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Recent Reviews12 total

Pie Face

8/5/2018
This strain is in my top 5- the cherry pez-like aroma and flavor are misleading as the effects can be overwhelming if caution is not shown. The first draws and exhale are filled with tart, sweet cherries and grapefruit citrus, and you can't help but take one more just for the taste- but if over indulged, a nap is in your immediate future. Titration is key, and going slow will make all the difference between functioning and snoring. A local grower did a test run of this a couple years ago ('16) and was astonished at the response- we went wild over it- selling out in record time over and over. When California set standards that choked out 90% of legitimate providers, our grower was one of 'em; His last run had a hermie that pollinated the entire run, and he allowed them to mature and harvested the grow, seeds and all, then offing it at a discount. The end result was flower that tested in the mid 20th percentile (24-27%) THCa, free feminized beans and mad scrambles to score this rarity- the seeds alone command insane prices. I'm growing 6 girls now- outdoors- and at 15 weeks, they're 70"+ tall, promising another foot when filled out. The terps flowing off these girls is staggering- Cherry Pez and Grapefruit permeate the air around them, and not at all what you'd expect a semi-mature cannabis grow to smell like. If you find this- do not hesitate to indulge!
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Puffy Delivery

7/22/2017
Fast & friendly- Registration and verification were as efficient as one could ask for, and order placement is only hampered by the incredible menu; The variety is stunning! Ordered a pair of OG's on a Friday, and the delivery hit Saturday morning, perfect in all aspects. The flowers are gorgeous, and there's no doubt as to the efficacy of them- These guys have gained a customer for as long as they're around- Don't hesitate to join, order and smile.

ONAC - East Bay (Oklevueha)

10/10/2015
I found this place barely a week into their opening, and want to rave about the experience- The obvious is the flower variety- and the focus is definitely on the flowers- the menu just doesn't do justice to the selection. I spent a half hour just trying to choose from the OG's. The staff is awesome- the friendliest of any dispensary I've experienced, and the philosophy of O.N.A.C. is possibly the most spiritual of anywhere- the place is truly a House of Worship that offers sacramental herbs to sooth the mind and spirit. The story behind it is waaay too long to post here- but you really need to check it out. The efficacy of the flowers is undeniable- the trim and cure are perfect, the scents sublime, and as another review posted, they don't quibble over a few tenths when scaling out the sacraments. As they are brand new, they don't offer edibles, concentrates, waxes or oils yet, but will grow with their clientele as time goes by, no doubt. Bottom line: I sincerely wish these guys nothing but the best- they are a welcome addition to the scene, and I hope they build a long and lasting following.

Garden Gateway

6/24/2015
as a delivery dispensary, these guys are great. the variety of meds is astonishing, and typically ever order is a day away through courier service. the ounce specials are fantastic, and the sun-grown flowers are amazing, considering the cost. I can't help but over order from these guys- the meds are that good.

Bubba Kush

3/16/2015
this one is always a solid strain to reach for in the evening when the day's efforts are done. The flavor is usually sweet and musky, the effects are as stated- relaxing, heavy-lidded eyes and munchies to follow. A nice way to unwind and upholster yourself to the couch.
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GG4

3/13/2015
phenomenal flowers on this one- potency runs from 18 to 25% depending in grower. the only drawback is it's so resinous, it causes my lungs to seize up and I'll cough for hours after. Vaporizer use is highly recommended with this as the first few draws taste amazing.
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Zen Noho

12/10/2014
This place is amazing- but waaaaay off the beaten path hidden away in a corner of West Oakland. Not only do they offer amazing meds, and a variety of concentrates that will literally blow your mind, but the member patient services are even more impressive. From 3 kinds of massage therapy, to acupuncture and chiropractic as well as a barber- all are at no charge to the members of the collective (just be sure to tip- these people deserve to be paid for their services) and all are professionally administered. Donations are reasonable, top shelf is under valued- you will pay more for the same quality elsewhere. The daily specials are pretty good too. Check em out- they are definitely worth the time.

Cannabizon

11/26/2014
Today at 4:38 PM I've just received my first order from Cannabizon, and am awed by how wonderful the experience has been. I'm writing this before I've had a chance to med up due to that alone. I've tried other delivery dispensaries, and frankly they were disappointing- the prices are high, the colas mediocre at best, and the packaging is such that the flowers are dry and crushed in transit. This is not the case with cannabizon. The packaging was a pop-top med jar inside a vacuum sealed bag, inside of a thermal insulated bag- then covered in biodegradable packing and boxed securely. The contents were absolutely amazing. My order included green crack, blue Hawaiian, Tahoe OG, and samples of lemon haze and jilly bean- all of which are so very close to the pictures presented on their site, I can't believe it. From the start of my order, I had questions. I consider myself a pain in the ass to most dispensaries as my tastes are specific and standards high. I sent an email out and within minutes, Denise responded with reassurances and specifics that not only put me at ease, but made me want to order just to reward her for taking the time to respond in such a pleasant and professional manner. Registration and verification were painless and fast, and ultimately I ordered a variety of meds. The order was confirmed immediately, and shipped just as fast. I received notification from the shipping company as well, and delivered within a day. From start to finish, I can honestly say I have never had a better experience with a dispensary, and my only challenge now is to decide which strain to dose with first. If that's the worst part of this- I can live with that. Please- if you have any doubts about Cannabizon, let them prove what is the way a dispensary should be and you too will be delighted by the care and professional services they will provide. It just doesn't get any better than these folks, and I want them to be around longer than I will be.

Sour Diesel

11/24/2014
I've tried several different batches of SD over the years, and almost all are different from batch to batch. The most common of effects is the head buzz- almost a dizzy, vertigo like sensation and dry eyes. The high is aggressive and immediate, and lasts a solid 4 hours, peaking within 10 minutes, slowly tapering, and the munchies are fierce. The flavor, though- It's fantastic and has almost a creamy, oily finish and the cloud of smoke is fragrant, lingering in the room longer than you expect. This is a wonderful experience, and defrays the pain for 4 hours.
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The Deli Delivery Service

10/23/2014
I've been a client for awhile now and can't express how awesome the entire experience is with The Deli. The colas are amazing- if you can get the SF Popsicle while it's in stock, grab it as well as the Rasta Caviar. These are unique and exclusive to the dispensary and are just amazing. The service and knowledge provided by Red are so far above what other services provide, and speaking personally they have a client for as long as they last (or as long as I do).