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member since 2015Recent Reviews30 total
Strawberry Cough
2/17/2016
Man from the first hit, this made me cough so hard I thought I was gonna puke. Once I got used to it though it gave me a great high. Smells just like strawberry's too.
Jack Diesel
2/13/2016
Good strain, I might be a bit biased though, because I love anything diesel. This strain was less intense than most diesel strains. It gave me a good energetic yet calm head buzz that lasted a surprisingly long time.
Critical Jack
2/7/2016
This provides a decent head buzz and washes away any bad thoughts in your mind. I just wish it would last longer.
Golden Pineapple
2/7/2016
This weed smelled like pineapple slices marinated in sugar and pineapple juice. It is easily the fruitiest smell I've ever encountered. So after spending a whopping $75 on a quarter, I ran home and immediately got ready for what I was sure would be the greatest high ever. Which never came. I got high sure, but it wasn't enjoyable. No head rush, no tingling body high. Just mental slowness and disappointment. Then the paranoia set in. This doesn't happen to me, I have never been paranoid and this strain reduced me to locking myself in my room all night, scared to go to the kitchen to cure my munchies.
TL;DR This strain made me paranoid even though I've never been paranoid before and has a boring high
Golden Pineapple
2/7/2016
This weed smelled like pineapple slices marinated in sugar and pineapple juice. It is easily the fruitiest smell I've ever encountered. So after spending a whopping $75 on a quarter, I ran home and immediately got ready for what I was sure would be the greatest high ever. Which never came. I got high sure, but it wasn't enjoyable. No head rush, no tingling body high. Just mental slowness and disappointment. Then the paranoia set in. This doesn't happen to me, I have never been paranoid and this strain reduced me to locking myself in my room all night, scared to go to the kitchen to cure my munchies.
TL;DR This strain made me paranoid even though I've never been paranoid before and has a boring high
Pineapple Super Silver Haze
1/20/2016
The buds look so good I could eat them. They are a very crystalized mix of green and orange with a scent that is the closest to real pineapple weed can get. the high comes on quick providing a great head rush and a little burst of energy bringing with it a cascading wave if happiness and creativity that makes it impossible to be unhappy.
Trainwreck
1/18/2016
This strain hits like a train but then disappears like Keyser soze. I love the initial effect but it fades quickly, leaving the smoker either constantly reaching for more or sober and bored.
Ortega
12/27/2015
Really good indica. Usually any indica will knock me out right away but this one didn't, which means I actually got to enjoy it. It was a great high, very happy and care free. I laid down on my couch and felt like my whole body was made of pudding. Major dry mouth though.