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Imagine eating some tuna sashimi and trying to figure out the after taste, then the next thing you know, you're stoned. This a weird introduction to my review, but the experience itself was such an overload to the stimuli. Anyways, Tuna Kush was an amazing experience. My friend would constantly talk about this strain he tried out in another province and being in an illegal province, having strains like Tuna Kush was a special treat. My first impression was the citrusy earthy aroma that it emitted, but boy oh boy was it ever pungent. My method of intake was a vaporizer and the inhale and exhale gave off a surprisingly citrusy, subtle tuna sashimi taste, which had an earthy finish. The effects hit me in stages. When the thc initially hit, I was greeted by a wave of relaxation throughout my body. At first it was subtle, but it gradually became a gravitational battle between me and the couch. Surprisingly, I was impressed with the euphoric 'sativa like' head high that accompanied the predominant couchlock. The peek of this journey had my body and mind having a delay in signals which got me quite drowsy. This is definitely an amazingly potent evening strain and would recommend it for people battling insomnia, anxiety and depression; this strain helps with body aches and pains as well. I can't wait for the day my province doesn't need products coming through via delivery, because Tuna Kush is a strain I would like to use often.

Has anyone ever offered you free food? Have you ever thought to yourself that this food that got offered to you is 'meh', but food is food nonetheless. That's how I felt with Blueberry. Now don't get me wrong, this strain was very pleasant and superbly smooth through a bong, joint or vape. It had an amazingly strong blueberry scent with a subtle Thai strain aroma, like chamomile tea with a dash of cocoa. Anyways, the strain wasn't too overwhelming, but I expected more since the aroma was a selling point for me. It's a great indica that does the job. It relieves pain, instills drowsiness and calms your mind. Though it lacks in the euphoria department, Blueberry gets you stoned, but not too stoned, most definitely couchlocked, but not enough that you say goodnight to the moon, though it does make gravity feel a lot more intense. I recommend this strain for first time cannabis smokers since it doesn't get your mind racing and the pain relief and body high is tolerable, I also recommend this for people with muscle and joint pains, and those suffering from insomnia. Strain appearance: Light green leaves with yellowish green gradient - If you follow my reviews, so far I've been giving praise to the bountiful kief, this time around I was quite disappointed with the crystals, or the lack of crystals that the bugs had Smell: Blueberries, blueberries, floral Taste: Bong/Joint: Really smooth sweet and subtly earthy Vape: Superbly smooth with a sweet taste on the inhale, and a floral earthy taste on the exhale. I'm not picky with weed, but this is the first time that I didn't really enjoy the strain. Although, it was amazingly pleasant to smell and taste, the effects I felt where slightly underwhelming. It still works though, and if I had no other strains to chose from, I don't mind smoking this again.

One of my top favourite strains! It's been used a lot for cancer patients, and although I'm not one myself, I was blessed enough to receive 1/2oz, but was never able to get anymore after that. This strain is known as an indica, and oh boy does it wear it's title proudly. If you plan to do anything in the evening, I suggest not doing so. UBC is potent and will leave even veterans flat on their ass. The sheer couchlock you receive gives you the impression of a gravitational change. It's heavily euphoric too, leaving you looking spooked and confused while retaining that uplifted feeling. The muscle relaxing and pain reliving aspects to this strain shouldn't be taken lightly. If you haven't slept in awhile, here's your one way ticket to the ends of the universe and back. If you are able to escape the grasps of an instant KO, have some visine or eye drops around because you're eyes will be redder than the devil's dick. I hope to find more one day, it's difficult in my province to get strains you want, but they still have a variety of choices. Anyways, that's the UBC Chemo experience! Strain features: - I didn't really know what colour the leaves where since the nugs where triple battered in trichomes. At this point in my reviews, I think the amount of kief that has been mentioned that slather each strain doesn't compare to UBC Chemo. - This strain has a lot of foxtails as well, and give the strain a really cool shimmer - If you use your hands to crush or pick up this strain, make sure to check your fingers for thc, because the nugs are heavily coated, like a Winnipeg or Minnesota winter Smell: - Cheese, yes cheese - Earthy, piney, did I mention cheese? Subtle kushy tones as well, but I forgot to mention cheese. Taste: - piney, and kushy, not so cheesy like the smell, but some sort of really really subtle hazelnutty/spicy taste Another indica for insomniacs, but I can also see this used by people with intense bodily pains and aches. This strain shows no mercy to the fridge as well. YOU WILl EAT whether you like it or not. I'm glad that cancer patients have some variety in their strains, UBC Chemo has a lot of medical properties, but can easily be a recreational strain for those seeking the stoned vibe.

Where do I begin? Hmm, I guess first of all, have you ever felt cheesed by your crush and you couldn't help but walk around thinking it over and smiling to yourself willy nilly? If not, then you'll feel that way, at least in regard to the euphoric aspect to this strain. I loaded my vape and boy oh boy was this a nice treat. This sativa will give you a boost of energy that seems to come from nowhere. It leaves you with such positive vibes with a nice calm relaxation that starts at the back of the eyes. In small doses, I think this strain can help out with anxiety and depression, while reliving very very subtly pain. I wouldn't recommend smoking a lot, because the euphoria can easily turn into a mind racing paranoia if you aren't ready for the sheer positivity this strain possesses. Besides the sheer euphoria, this strain can get you super focused and if need be, can help be such a pleasant car ride. If you plan to wake up and get tedious things done, Strawberry Cough can help you lock into tasks as well. I don't often do Sativa, but this is a small exception. This strain is a definite morning bake for sure! Strain features: - dark green leaves that gradients into a lighter shade - powdery kief is coated with a amberish-light yellow hue and is consistently covered Smell: Strawberries with a hint of earthy yet sweeter tones with subtle floral tone. It's super pleasant. It reminds me a lot of Thai based strains Taste (vape): Dark chocolate with a coating of berry/floral/earthy taste I'd recommend this for people who need some motivation to get things done or are dealing with anxiety and depression. It definitely leaves you with a huge wave of positive wavelengths that gives you a perspective of a well lived life. It doesn't really affect your munchy levels and I wouldn't smoke this at night, especially for those who get trapped in thought. Regardless, Strawberry Cough is one of those strains that give you a ray of hope whether you're down in the dumps or walking on cloud9. Cheers

When I think of "Indica" I think of couch locked, dazed, confused, Stoned, and sleepy. I received all that and more. From a neural aspect, it really slows your thinking down. When you take Sativa, sometimes you can be lost in your thoughts, the mind races and you can't seem to catch up. For some Indicas, it can get to that point where you end up spooking yourself and you feel empty headed. But with Hindu Kush, I felt like I actually had a map, and my whole journey was a very euphoric one. My body felt relaxed, any pains I had slowly went away and my whole body felt like jelly. Gravity felt really heavy. As far as medical aspects go, this little flower can put you to sleep, so it's great for those who suffer from insomnia; everything felt euphoric too, so I guess anxiety can be checked off the list. Plants physical features: - Dark green leaves that gradient into a dark purple - Citrusy lime yellowish-white kief that smothers the plant like a dude who sunk his hand into a bottom of a Cheeto bag Smell: KUSH+pine with lemon zest Earthy Taste: Joint/Bong - smooth, burnt 'all spice' taste Vape - Very very very piney/citrus with a generous dash of spice Hindu Kush is an amazing nightime strain. I'm about to load up my vape for the 2nd time just before I go to sleep. It's the first time in a long while that I had sleep with a serene and calm mind.

This strain is amazing for anxiety and insomnia. It helps slow down your thought process while maintaining a slowly encompassing euphoric rush in your head, followed by your body. As soon as your mind starts slowing and clearing, your body starts to enter a tolerable couch lock while relieving any joint pains and aches. I wouldn't recommend making any plans for the rest of the day if you decide to try this out. It's not a sledge hammer high, but a slow lasting, yet potent high. It also gives you moderate munchies and read eyes. An evening strain with a lot of medical benefits as well as providing a very classic euphoric high accompanying getting stoned. Taste: Through a vape, it's quite smooth and the slinky aroma isn't present in the taste. It's predominantly earthy with a hint of pine. The exhale can be smooth but can vary to a medium harshness. Appearance: Since it's a Kush, I was quite happy with the light vibrant tones of the leaves as it transitions to darker shades. The trichomes and kief that cover this bud make it seem as if it was generously powder coated. Smell: Pine/Skunky, but a tad earthy. Basically, it smells like weed, but pleasant enough for even the most virgin of noses.

Imagine getting hit by a truck, but instead of surviving, you pass on into the afterlife and made peace with yourself. That's what Candyland feels like in a nutshell. I don't often smoke Sativa strains, but Candyland is an exception along with some hybrids that a enjoy. Initially, I noticed that if you smoke a bowl for the morning, it really uplifts your mentality. It's a very positive high and ultimately clears your mind. I suffer from anxiety and this strain completely removes it. I've drank less coffee and started smoking this every morning and honestly, I've never felt this motivated in my entire life. Smoking a single bowl leaves you clear headed, uplifted and happy, and even small negative occurrences in your day seem to not matter, it really gets you thinking outside the box and gets you socially connected when you talk to others, it's by far Instant Euphoria and absolute function for your brain. At night, I take at least 2-4 bowls and it's like the strain changes entirely. It puts my head in an almost dream like state and it helps out with unwinding for the night, and alleviates a lot of sore muscles, and even put me to sleep. It feels like time slows down slightly and you have the ability to process every single thing around you. It's very relaxing. Physically, this strain is gorgeous! It's purple and green buds are smothered in thc that gives it a shimmery consistency. The trichomes are nice squiggly and fluffy and give this strain a real solid luster to it. The smell is nice and aromatic, not too sweet, but pungent, but not too earthy. The taste was very smooth, not sweet, but not too earthy, almost like a sweet pine taste and it had that Girl Scout cookie crumble look and texture when you grind it. All in all, this has made it to my top favourite strains. *ADVICE This Strain collects kief like a mofo 1 bowl= Motivational mornings 2 bowls + = Reaxing sleep Candyland: Depending on how much you take, you become a very focused individual that starts the day with an absolute positive attitude, or a very creative being that transcends time and space when medicating at night.