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Jenny Kush

2/16/2018
A very pleasant and very well balanced hybrid. Amnesia is one of my absolute favorite sativas, so I was super excited to try this strain. The smell is a sweet tropical citrus with a tiny bit of piney aroma. The buds themselves were pretty dense for a sativa dominant hybrid. They were a sugary bright green with light orange calyxes. The taste was citrusy and sweet, and a little earthy. The effects were pleasant and mood softening. Put me in a really great mood and was pretty uplifting. Perfect for stress relief and social situations.
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CreativeEuphoricHappyUplifted

Cuvee

2/16/2018
Received a sample of this strain from a client of mine that’s grows for a collective here in the Portland area. At first glance the flower looked very nice and frosty. They were a bit fluffier than I expect d it to be. A minty blue green with light yellow calyxes. The smell was pretty pungent and skunky, with a light fuely scent. The taste was piney, earthy, and sharply hazy. The effects were a bit lacking in my opinion. They came on relatively quick with a decent body buzz. The effects wore off pretty quickly and left he a bit anxious on the comedown. It gave me the munchies pretty quickly and is a nice strain for fast acting nausea relief.
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HungryRelaxed

Mango Kush

11/9/2017
The best way I can sum this one up is a Hawaiian Luau experience. From it's super fruity tropical smell, its lovely taste, to its happy uplifting sensations. The look of the flower is what first appealed to me. The flowers are fluffy and sticky, with a variety of green tones with long deep orange and tiny bits of purple. And then when I stuck my nose in the jar it made me have to have it. The aroma is sweet and pungent. Smelled like overly ripe tropical fruit. Mouth watering. The classic kush smell definitely comes through also. The taste is skunky and very sweet. Really damn tasty. The longer it's allowed to cure the more beautiful the smell and taste become. So be patient, and she'll reward you nicely. A strain that makes a nice headstash for any connoisseur. The effects come on quickly and are super groovy. Wonderfully stress relieving.
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CreativeHappyUplifted

Tillamook Strawberry

11/2/2017
A very pleasant strain to chief on. This strain is very mood softening and is a great all day smoke. Provides some nice relaxation coupled with a clear focus. The buds are long, frosty, and compact. The color is a limey green with amber and yellow calyxes. The smell was a nutty sweet vanilla. The taste is sweet and woody, with the slightest bit of kush flavor. This hard to come by lady is an absolute pleasure to experience.
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FocusedHappyRelaxed

Future

11/2/2017
The product of two rockstar parents Gorilla Glue #4 and Starfighter, this strain is a stunner. It hits with a deep body relaxation almost instantaneously. She provides a very nice body buzz and a deep euphoria. The flowers are a beautiful bright crystally green, with little bits of orange. They are compact, but break up very nicely. The aroma is earthy as hell, with some lime and fuel undertones. The flavor is as earthy as they come, with a tiny bit of citrus. This strain can instill a crippling couchlock for novices or if over indulged.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepyTingly

Chem Scout

10/13/2017
Focusing and cosmic are what first come to mind when I think about this beauty. The flowers are a deep emerald green, with nice speckles of light green and purple. Relatively fluffy for an indica hybrid. The aroma catches you right away and tingles the nose. Sweetly pungent and earthy. The smoke is smooth and earthy, a tiny bit skunky. The effects are really nicely balanced and not too sedating at all. Carrying the best traits of both parents. Clear headed, functional, and relaxing best describes what this strain offers. Some great smoke for sure! Enjoy.
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EuphoricFocusedRelaxed

9 lb Hammer

9/22/2017
One of my absolute favorite indica hybrids. Very happy and uplifting for such a potent indica. Gives me the giggles every time. Really enjoyable. The effects settle into a nice happy relaxation, that is wonderful stress relief. The buds are round and dense, streaming with nice flecks of purple and orange. The smell is a little skunky and sweet, with earthy undertones. Flavors are sweet and earthy. The smoke is dense and smooth. Reminds me somewhat of Granddaddy Purple. Perfect strain for relaxing and watching a comedy. Gives me the munchies like crazy.
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GigglyHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Panama Red

8/25/2017
An absolute legend, and as nostalgic as strains come. I'd heard numerous stories throughout the years from the old school heads about the legendary Panama Red. They reminisce about how buds don't come as smooth and groovy as The Red. I've tried an unfathomable number of strains and had never come across this elusive lady. Until one day... I was helping a grower buddy of mine do some trim sessions. So one night he and I were there pretty late finally finishing up a batch, when he decided to show me something a little "different" he had going outside in the greenhouse. And to no avail there she was 10 gigantic Panama Red plants. I was couldn't stop staring at them.He gave me a bit to take home as a thank you for helping him out and to get my take on the flower. The buds are definitely 100% Sativa, long and fluffy with delicate stems. They are a nice emerald green with dark red orange calyxes and nicely sugared. She smelled of Earl Grey Tea, a bit of pine, and some obvious citrus. The taste was smooth as fuck. It was mildly astringent and sweet. The effects are immediate. Very uplifting and energetic. Provided a nice clear headed groovy high. Great strain for socializing and getting shit done.
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EnergeticFocusedHappyUplifted

Ancient OG

7/25/2017
A really nice indica. The flowers have some dark purples among a variety of green tones. They were a little on the fluffier side for such a powerful indica; although nice and sticky. The smell was sharply piney and citrusy. A bit astringent. The taste is a combination of citrus and nuttiness. I got a little hint of grape on the exhale. The effects start with a euphoric body tingle. Then about 15 minutes in, wham, it sucker punches you right in the face! It's works it's way into a deep body relaxation, coupled with a solid euphoria. Good for sleep and relaxation. A pleasure to smoke. Can be a little tougher to come across,
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepyTingly

Dosidos

7/19/2017
An indica for connoisseur seekers. I really wasn't sure what to expect from this one. The smell was pungent and earthy, with a bit of tropical fruit. Flowers were a nice light lime green with dark orange calyxes. The buds were sticky and fluffy. The taste was fuely and sweet. The effects were nicely balanced for an indica, not extremely heavy. They were euphoric and relaxing. Absolutely chill. A little bit of a creeper. Perfect strain for stress, anxiety, and ptsd.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedTingly