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Jamaican Lion

9/3/2016
Simply a magical strain. Jamaican Lion is a Godsend. One of the few times that I can honestly say that I agree with the writeup in the Strain Highlights section entirely. I am giving this strain a 10/10, as I feel that it is perfect. If you have anxiety, it will lift it away with no paranoia. Jamaican Lion will leave you happy and uplifted, all while being able to focus. It feels like my usual manic state has been replaced with a Zen-like euphoria. I feel happy, motivated, and while doing errands was able to stay on-task with great concentration. If you have Depression this will bring your spirits up. I don't think there's any other strain that has managed to do this without causing me to have a slight anxiety attack from feeling so over medicated. Not to mention, the CBD in this Jamaican Lion is quite high! I can actually feel my bones and aching muscles in my legs feeling less inflamed and sore. It feels like I just took 2 ibuprofen's. I don't even get effects like that from Indica's, which is usually why I medicate with high CBD Indica varieties when feeling achy and sore; Usually though, Indica's just knock me out. Almost useless if you are feeling sore upon waking in the morning, right? Well, Jamaican Lion is like being able to enjoy your most pain relieving Indica without passing-out by lunch. Jamaican Lion is a strain that I DEFINITELY recommend you try. No matter what your ailment is I think you will find that Jamaican Lion will find a way to lift your spirits up, and carry your pain away... Ten out of freaking ten. A+
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J1

5/9/2016
Exceptional genetics! I've been enjoying the strain for a couple of days now and can definitely say that I love everything about it. First off, at first glance it definitely looks like the typical Jack strain; slightly loose packed buds that look quite bulbous. I was expecting the typical smell to be that of straw and hay like Jack usually does, but was pleasantly surprised by the fruity nose on the jar of J1 presented to me. After a few vaporizer sessions now I can definitely say that the effects are quite uplifting and euphoric - and slightly on the energetic side - while still being able to focus and stay clear headed. Sativas tend to cause my mind to race sometimes but this hybrid allows me to stay Zen while having a rush of enthusiasm to get the job done. I might also add now that this strain might be better suited for a task at hand rather than an evening relaxation session as it may cause the mind to race if not focused on something. I don't want to say that this strain would be better suited for an intermediate to advanced smoker, because although it is a heavy Sativa-hybrid it doesn't overstimulate or induce anxiety. Jack Herer usually is a bit overwhelming if you aren't in the right situation or environment, however the J1 Hybrid that has been created here offers a more enjoyable experience for all around situations. Usually Jack has quite a bitter taste, somewhat resembling dried straw or hay, but I believe the Skunk-blend allows this unique complexity ranging from a honey taste to citrus, with just a hint of a floral overtone. Highly recommended!
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El Jefe

5/4/2016
An incredibly powerful indica. I was recommended this strain by a budtender at my local dispensary for some insomnia and restlessness I had been experiencing. He was right -- not only did it relieve my anxiety and insomnia but I felt so relaxed that I felt as if I was becoming weightless. I believe that the genetics of this strain have been perfected; both the effects and taste are superb. I will definitely buy this strain again. Cons: not recommended for anything else other than nighttime use. You will be useless afterwords.
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Berry Bomb

2/18/2016
Although the aroma and flavour are outstanding, I haven't had such an uncomfortably anxious high off a particular strain in ages -- Berry Bomb makes me feel like I am about to die. Definitely not for the hypochondriac. Unless you're socializing or are an incredibly experienced smoker with brains of steel, do not smoke this weed -- you will freak the f*** out; Tight bulging eyes, incredibly dry-mouthed, sensitivities to touch and light, etc... it's quite unbearable to say the least. It sure smells and tastes good though, but not worth the feeling of impending doom like you are about to have a heart attack and your eyes are going to explode.
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Willy Wonka

2/9/2016
Okay. Seriously. This strain actually tastes like the aftertaste you get after eating SweetTarts or Rockets. Unbelievable flavour. Plus, the effects were extremely pleasant for being a sativa; no paranoia or anxiety whatsoever. I felt super happy and relaxed. It put me in a fantastic mood. No harsh burnout or anything either. Fantastic genetics! Highly recommended!!
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Love Potion

1/19/2016
Wow! The taste! It leaves me feeling like Pineberry was crossed with Purple Skunk. Really strong Sativa that is probably best left alone if you are not an experienced smoker. It's powerful uplifting effects are quite intoxicating and euphoric. It left me feeling quite happy. It's as if this Love Potion is like a burst of energy though, as Ive noticed not that I usually feel great for about 30 minutes and then it either burns off completely or starts making me feel a bit sluggish for a while, even though it usually wears off in an hour or so. Other than that, I'm still giving it 5 stars as its genetics are worthy of its rating.
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True OG

1/19/2016
This is probably my new favourite strain. To be honest I'm surprised that this is an indica, as my local dispensary had been selling it as a Sativa. But please don't let that throw you off if you don't like Sativas. This strain had me unbelievably relaxed while being able to become motivated and focused. I usually prefer Sativas as they have more cerebral and uplifting highs, but this particular strain seems to have the same effects but without the paranoia and anxiety that most Sativas evoke. I am utterly impressed with the aroma and flavour. Most strains may smell like a certain aroma, but then taste completely different. This strain tastes exactly as it smells -- citrusy, pungent, with a slight hint of evergreen or fresh pine. Absolutely stunning genetics. I applaud its creator and am amazed at how fantastic True OG is. Once again, this is probably my favourite strain now.
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Cannalope Haze

1/8/2016
Extremely delicious flavour -- very fruity and bold. It literally tastes like fruity Gummy Bears candy. This particular Sativa is very powerful – I felt extremely inspired and focused. It made me feel very enlightened and had me thinking outside the box. At sometimes I kind of felt like I wasn't really acting like myself, it made me second-guess myself. It definitely makes you feel like you are on the influence if that makes any sense, but I still felt like the effects were evoking something of my own rather than as if I was taking a type of medication and the side effects were "makes you say inappropriate things you wouldn't normally say" or something.... Where my going with this? Oh yes, I highly recommend the strain. It's just what I needed for this crappy day. Excellent genetics. 10/10
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Sour Amnesia

12/12/2015
Hands down one of the best strains I have ever smoked. It is simply incredible. On looks and smell alone I had to purchase it. It smelt like a box of Sour Nerds candy and looked like something you would have found in a secret prototype room at Willy Wonka's factory. The effects of this particular strain are some of the best I have ever felt; I was relaxed, lucid, stress free and surprisingly cheery. It lifted my depression away like a veil had been lifted upon exhaling. Superb smoke -- flavours were quite exquisite and you could tell this was something special before it even hit you. I would highly recommend this strain to anyone, even people with anxiety problems as I myself am extremely sensitive to anything that could induce paranoia or anxiety. This strain had me feeling like a yogi on Valium or something 10/10 for sure.
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Nebula

9/28/2015
Probably one of my favourite strains of all time. It lifts any depression, stress, or worry you may have at the time -- I've felt quite relieved on several occasions. It's also quite nice if you are introverted like me and find it uncomfortable to get a conversation started at a social event. The attributes of the strain: Quite nice for creativity. I've dicked around and made various types of music on this strain, and have had the inspiration to redecorate and move furniture around, etc. I've also sparked interest in a few projects after "seeing the light" during the inspiration that this strain has to offer. Also, it kind of has a quirky flavour. I'm sure it's slightly different from grower to grower so I won't go too deep in the details but it has this sort of....sweeter....spice to it. The smoke itself tasted airy and sugary, if that makes any sense. It sounds weird, but it almost had an Angel-Food cake taste and consistency to the smoke. You can't go wrong with this strain.
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