Roll 5g Flower

The Strain - A happy mix of Ghost Train Haze x East Coast Sour Diesel. Hop aboard the train and enjoy this perfect morning or mid-afternoon pick me up! This strong sativa strain encapsulates the entourage effect by bringing together a great mix of myrcene,
terpinolene, and pinene. A stress reliever in its terpene and cannabinoid profile, this earthy cultivar keeps your mood up and smiles-a-plenty.

Diesel is an iconic cannabis variety thought to be a cross between Afghani and Mexican landrace strains. This sativa-leaning strain is reportedly another phenotype of the original Chemdawg 91, though its true origins remain a mystery.

According to Seedism, which carries its own version of Diesel, the strain has an intense aroma of grapefruit and lemon that translates into a fruity flavor with hashish undertones.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Ghost Train Haze] x [East Coast Sour Diesel]

Breeder: Sativa Hybrid

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, beta-Myrcene, Ocimene 2, Nerolidol 2, delta-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Woody

Diesel Train 7G Popcorn Flower

Diesel Train

Super Petrol is a powerful Indica-dominant hybrid developed by Moscaseeds, resulting from the robust cross of GMO and Rocket Fuel. This strain is celebrated for its intense, full-body effects that blend deep relaxation with an uplifting euphoria, making it an excellent choice for those seeking both comfort and a mood boost. Super Petrol delivers a potent high that seamlessly transitions from mental clarity to physical ease, offering a balanced experience that enhances your evening routine or helps you unwind after a demanding day.

The flavor profile of Super Petrol is a rich tapestry of earthy diesel and pungent skunk, complemented by subtle spicy and herbal undertones. Enhanced by its terpene composition of Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Humulene, each inhale brings a smooth, creamy taste of cheese intertwined with the sharpness of diesel. These complex flavors create a satisfying and memorable palate experience, where the boldness of skunk meets the sweetness of subtle herbal notes, ensuring every puff is both flavorful and enjoyable.

When enjoying Super Petrol, enthusiasts may be enveloped in a wave of euphoric relaxation that soothes both mind and body. The initial surge of happiness fosters a positive and carefree mindset, ideal for letting go of daily stresses and embracing a state of contentment. As the effects deepen, a calming body buzz gently melts away tension, promoting a serene and tranquil state of mind. This harmonious blend of mental uplift and physical relaxation makes Super Petrol a versatile strain, perfect for enhancing your evening activities, whether you're settling in for a cozy night at home or seeking a peaceful end to a busy day. Embrace the soothing tranquility and joyful uplift that Super Petrol offers, creating moments of pure relaxation and ease.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: [GMO] x [GMO x Rocket Fuel] (Reported)
Breeder: Moscaseeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy, Tingly
Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Skunk, Spicy/Herbal, Cheese

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Super Petrol 3.5G Flower

The Strain - A calm sedative with a euphoric buzz. Strawberry Float is perfect for either a lazy winter day, or a sip of sweetness in the middle of the hot summer. The balance of sweet and savory flavor is sure to induce ferocious appetites.

The freakish amount of frost defines Strawberry Float, almost looking like a small layer of snow has fallen. On the bottom side of the bud, the crystals shines, highlighting its incredible structure.

Earthy, strawberry, and fruity. The flavor could be compared to a smoothie, or "float", especially when vaporized.

This strain is reported to help with anxiety, and keeping calm during social situations, without the heavy sedative effects of other strains. It shown benefits for mood and creativity as well.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani x Michigan Soda (Reported)] x [Cookies & Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: creative, euphoric, tingly, uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: strawberry, citrus, earthy

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Strawberry Float Ready2Roll 5G Flower

A young indica strain from the Pacific Northwest, Bop Gun is a potent cross of Do-Si-Dos
and Papaya. If you’re a fan of 90’s music, Bop Gun's funky characteristics shouldn't be a
surprise.

After being blasted in the face with a terp cannon of stinky cheese and tropical fruit, you’ll
quickly respect Bop Gun's aromatic chops. A gassy, sweet aroma envelopes you at first, but when you break down this bud, a doughy, cookie smell comes off. Sticky and covered in trichomes, this lady is not just a pretty nug.

Although zestier than the smell implies, Bop Gun's cheesy puffs are appetizers, with a
creamy, funky flavor wrapping around the tongue. Notes of lemons and sugar cookies try
their darndest to penetrate that cheesy cloak, but they barely succeed before an earthy,
skunky aftertaste takes over.

A "bop gun" is a shot of funk into the hearts of funkless people to get them dancing. Bop
Gun's high is easy to function on, but noticeable in both mind and body, warming up limbs
and joints while wrapping your brain in a blanket of bliss. Bop Gun is glorious for morning
and daytime, loosening up a stiff neck and shoulders without killing focus, sparking curiosity and creativity. Perfect for the "productive stoner,” providing a relaxed body buzz without hindering productivity.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: Do-Si-Dos x Papaya

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Cheese, Papaya, Earth, Skunk


Bop Gun 1g Flower

The Strain - This cut has been in possession of our grow team for over a decade. Among the most famous strains worldwide, White Widow is a balanced hybrid first bred in the Netherlands by Green House Seeds. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity.

A cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian indica, White
Widow has blessed every Dutch coffee shop menu since its birth in the 1990s.

Its buds are white with crystal resin, warning you of the potent effects to come. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity. White Widow’s genetics have given rise to many other legends like White Russian, White Rhino, and Blue Widow. Still, many growers prefer cultivation of the original White Widow, which flowers in about 60 days indoors.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian Sativa Landrace] x [South Indian Indica]

Breeder: Green House Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Nerolidol 2, Ocimene 2, beta Myrcene, beta-
Caryophyllene, d-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earth, Pine

The Process - Our 1-gram pre-rolls are only made from hand-trimmed flower and NEVER from shake or trim. We delicately grind up smaller buds not used as pre-packaged flower in a temperature and humidity-controlled room to maintain the cannabinoid and terpene profile of our illicit flower as we prepare material for pre-rolls.

White Widow 1G Pre-Roll

White Widow

The Strain - Animal Star Cookies is a balanced hybrid strain expertly crafted by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the union of Animal Cookies and Stardawg. This unique blend combines the soothing qualities of an indica with the uplifting effects of a sativa, offering a gentle yet powerful experience that calms the body and elevates the spirit. With its harmonious nature, Animal Star Cookies helps users relax and find themselves in a state of emotional well-being.

The strain's rich terpene profile contributes to its complex flavors and effects. Sweet and earthy notes are complemented by hints of vanilla and nutty undertones, creating a delightful and nuanced taste experience. The presence of Limonene adds a subtle citrus zest, while Linalool imparts gentle floral accents. These terpenes enhance not only the flavor but also promote a calming and uplifting mood.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Animal Star Cookies inherits the full-body relaxation characteristic of Animal Cookies and the mood-enhancing properties of Stardawg. Users often report feelings of tranquility and happiness, with a gentle elevation of mood that eases away stress and encourages a positive mindset. This balanced hybrid is ideal for those seeking to unwind while maintaining a sense of alertness and emotional well-being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Animal Cookies] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Pinene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Vanilla, Nutty, Earthy

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Animal Star Cookies Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain - Dilly Bars is a delectable hybrid strain masterfully crafted by Exotic Genetix, stemming from the unique combination of Mint Chip, Cookies, and Cream IX3 genetics. This sweet delight offers a harmonious blend of uplifting and euphoric effects, making it an excellent choice for any time of day. Whether you're tackling daily tasks or immersing yourself in creative endeavors, Dilly Bars provides a focused and enjoyable experience that keeps you energized and engaged.

The flavor profile of Dilly Bars is truly a treat for the senses. Imagine the creamy richness of vanilla ice cream infused with subtle hints of mint and a touch of citrus zest. The smooth smoke delivers a satisfying blend of sweet and earthy notes, reminiscent of cake batter mixed with fresh mint leaves. Accentuated by terpenes like Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool, this strain offers a complex palette of flavors including citrus, mint, and pine that linger pleasantly on the palate.

Emotionally, Dilly Bars is known to inspire feelings of creativity, energy, and euphoria. Users often report a heightened sense of focus and an uplifted mood, making it an ideal companion for social gatherings or personal projects. The balanced effects encourage a cheerful and talkative disposition without overwhelming the senses. With its ability to invigorate the mind while soothing the body, Dilly Bars stands out as a versatile strain that enhances both productivity and relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Mint Chip x Cookies] & [Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric, Focused, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Mint, Pine, Creamy

Dilly Bars 1g Flower

Strain Description:

This strain was developed in the Santa Cruz area. A blend of different local Sativa
strains, Sour Garlic smells like sour fruit and garlic. Strong Sativa medicine with a
powerful, alert high. A unique, boutique offering from the Santa Cruz mountains.

AJ’s Sour Diesel crossed with GMO and Rocket Fuel, this rare and unique Indica-
dominant variety is part of Mosca’s Super Petrol line and offers an incredible terpene
profile with impressive trichome coverage.

Sour Garlic combines the best of both worlds with dominant, pungent sour fuel mixed
with an herbal, aromatic garlic mushroom aroma, and a hint of spice. A strain that offers
something different but will quickly become one of your favorites.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [AJ Sour Diesel] x [GMO/Fuel]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool, alpha-
Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Cerebral, Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruit, Garlic, Earthy, Wood, Spice

Sour Garlic 28G Intros Flower

The Strain - This cut has been in possession of our grow team for over a decade. Among the most famous strains worldwide, White Widow is a balanced hybrid first bred in the Netherlands by Green House Seeds. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity.

A cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian indica, White Widow has blessed every Dutch coffee shop menu since its birth in the 1990s.

Its buds are white with crystal resin, warning you of the potent effects to come. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity. White Widow’s genetics have given rise to many other legends like White Russian, White Rhino, and Blue Widow. Still, many growers prefer cultivation of the original White Widow, which flowers in about 60 days indoors.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian Sativa Landrace] x [South Indian Indica]

Breeder: Green House Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Nerolidol 2, Ocimene 2, beta Myrcene, beta- Caryophyllene, d-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earth, Pine

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

White Widow 3.5G Flower

Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon
Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis
genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live
Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in
Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms.
After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360
found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile
dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones,
and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

Clementine 1g Flower 

The Strain - Grape Runtz is a highly coveted indica hybrid crafted by Exotic Genetix, resulting from the exquisite cross of Greasy Grapes and Runtz. This exceptional strain stands out in the cannabis community for its rare and sought-after genetics, combining the vibrant flavors of Zkittlez, Gelato, and Grape Ape. Grape Runtz captivates enthusiasts with its irresistibly sweet and fruity profile, reminiscent of a bag of sugary candies, making every session a thorough sensory experience.

The flavor journey of Grape Runtz is a harmonious blend of sweet berry and tangy grape, perfectly balanced by subtle hints of citrus and spice. Its terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, and Myrcene, enhances its complex taste, offering layers of fruity sweetness interwoven with earthy and spicy undertones. This rich combination not only tantalizes the taste buds but also contributes to the strain’s smooth and creamy smoke, ensuring a pleasurable and flavorful inhale and exhale every time.

When indulging in Grape Runtz, enthusiasts are greeted with a powerful and uplifting high that begins with a burst of cerebral euphoria, lifting the spirits and sparking creativity. This initial surge of happiness quickly evolves into a deeply relaxing body sensation, gently easing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. The balanced effects make Grape Runtz an ideal choice for those looking to enhance their mood, unwind after a long day, or enjoy a creative burst without feeling overwhelmed. Whether you're socializing with friends or diving into a creative project, Grape Runtz offers a versatile and enjoyable experience that leaves a lasting impression.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Greasy Grapes] x [Runtz]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Body High, Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Candy, Fruity, Grape, Earthy

Grape Runtz 1g Flower

Watermelon Gushers is a hybrid that produces a delicious terpene profile and relaxing effects, a sweet treat for the late afternoon or evening. The sweet scent of Watermelon Gushers has notes of watermelon, cookies, and tropical fruits. The buds are green in color and heavily coated on sticky trichomes and amber hairs.

This delicious, fruity strain carries through its parents’ aroma and flavor. Breaking apart
the buds produces a sweet, watermelon and cookie fragrance, laced with tropical notes.
The vibrant green buds of Watermelon Gushers are saturated with clear resinous
trichomes. When combusted, its fruity flavor turns earthy, with notes of fruit and citrus
on the exhale.

Users have reported that Watermelon Gushers produces a relaxing experience that
leaves you in a sleepy state, providing a euphoric body high that keeps the mind clear
before drifting off to sleep. Watermelon Gushers would shine while listening to music on
a rainy afternoon.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: Gushers x Gelatti

Breeder: Cannarado

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Sleepy, Calm, Hungry

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Fruity Citrus

Watermelon Gushers 1g Flower

The Strain  -  Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain crafted by master breeder collective Cookies Fam, resulting from the flavorful cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Much like the dessert it's named after, Gelato #33 offers a smooth and creamy experience that delights the senses. The strain is renowned for its complex flavor profile, combining sweet berry notes with earthy undertones and a hint of diesel, creating a taste that's both indulgent and refreshing.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the earthy aspects of the flavor. Myrcene brings forward musky sweetness, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, while Linalool contributes subtle floral notes for a well-rounded aroma. Humulene adds a touch of herbal nuance, completing the rich tapestry of flavors.

Gelato #33 is celebrated for its ability to induce feelings of relaxation, upliftment, and happiness. The euphoria-driven effects set in quickly, enveloping users in a carefree and energetic state. It's known to enhance social experiences, making conversations flow more easily and boosting confidence in group settings. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Sunset Sherbet and the balanced effects of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies combine to create a harmonious experience that elevates the mood and soothes the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gelato #33 Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain - Cake N' Chem is an enticing indica hybrid strain developed by Greenpoint Seeds, created by crossing the delectable Wedding Cake with the potent Stardawg. This unique combination brings together the mouthwatering flavors and visual appeal of Wedding Cake with the robust potency and impressive yields of Stardawg. Cake N' Chem delights the senses with a flavor profile that features notes of doughy vanilla cake, hints of sour lemon, and a sharp, citrusy finish.

The aroma of this strain mirrors its taste, offering a sour citrus overtone accented by sweet vanilla and creamy cake nuances. Its primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene, Myrcene, and Nerolidol 2, contributing to its complex blend of citrus, creamy, pine, and vanilla flavors. This rich terpene mix not only enhances the flavor but also plays a role in the strain's calming and uplifting effects.

Upon enjoying Cake N' Chem, users may experience a gradual uplifting sensation that fills the mind with happiness and a carefree attitude. As this positive mood builds, a soothing body relaxation begins to emerge, gently easing tension and promoting a sense of tranquility. This mellow progression can lead to a restful state, making it an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day. The overall experience is often described as calming, happy, relaxing, sleepy, and uplifting, offering a harmonious blend of mental and physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Wedding Cake] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene, Myrcene, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Happy, Relaxing, Sleepy, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Creamy, Pine, Vanilla, Sour

Cake N' Chem 1g Flower

The Strain - GDP, also known as Granddaddy Purple, is a celebrated indica-dominant hybrid first cultivated by master breeder Ken Estes, born from the esteemed cross of Big Bud and Purple Urkle. This legendary strain is renowned for its captivating aroma, which masterfully blends succulent grape and berry notes to create an enchanting and memorable sensory experience. GDP stands as a testament to its rich heritage, offering a sophisticated bouquet that appeals to both seasoned enthusiasts and those new to cannabis alike.

The flavor profile of GDP is a delightful symphony of sweet and fruity undertones, prominently featuring luscious grape and vibrant berry flavors that dance on the palate. Enhanced by its terpene composition—comprising Pinene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, and Bisabolol—GDP delivers a nuanced and complex taste experience. Pinene introduces a refreshing piney zest, while Limonene adds a bright citrus brightness that elevates the overall flavor. Caryophyllene contributes a subtle spicy warmth, and Myrcene provides earthy and herbal depths, culminating in a smooth and satisfying finish with hints of sweet floral notes.

When enjoying GDP, users are enveloped in a harmonious blend of cerebral euphoria and deep physical relaxation. The high may begin with a surge of happiness and a clear, focused mind, making it perfect for creative endeavors or engaging social interactions. As the experience progresses, a soothing wave of relaxation washes over the body, easing tension and fostering a sense of peace. This balanced effect cultivates a state of calm contentment, allowing users to fully immerse themselves in their activities or simply unwind and enjoy a tranquil moment of bliss. Whether enhancing your mood or providing a serene escape, Granddaddy Purple offers a fulfilling and blissful cannabis experience.

Strain Type: Hybrid 

Lineage: [Big Bud] x [Purple Urkle] (Reported)

Breeder: Ken Estes 

Primary Terpene Profile: Pinene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Sleepy, Hungry, Relaxed, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Grape, Berry, Fruity, Pine, Sweet

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The Strain  -  KC Kush, also known as Kosher Kush, is an indica-dominant hybrid strain developed by DNA Genetics, reportedly born from the cross of Kosher Dog and Stardawg. This unique blend combines the calming effects of an indica with the subtle uplifting qualities of a sativa, offering a well-rounded experience ideal for relaxation and tranquility. KC Kush is known for its ability to ease the mind and soothe the body, making it a perfect choice for unwinding after a long day or settling in for a restful night's sleep.

The flavor profile of KC Kush is a delightful mix of citrus, orange, and sweet notes. Its primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol, all contributing to its aromatic and flavorful characteristics. Myrcene imparts earthy undertones and promotes relaxation, while Limonene adds a bright citrus zest that uplifts the senses. Caryophyllene introduces a subtle spicy hint, Linalool brings a floral sweetness, and Terpineol offers a pleasant herbal aroma, rounding out the strain's complex taste.

Users often report feeling relaxed, sleepy, and happy after enjoying KC Kush. Drawing from its Kosher Dog lineage, the strain provides a deep sense of calm and contentment. The Stardawg genetics contribute a gentle uplift in mood, fostering feelings of happiness and well-being. This harmonious blend of effects allows for physical relaxation without overwhelming sedation, making KC Kush an ideal companion for those seeking peace and positivity in their cannabis experience.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Kosher Dog] x [Stardawg] (Reported)

Breeder: DNA Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene,
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Orange, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

KC Kush Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain - MAC Dawg is a premium cannabis strain with an iconic pedigree. This hybrid brings together the famed Miracle Alien Cookies (MAC 1) and Stardawg—two elite cultivars known for producing some of the finest cannabis on the market. MAC Dawg combines the best traits of both parents, offering extreme resin production, exotic flavor, and exceptionally potent effects. This strain takes the classic Stardawg to new heights, delivering unmatched bag appeal that is sure to turn heads.

MAC Dawg brings together the sweet-and-sour aroma of MAC 1 with the funky fragrance of Stardawg, creating a complex terpene profile that is one of a kind. This variety smells of ripe lemon and cherry, mixed with pungent notes of skunk and petrol.

The strain is rich in terpenes and flavonoids and offers a robust flavor not easily forgotten. This exceptional strain delights the senses with notes of citrus, cheese, and cherries, coupled with savory flavors of diesel and pine. Its complex flavor pairs nicely with a cup of coffee or a glass of wine.

Like its parents, MAC Dawg provides a stimulating but balanced high that awakens the mind and soothes the body. This potent strain delivers a wave of bliss that typically leaves users feeling happy and stress-free. MAC Dawg may also help to reduce general discomfort and boost the appetite.

Strain Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: [MAC 1] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric, Giggly, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Spicy/Herbal, Pepper, Citrus, Lime

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

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