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San Fernando Valley Cookies

10/25/2024
Form- flower smoked from a fleshly cleaned glass bong. I got an ounce of small buds of SVF Cookies testing at 28% THC today. The buds are dense, sticky, and dark green with some red hairs. The scent is a STRONG piney one, and the taste is earthy and just a tad spicy. I am a daily smoker/dabber/vaper, and I never buy any flower under 23% THC, so I have a very high tolerance. SFV cookies is an A+ strain in my book. I took 4 hits from my bong, and I'm definitely feeling high. The high is extremely relaxing, and I'm feel couchlock creep in, but I'm not super sleepy. I use weed to treat my bipolar 1 (manic depression) and PTSD. There is no paranoia or anxiety. It's starting to give me the munchies. The only negative is that it is giving me dry mouth and making me cough like I took a hot dab, but the high is 100% WORTH IT! Just make sure you have ice water and tissues available. I believe SFV cookies are best as an evening/nightime/lazy Saturday watching movies strain. I highly ;-) recommend SFV cookies.
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HappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTingly

Cookie Head

10/11/2024
I have never been to this dispensary, but I got a version of this strain and wanted to review it. Sadly, leafly does not list this amazing strain yet. It is 27% THC. It is an Indica dominate hybrid and it's parent strains are Do-si-do and Headbanger. This strain is also known as "CookieBanger". The buds are dense, medium green with visible red hairs and a light covering of tricomes. It has a very pungent, gassy smell. You'll definitely want incense or a spray air frensher at hand when you smoke this. I smoked it from a freshly cleaned bong. The taste is earthy and slightly sweet. As for the effects, I am a daily stoner with a VERY high tolerance. I never smoke anything less than 25% THC, and often vape and dab 90% THC products. Take my word for it when I saw this flower is AWESOME. I have bipolar 1/manic depression and PTSD. This strain is helping to keep my calm and very relaxed, but I am also in a very good mood. After two bowls, I am starting to feel giggly, couchlocked, and a bit hungry. This is definitely an evening/"lazy Saturday on the couch watching a Cheech and Chong marathon" strain. Cookiehead/Cookiebanger is a new favorite strain of mine. You won't regret picking this strain up when you find it!

Pre-98 Bubba Kush

10/4/2024
Form- Flower smoked from a clean bong, 26% THC. Got an ounce of Pre-98 Bubba today. The buds in my ounce are on the small side but are dark green with red hairs and a nice dusting of tricomes. The smell is dank and pungent. I recommend burning incense AND using a STRONG spray odor eliminator if you live in an illegal area. The best word I have to describe the taste is lightly roasted coffee, which I like. As for the effects, this one is definitely an Indica! I have bipolar 1/manic depression, PTSD, and anxiety. I use Indicas to help me sleep and keep my mood calm and relaxed. Pre 98 Bubba is doing that well. I am a daily stoner with a sky-high tolerance, and this bud has me flying. I'm couchlocked. There is no paranoia, but my eyes are dry and red. Pre 98 Bubba is a new favorite strain, that's for sure!
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HappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Mango Mintality

9/28/2024
WOW! I got an ounce of this from my favorite Michigan dispo today. They said it's 27% THC. The buds are dense, medium green, with red hairs peeking through. All of this is covered by a dusting of keef. The smell is fruity and pungent. The taste is exactly like the name says - delicious mango with a hunt of mint. As for the effects- I'll start by saying I'm a daily stoner who often dabs and vapes, and I never buy any bud less than 22%, so my tolerance is high. At 1.5 bowls in, I felt buzzed and energetic. I got up, deep cleaned my kitchen counter, cleaned the stove, swept, and mopped the kitchen. After that, I swept and mopped the bathroom floor, too. I can definitely feel Mango Mintality's sativa side giving me motivation and energy, but there is no paranoia or racing thoughts. Now that I have sat back down on the couch and finished the second bowl, I'm starting to notice a slight indica-like couch lock, and I'm starting to feel SUPER high and very relaxed and happy. I LOVE this strain and will gladly buy it again. As for medical effects, I have bipolar 1/manic depression, anxiety, and PTSD. I definitely think Mango Mintality is a good choice for treatment of depression and fatigue.
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CreativeEnergeticFocusedHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Garlic Breath

9/23/2024
Form- Flower smoked out of a freshly cleaned bong. I got an ounce of this from a local dispensary. They say it's 27% THC, and I believe them. The buds are beautiful, dense, and light green with a lot of red hair. Best of all, its COVERED in tricomes. As for the smell and taste, it lives up to its name. It smells and tastes earthy and garlicky. As for the effects, I'm a daily stoner with a high tolerance. This definitely has me feeling very stoned. I can feel the relaxing indica effects starting to make me slightly couchlocked, and my eyes are a bit heavy. I have bipolar 1 (manic depression), anxiety, PTSD, and am a recovering alcoholic. This strain is definitely helping to relax me, and I'm not as annoyed as I was earlier. As for the negative effects, the only ones I've noticed are dry eyes, dry mouth, and coughing. I'd recommend having water nearby. In short, it's not my favorite strain, but I'm glad I bought Garlic Breath, and I would consider buying it again.
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HappyRelaxedSleepyTingly

Keef Classic Soda - Blue Razz 100mg

9/8/2024
I am a HUGE daily stoner, but I've never had a cannabis soda before. They started selling these Keef drinks at my favorite dispensary and I decided to try it. First off, the flavor is good, but not great. It tastes like candy, which may make it too sweet for some. The high came on quickly, and felt like a nice, relaxed but functional hybrid buzz that had me feeling high but still able to do some chores. What I really love is it comes in a resealable can! Yes, the tab is retractable, meaning you can take a few sips, completely re-seal the can, and put it back in the fridge for later. I am a recovering alcoholic, and I think Keef sodas are an AWESOME alternative to beer for those of us who are "Cali Sober". They are pricey, but I will definitely buy Keef for special occasions in the future. The only bad thing was it turned my tongue blue.

Apple Tartz

8/11/2024
First of all, I am a daily smoker/vaper/dabber with a very high THC tolerance. I almost never buy flower that's less than 25% THC. I bought an ounce of Apple Tartz at 26.8% THC on sale for $40 at a Sunset Coast Provisions in Cassopolis, Michigan. It is pure FIRE. The flower I have looks very similar to the nug pictured here: medium green with a hint of purple and lots of red hairs covered with a fairly good amount of kief. The smell is AMAZING and does remind me of apples. I smoked it out of a freshly cleaned bong. I took six rips and I'm SOARING high. Too high to think of words to describe the taste other than pleasant. I am feeling very relaxed. My eyes feel dry and my lids are getting heavy. Definitely feeling couchlocked. My mood is very happy. No munchies yet. There is a bit of a head high that is making it slightly hard to focus. I feel this strain is best for evening/nighttime. I suffer from Bipolar 1 and PTSD. I was seeing some early warning signs of mania earlier, so I decided to try this strain to help me sleep. I'm glad I did. Apple Tartz is a new favorite strain!
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GigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

Runtz

8/9/2024
I will start by saying that I am a daily smoker with a VERY high tolerance. I got a prepacked 1/8th of Runtz, testing at 28% thc from Society C at a local dispo in Michigan. I usually don't get "name brand" prepackaged weed unless it's a special occasion due to the price, but my fiance and I just got our marriage license today and decided to treat ourselves. The smell is a mix of earthy and fruity. The taste is fruity as well. The buds are dense, medium green with many visible red hairs. There is also a thick layer of tricomes on the buds. As far as the effects, there is a very relaxing body high that may be "couch locking" to some, but I'm also feeling enough of a sativa effect that I can still get things done. Between smoke sessions I vacuumed my apartment, did a load of laundry and loaded the dishwasher. Now I'm chilling on the couch watching documentaries. I suffer from Bipolar 1/manic depression, PTSD, and anxiety. This strain is definitely improving my mood and I'm not feeling any anxiety or paranoia. I'd say Runtz is a great afternoon/evening strain for when you want to relax yet be at least somewhat alert. Runtz by Society C definitely gets an A+ with this stoner.
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EuphoricFocusedGigglyRelaxedUplifted

Death Star

7/26/2024
High Review: I brought an ounce of this bud at my favorite dispensary, The Dude Abides in Constantine, MI. It is 23% THC. I am a daily smoker/frequent dabber and 23% thc is the lowest I'll go. I usually only smoke bud that's over 26%, but this looked awesome, smelled amazing, was on sale, and I'm a Star Wars Nerd. I'm so glad I bought it. Here is my review. Note that I smoked it from a freshly cleaned bong. The bud is dense, dark green, and covered in red hair and tricomes. Immediately upon opening the bag, you get a strong earthy, diesel smell. The taste is pleasant and slightly earthy as well. As for the effects, I use weed to control my manic depression/bipolar 1. After 1.5 bowls I am very relaxed (which is important for controlling hypomania and insomnia), couchlocked, and finding it hard to spell. I love Death Star!
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EuphoricHungryRelaxedUplifted

Ballerz

3/17/2024
I picked up 1/2 ounce of this at a local dispensary in Southern Michigan. My fiance and I are daily smokers with very high tolerances, and we both love this bud. Per the dispensary, it's 30% THC, and I believe it. The buds are a beautiful mix of green and deep purple with a lot of orange hairs and are COVERED in tricomes. As for the effect, well, I went to search for a video on YouTube and meant to push the "space" key, but typed "space" into the search bar, so yeah, I'm high as F-CK right now lol. It's definitely Indica leaning. I'm very relaxed, giggly, and HUNGRY. I suffer from Bipolar 1 (manic depression) and PTSD, and this strain helps me sleep and improves my mood. I highly ;-) recommend it.