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I'm really digging this. I feel so happy; almost like a crack head finding a menthol. My dog is looking at me like he's jealous. I told him, maybe I'll make you a little dog canni-biscuit. Is that a thing? It should be. It tasted really good too; much like a 25 year old virgin, perfectly ripened but maybe a little bruised. The smell reminded me of the aromatics from when a black cherry explodes in your mouth, except for the juicy part. Especially grab your favorite thirst quencher. Maybe hit up your local gas station pre baked. Right now I'm sitting in the passenger seat of my car waiting on my gf to bring me water and a yoohoo. The only thing in the car is a hot bottle of water, that sucked going down. Much like a cement mixer that your bestie buys you for your birthday and like a champ you take it because you ain't no f***in' p***y! All in all this has been a positive experience and I can't wait to smoke it out of my favorite piece named, Watson. It's Elementary my dear...