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Recent Reviews48 total

Purple Urkle

6/20/2024
I just visited Michigan & purchased a cart of Purple Urkle. I vaped it 10 minutes ago. My anxiety is gone, gave me a nice, euphoric head high followed by a nice body high that I'm sure will put me to sleep here in the next couple hours. Makes me wanna curl up on my couch with a soft blanket & watch movies.
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Blue Monster

4/30/2024
This strain is one of my new favorites! I bought it in a vape cart & decided to try it last night. AH-mazing. After 2 puffs, I felt like butter on hot toast. I literally sunk into my couch with some munchies & was instantly in my happy place. Zero anxiety or paranoia. And the best part? Made sex feel incredible. Highly recommend.
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Gelato Cake

4/13/2024
This was the first item I ever bought from District Cannabis & it's still my favorite. It's definitely more of an indica, very chill & relaxing. Have some munchies ready because it makes you hungry!
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Blueberry

4/13/2024
I bought an eighth simply because of the name, I love anything lavender. However, the only thing I ended up with after a few bong hits was a headache. It gave me a small buzz, but nothing to brag about. I might try it again if it's fresher than the dry stuff I got.

Thai Lights

12/13/2021
I just smoked my 4th joint of Thai Lights & I've decided it's probably one of the best strains I've ever smoked...my batch was by Verano, 31.2%. Beautiful deep green nugs that smell delightful. Not only am I relaxed & able to think clearly, my back pain and PTSD are under control. Very euphoric & happy. You still get those munchies, so have them ready! I'm an indica girl but this sativa has stolen my heart. Highly recommend giving it a try. 10/10
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White MAC

10/16/2021
What can I say? Perfection in a bud. Indica leaning hybrid however it's got the euphoric buzz of a sativa with no anxiety & a body high of an indica. Great for pain, PTSD, depression & insomnia. My batch from Strane (MD) measured in at around 31% THC, very potent stuff. Definitely in my top 3, along with Blissful Wizard & Purple Obeah.
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Bananaghani

8/20/2021
Bought some during my visit to Colorado (the budtender recommended it)...very nice! Relaxing, euphoric, giggly, pain relieving & good for bedtime. One bowl & my PTSD, pain and anxiety are gone, making me a very happy girl. Will definitely buy again!

9 lb Hammer

8/7/2021
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King Louis

7/28/2021
Visiting Washington state I decided to go dispensary shopping & King Louis was on the menu. I can't get that in MD where I'm a medical patient. All I can say is...I'm stoned. Back pain gone, anxiety vanished & I could easily go to sleep. Heavy body high with a nice little cerebral kick. If you love indicas like I do? Try this one. For once my PTSD riddled mind is quiet...I love it.
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Snow Monster

6/7/2021
Snow Monster is probably my hands down favorite strain! I love my indicas & this never disappoints. Strane of MD grows some of the best I've ever had, huge props to them. I suffer from PTSD, insomnia, chronic back & leg pain and depression...Snow Monster puts me perfectly in my happy place, zero anxiety. Highly recommend!
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