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Tangerine Dream

8/19/2023
smoker for over 20yrs, and this is probably one of the most challenging/best I've ever had. 3 seeds, and got 2 very different results. 2 turned out average quality and average yield. nice but nothing special. 1 though, was something else entirely. overall yield was actually quite bad, but there was an actual whole layer of trichomes coating the buds and leaves. Rather than the trichomes being dotted and kinda spread out like tiny mushrooms, it was like the plant went on override on trichome production. My hands were like super glue from just touching it, nevermind picking it. I used the auto flower version of this strain, and was barney's farm seeds. im more shocked that an auto flower seed had so much potential. I know barney's farm always has good seeds, but this was something else. the 2 average ones only took me about 10 weeks from seed, but the very special one took me about 14 weeks. it really wanted to take its time. for the past few years I've kinda accepted that cannabis flower will not send me gaga anymore, and I need a concentrate if I want to go to lala land....not with this. one joint of that will send me to a place of deep thinking relaxing euphoria.
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Jealousy

11/4/2022
It's a miracle strain, depending on how you look at it. If grown right, the buds are absolutely beautiful to look at. They're just pure crystal coated nugs, without a single loose leaf. The smell is very mild compared to most strains and I'm guessing that you can hide the smell easier if smoking, or even growing. Main reason why I described this as a miracle strain is, it's not too overpowering and instantly helps with anxiety and ptsd etc. I'm not going to go into too much detail, but this has probably been one of the hardest weeks for me mentally, due to the amount of stress. I'm a heavy smoker and have been often mostly getting different hazes and stardawg. They have somewhat helped , but "jealousy" seems to be the perfect strain for anyone dealing with major stress and finding it hard. You can function very well on it and can work, if a regular smoker Only down side is, it's gives you the worst case of the munchies lol.
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Orange Velvet

8/8/2020
Nice strain the with the flavour to go with it, which is a sweet citrusy tast. I would say that this is one of those strains that doesn't get you completely baked but it does have nice medium relaxing and euphoric effects. Perfect for beginners or people that like to smoke and still be able to function fully.
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Apple Jack

8/7/2020
If your after something that's strong and full of flavour, then I'd say Apple Jack is one of those strains. It's a very very stinky strain and tickles your nose when having a close up sniff. Very good old school genetics (White Widow x Jack Hierer) and very nice effects. When smoking you get a pleasant euphoric feeling happy high, with also a nice sweaty forehead to go with it. Also when rolling you get very sticky fingers which is always a good sign.
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Ghost Train Haze

1/19/2020
Very nice sweet citrusy flavour, unlike alot of haze strains the signiture haze flavour on this is more of an aftertaste. Euphoria, creativity and munchies I'd say are it's main effects. Reason why I gave 4 stars and not 5 is because I liked it but thought the effects could of lasted a bit longer, everything else was spot on.
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Gelato

12/15/2019
Very nice strain, its a hybrid but I'd say its mostly indica due to its effects. I suffer from a bad back and this is one of those strains that helps me relax unlike some other strains which can be a bit too overpowering and make me more sensitive in that area. I love the flavour and aroma it's a like a mixture between citrus and pepper which sounds quite strange but actually goes well together. At the moment Cali weed is very popular in the UK and rest of Europe, is a bit more expensive though. I've been smoking for 18yrs and by my opinion it's just as good as any other kind of weed and don't see why it should cost any more. That's why I've given it 4stars instead of 5stars. It's nice but not amazing.
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Road Dawg

9/28/2019
If you like Stardawg you'll like this, Looks very similar but has bit more of citrusy aroma and I'd also say it's more relaxing due to its crossed with a kush strain. Definitely a stinky strain and also makes you sweat while rolling the first one which is always a good sign.
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Grapefruit

7/27/2019
Definitely stinks and taste like its name, so can see why they called it grapefruit. From just taking a sniff out of the bag you will start too sweat and it is a long lasting heavy hitter. If you're a fan of Jack heirer or New York City Diesel I'm pretty sure you'll be a fan of this.
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Wedding Cake

7/27/2019
WOW!!! I've been smoking for 18yrs and for a good while I've convinced myself that I can't get high like I used too unless I have a high quality hash or a high quality concentrate. I paid a fair bit more than what I normally do but it was worth every penny, it knocked my socks off. I'm an experienced smoker and it put me in lala land. Buds are a lighter shade of green, covered in crystals and tastes similar as if it was a mix between AK47 and Bubblegum.
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The Original Z

1/24/2019
Heard alot of good things about Zkittlez and that it's one of the big names in the states. On my last trip to Amsterdam I got a gram of it at a coffeeshop. It looked and smelt really nice, also it was a heavy hitter with strong indica effects. Only down side is the flavour, It didn't taste like its smell which was bit disappointing, it didn't taste bad but not great it just wasn't what I was expecting. I would say though if your suffering from insomnia or just have trouble relaxing I would recommend it based on how it effected me.
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