I really wanted to love this one, and I almost did. It relaxes you to the point of couch lock but then keeps the mind overactive…to the point of overthinking. IMO
Smoked a joint of the Grape Ape after a 5 mile run in the rain, hella sore all over. Halfway through my body felt lighter and the pain was bearable. Sleepy euphoria, the kind that has you randomly smiling. Heavy eyes are inevitable and couch lock is too.
I smoked this both at night to sleep and again during the day watching a movie and each time this strain felt like a sativa. The kind of strain that could potentially take you down a negative loop in your mind if you’re not careful. Anyone that’s prone to anxiety, this guy might make you feel even more anxious :/ Otherwise, it’s a very nice body high!!
Ohhh, this strain was lovely. Took a few hits with my AirPods in, and next thing you know I’m inside of the song, dancing with my eyes closed. Yet, I was alert and energized enough to make chicken soup and even walk to Lucky’s for chicken broth I forgot to buy. 10/10 new fave sativa
One of my go-to Sativas in NorCal. She’s a wake and bake, a productivity partner, and a mood lifter. It’s a focused high, a creative high, one that will make you smile. I smoke this to get through a mundane day at work, or to socialize with friends.
This strain feels like a hug. After a few pulls, you’ll feel it in your chest—a cozy, cerebral high. I thought I could smoke a bit and paint or clean the house, but all I wanted to do was smile and browse TikTok, if that. After 20 minutes of this high, I forfeited any productivity and went to bed feeling blissed out. Try this at home, when you don’t have too much to do, but need that euphoria.