Kind Leaf Pendleton
8/16/2019
After my second time visiting, I decided these hard-working ganjapreneurs deserved a review.
I had never been into a facility like Kind Leaf, and I was blown away (literally).
First off, they had no problem letting me bring my ESA in. I showed them my papers and everything was 💯 Cute blonde lady with space buns at the front counter and other cute brunette lady with the nose ring- y’all are my she-roes.
When you walk inside, the familiar and friendly embrace of marijuana’s smell lightly beckons for you to come closer. As you approach the showroom, you here the cute lady at the desk buzz the door to let you in. Seems fancy for a dispensary, but you enjoy feeling expensive (and you deserve it.)
As you open the door, walk in, and turn the corner- you are overwhelmed by the rows of glass cases containing God’s salad and all it’s additional accessories. The rustic, industrial vibe makes you feel like you’re at Grandma’s cabin and about to enjoy a plate full of cookies (except if you eat these cookies, you’ll also get high. Dose responsibly, friends)
Mesmerized, you begin to wander around allowing your eyes to feast on the flower before your body. Right before your mind begins to float away on metaphorical Mary Jane plane, a voice calls out to you, “Can I help you find anything?”
And just like that, you’ve now acquired your budtender. They ask you questions. They give you suggestions. They care that you wanna treat your depression.
You make your purchase, and check out. You’re not sure how much is customary to tip your budtending angel, but you try your best.
You excitedly drive home. You are bamboozled by the childproof bag they sent you with, but a quick google search proves useful. Your pull out your new goodies. You try them. You get high. Real high, but beautifully high because you read the package and followed the instructions.
And you realize you can now put another pot leaf shaped star in the grass pass of your heart because you have found more than just your favorite neighborhood dispensary... you’ve found your CANnabis, and left your CAN’Tabis in the dust.
Much love ❤️