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Recent Reviews18 total

Acapulco Gold

7/13/2024
I’ve been a regular medicinal user for a couple of years. I’ve tried every single commercial strain my dispensary sells. I was recently invited to a friend’s house who happens to be growing a plant of this. He’s not a smoker ironically enough so he wanted an “expert opinion” as this was his first home grow attempt. I told him whatever he’s doing to keep doing it. I’m a devout indica user but if all sativas were like this I’d switch in a heartbeat. 10/10 all day. If I had to only smoke one strain for the rest of my life this would be it.
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Northern Lights

6/29/2024
I’ve been a daily smoker for years and can’t even really get that high anymore no matter what or how much I smoke… until I tried this. There’s a reason it’s so famous. Best tasting and feeling strain I’ve ever tried.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedTingly

Rose Gold Runtz

3/16/2024
Absolutely, hands down, the smoothest smoke ever. No cough whatsoever. The high comes super fast and lasts a long time. Full-body relaxation. The ONLY negative is super super super dry mouth.
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ArousedEuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Cherry Pie

11/18/2023
Holy. Shit. This is by FAR the smoothest and tastiest bud I have ever smoked. I was not at all prepared for just how sweet and pungent this was. It is the strongest-smelling weed I’ve ever encountered. As with a few others reviewers, I’m not easily impressed either when it comes to trying new or different strains but this was a standout. This is reported to be an indica-dominant but it definitely hit me like a sativa. I was extremely chatty and wanted to move and get shit done. Neither of those are normal things for me.
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Italian Ice

11/18/2023
Excellent taste and smoke. Great for wake-n-bake as long as you have something nearby to snack on. Pretty mellow full body high that starts off very subtle and slowly increases in intensity but never really knocks you off your feet. This would probably be much more intense for a beginner.
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ArousedFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxed

Novarine

11/12/2023
The flavor and smoke are some of the best I’ve ever had. It’s extremely smooth and very easy to smoke. The look and smell of the buds is also absolutely beautiful. The buds are very light and soft/squishy. Very fuzzy with bright orange hairs everywhere, and dark greens and purples. For me, it hit very quickly and hit hard. Super buzzy head high, and body relaxation with heavy eyes. Very focused with intense audio sensitivity. The initial buzzy high does eventually subside and is replaced with some anxiety and jitteriness. It feels like your body was to stay couch-locked but your brain wants you to get up and do stuff.
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London Pound Cake

11/4/2023
The feeling was definitely more of a head high than a full body high for me. It also didn’t last very long compared to some of my other regular strains. The feeling was intense couchlock which quickly subsided into a heavy feeling slight antsy-ness. I enjoyed the flavor and experience, but not one of my favorites. It’s also the only strain I’ve ever smoked that gave me a headache. Would have given it 4 stars without the headache.
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Brownie Scout

10/27/2023
This is the strongest stuff I’ve ever smoked. It hits hard and fast and then slowly subsides into a full body face-tingle couch lock. Don’t consume before needing to do anything that involves concentration or physical effort.
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Intergalactic

9/8/2023
Real simple: I forgot how to speak. I needed food very badly. I laughed my ass off. And I never want to smoke anything else ever again.
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Confetti Cake

6/23/2023
After a long time of feeling like all strains pretty much make me feel the same, this stuff came along and kicked my ass. I’m definitely an indica fan, and this was supposed to be an indica-leaning hybrid, but it definitely felt more like a sativa. Talkative and somewhat energized, but relaxed. The most noticeable effect was on my vision. Things got very blurry for a very long time. Aside from that, the only other major effect was paranoia. When sitting at home on the couch, it’s great, but when out in public the paranoia is incredibly intense. This just hit way different than anything else I’ve smoked.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricHungryRelaxedTalkativeTingly