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Recent Reviews5 total

Monkey Bread #1

5/31/2023
Got this strain from my regular plug. Looked up the genetics, and saw the parent strains, and hoped it would be 🔥. My guy doesn't typically let me down. To the nose, the nugs smelled of earth, grass, and tea. After putting a nice nug through the grinder, I was hit again with earth, grass, and a gassy undertone. The smell was phenomenal, and I had a feeling it was going to hit nicely in my bong. One bowl gives me about 3 good hits on my 15" triple perc bong. Even though my bong wasn't fresh, the hits were smooth as you could hope for. Absolutely no coughing from this baby. It hit as smooth as it smelled. You are first hit with the grassy, earth, and tea flavors. On the exhale the gas hits you. It was more gassy than I anticipated. Certainly not a bad thing by any means. This wasn't my first smoke of the day, so my effects might be a bit muted. However, waves of calmness really washed over me within 15 minutes. It turned into a nice, calm, and relaxing time for me with my anxiety for a few hours. No couch lock, but if I had the choice I definitely could have taken a nice nap. My normally jumbled mind was calmed and clear. Not anything of the munchies from this strain, which is good for my fat ass. If you are looking for a strain to help with anxiety, bipolar disorder, and/or depression, this is definitely a strain to try if you have the chance.
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HappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Hawaiian Trinity

6/29/2018
A funky flavor that is addictive like sour diesel, but not as harsh. The tropical notes are picked up on the exhale, but seem to dissipate after a few tokes. This hybrid hits right down the middle of the field. Hawaiian Trinity gives both some body relaxation, and mindfulness that unless you overdo it, you won't be couch locked. Don't let the lack of reviews cause you to dismiss this gem of a strain.
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CreativeHappyUplifted

Gelato

12/2/2017
Holy cow. Two udders up!! Hits so beautifully and smoothly. Like cream rising to the top. The exhale ever so sweet. A happy mental high that leaves you mostly functional. Over do it just a little and couch locked playing games all day in the barn is where you will be.
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CreativeEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Super Sour Diesel

11/5/2017
Forget what it looks like. How it SMookes is what you really want know...at first toke I was like this is 5☆, but after putting it into my rotation, it's definitely a solid 4 1/2☆. This would land towards the bottom of my Top 10 Udder Favorite Strains. Most any regular smoker, should have had some good Regular Sours at some point. Imagine the harshness of the diesel softened with some sweet notes. The initial high can hit after a few pulls and can be intense, but quickly softens into a full body euphoric udder hardening high that lasts for hours. Not good for doing difficult tasks. Did not find helpful for pain or nausea. Good for hanging around the barn with friends.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Mazar I Sharif

11/2/2017
A moovarlous Indica that hits all the right notes. High CBD that's great for pain, anxiety, and new tokers. Not easy to find. Takes a bit to have a real cerebral effect, which will lull you a dreamy sleep. 4.0 out of 5 udders.
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RelaxedSleepy