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Recent Reviews14 total

The Herbery - St. Johns

9/27/2020
I only ever come to The Herbery out of convenience and/or boredom. Flower is pretty average as far as Washington is concerned. For the most part there isn't a single product you can't get a better version of across the river in Portland. The biggest detractor are the budtenders. Generally they are ignorant of basic fundamentals of cannabis at best and condescending at worst. There seems to be a lot of turnover with staff here and it's very apparent why.

Maritime Cafe - Gladstone

7/23/2020
After having had it on my Bucket List for over a year, I finally checked out Maritime Cafe last week. The store is very aesthetically pleasing, and one of only a handful of dispensaries I know of with a diagonal showroom so that flower can be viewed equitably from any part of the floor. They carry a variety of farms that I was unfamiliar with, but found the flower to be impressive enough to keep me interested. I have never received a better price on the Scissortail Farms Super Silver Haze than at Martime. I also love that their POS system allows them to distribute any amount amongst any variety of strains within the price point. I have a very reactive and highly developed endocannabinoid system, so it is crucial for me to rotate flower to medicate effectively. This plus what is hands down the most robust loyalty program for OMMP I am privy to is why I came back a second time only a few days later. I only shop at three dispensaries in Portland, and this is now the fourth. The only detractor is that the Dark Star Cookies from Mother Magnolia Medicinals I purchased was not flushed or cured properly, and was thus unusable. I don't hold that against Maritime Cafe however, but rather the farm.

Natural Remedies West

5/20/2020
This is a really nice little dispensary. I stopped here for the first time after making one of my usual runs to Today's Herbal Choice. NR always has a good selection of quality indoor flower at very attractive price points. Although I haven't patronized them enough to take advantage, their rewards program seems very robust as well. I'm also a medical patient, and I appreciate the ability to combine strains to make an ounce, because I have a very reactive endocannabinoid system.

Stone Age Farmacy - Beaverton

3/14/2019
Decided to stop here because I'm an OMMP patient. Wasn't particularly impressed with the flower overall and it's a bit pricey, but worth it to get a five gram eighth plus two free grams for being a first time med customer. Wouldn't recommend this place as a recreational destination, but I had an overall decent experience and would return (depending on a great many factors, primarily determined by what deals are available).

Electric Lettuce - Denney

2/7/2019
Been here twice so far and I'm quickly becoming a fan. I'm a medical patient, and both times I've been able to take my time looking at flowers in a relaxed environment. The menu can be a tad pricey, but there is quality to be found at all price tiers. Electric Lettuce like its sister chain, Serra, are very much "you get what you pay for" establishments. If you're in the market for top quality craft cannabis, this is a good option.

Kaleafa Weed Dispensary Beaverton

2/3/2019
Losing a lot of business from me (OMMP patient) recently due to the lack of upkeep on the menu. Lots of turnover with the staff. Not really a fan of the budtenders who served me the last few times. Handling flowers with their bare hands, it's unnecessary and disgusting. It also seems like their scales are off a bit. Kaleafa has always felt super transactional, but it was still tolerable until they stopped updating their menu online. Now it's definitely not worth the trip since I'm flying totally blind.

Floyd's Fine Cannabis - Slabtown

1/12/2019
Stopped into this place last night to try the Avitas Cherry OG. There wasn't any left, so I went with the surprising GG3 from Avitas and Golden Pineapple from Lucky Lion. I was a little distracted and in a bit of a hurry, so I didn't catch my budtender's name, but he weighed some nice nugs of both for me (particularly the Pineapple). This is the cheapest place I know of that has Avitas flowers, and they're amongst my favorite farms. Lucky Lion flowers almost universally go for quite a bit more than Slabtown CP charges. This is a quality shop that I'll be going to a lot more often.

Growing ReLeaf - Beaverton

11/7/2018
This place has quickly become one of my favorite dispensaries in the area. I definitely enjoy a more home-esque vibe as opposed to big budget, corporatized weed. GRL has that totally covered. The budtenders, especially, are some of the most friendly I've encountered. I certainly appreciate flowers receiving a nice manicure before they're weighed and packaged. The happy hour deal is hard to pass up if you're trying to sample quality top shelf at an affordable price.

GM Dispensary

11/6/2018
Still enjoy coming here for the sake of satisfying the connoisseur in me. Always fresh, choice nugs. The only other dispensary in the same *general* area with consistently high quality flowers all across the board. Still wish their prices were lower, or that they had more robust, accessible deals. But I've been able to try a few farms I wasn't previously familiar with (M3 has become go-to) thanks to Green Mart. And it's always a friendly experience. I don't partake in concentrates very often, but the recent price drops on cartridges were rad. Avitas makes good full spectrum CO2 oil, and GM now has some of the most competitive prices in the area on their carts. Good looks.

Electric Lettuce - Cedar Hills

8/31/2018
One of the area dispensaries whose pricing may look intimidating for some, but in earnest is just indicative of the “you get what you pay for” nature of Portland cannabis. Definitely a shop oriented for flowers (I truly don’t know why one would come here seeking a repletion of options otherwise), almost all of the buds are very attractive. There are several craft options that are preserved in nearly immaculate fashion. The staff is friendly, well-spoken, and knowledgeable- in the enthusiastic, eager to share sort of way, not a haughty one. Stopped in yesterday with my girlfriend to scoop an ounce of the Pruf Blue Dream while it was on sale. She’d like to get one of their Christmas sweaters; I’d like the Nixon used car salesman gag poster in the back of the shop. Just lettuce choose our motif, man.