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Recent Reviews11 total

Purple Punch

11/28/2024
This isn't my first review. I've been in a legal state for several years now. But this was the first non prohibition flower I ever bought. I remember opening the jar and being blown away by the way it smelled like grape soda. The brand that grew it would only go on to limited success, championing some proprietary strain, but had they focused on this strain I feel like they would have been in direct competition with doja pack n other contemporary pre-pack brands. I feel like I been chasing a high I haven't felt since that first jar, because I can't find anything close to as good. Closest I've come is Pyramid Sauce but I can't even find that anymore. I'm sure every one is good but in particular Superior Selections in the UP for flower and Pyramid for concentrate, I feel like they are on another level of cannabis.

Watermelon Mimosa

11/26/2024
This review is going to apply mainly to heavy smokers, like 1g a day of live resin. Mostly because my tolerance is so high I couldn't give an accurate description to a light smoker. I think an underrated and often overlooked medical benefit is the short-term memory loss associated with some strains. Sometimes you just wanna forget the recent past. Bad day at work? This is perfect for that. I got this on a recommendation from the bud tender. I went to grab to 3.5g jars of mango cookies live res. They were closeout so they weren't coming back. He told me they had one more of his favorite, the watermelon mimosa. I took a chance cause I don't care much for zkittles but I like it. Slight watermelon taste. I can see why they named it that. The smell in the jar was really reminiscent of watermelon. Again this was a live concentrate, not flower. Fresh Coast Live Batter, Michigan USA
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All Gas OG

11/22/2024
Hopefully the first review didn't scare you. Anyways take any review with a grain of salt because there was no floral or Berry or Earthly Center taste to mine. I haven't bought the flower I've seen it at the dispensary and it doesn't look purple, even weed that does, that's just the cold weather inhibiting phosphorus uptake or someone that genetically altered it to produce more anthocyanins. I do have the concentrate though. I smoke about a gram of concentrated day and I frequent three dispensaries. I rarely try a strain twice because there's so many new ones. This is one of the few that I've bought like 10 times. If you like the classic skunky Taste of cannabis and I know you will at least love the live resin from Lume in Michigan, and I imagine the flower from there smells and tastes similar since I was dabbing full spectrum.
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Grape Stank

11/8/2024
I picked out some Rogue Chemistry Hypno Stank live resin, one of the priciest LRs available in my area. I noticed others are posting reviews by HOG cannabis Hypno Stank, and I would like to point out that this concentrate is made with fresh frozen plants of that growers product. This stuff is GARLICY!! If you like a GMO you're going to absolutely love this. I myself am turned off by garlic weed, but I will say this concentrate doesn't give me the insanely dry throat I get from GMO and it's offspring. Overall, very potent and VERY pungent. The high is five stars, I only gave it four because I don't like the garlic taste. You might love it.
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High Life Farms Chocolate Dipped Banana

11/4/2024
I tried chocolate duped banana concentrate from lightsky farms. Not sure if it's made with the same flower, but it really tastes like a banana split. This is one I keep coming back to.

Red Pop

10/8/2024
I couldn't find the live resin but found some cured resin and I can see why this took first. Mine was an indica. Tastes really good. Heavy hitter too.
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GMO Cookies

9/30/2024
Can I give it zero stars? The taste and throat scratchiness make it i.oossinle to smoke enough of for an effect. Tried multiple vendors multiple forms of concentrate. My friends love it and are constantly trying to sway my opinion with this brand or that brand. Doesn't matter. This strain is very consistent. Consistently bad tasting idk why people like it, pleasant smells amd tastes literally add to the experience and terrible ones take away from it.

Mule Fuel

9/29/2024
Ok I absolutely despise GMO, GMO cookies whatever you call it I hate it and it kinda sucks when you love heavy indicas. It always makes my throat scratchy and I can't get past that and the taste long enough to smoke enough of it. Needless to say I was apprehensive on trying this. But the cured resin form was one of two choices for the value and quality I decided on. And the only indica. Indeed the other was a sativa which there's only ever been one I liked (mad respect, Durban) so I went with the riskiest thing I coulda done and grabbed the indica offspring of GMO cookies and Lurch. This strain has allowed me to experience the gmo strain which I hear so much about and I am not only grateful for that, but I'm blown away how effectively "indica" this strain really is. GDP gives you a body buzz that'll knock you out. But thats the extent. Tired af. This sh*t cuddles you to sleep. It feels like a warm blanket. It's fucking great and you should all try it. Sincerely a strain snob.
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Black Lime

9/25/2024
Whoever said this was dislabeled and it's actually sativa must have had a different pheno. It is possible to have a strain both indica and sativa leaning. The one I smoked was from Lume in Michigan. It was most definitely an indica and one I wish I could find again as nothing has a body buzz quite like it. The flowers were so purple they were almost black. It tasted like pepper. Straight up. Best strain I've had in a long time. Rivals Sherbinskis Bacio Gelato (41).
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Shishkaberry

7/24/2024
Lmao at "I ate dirt" yeah I can see why this stuff has a skunky smell and taste for sure. So it's like this. Not even DJ short blueberry smells the same now as it did in the 90s. The genetics have been crossed. Had this been blueberry circa 1999 stock crossed with AK-47 I can see it smelling more classical blueberry. It still has a berry smell and taste it's just very faint and not nearly as distinct. The skunk doesn't really overpower it, the berry is just faint but the skunkiness meshes very well and gives a great flavor. Idk what the high is like tbh cause my tolerance is too high at the moment but the fact I feel it on top of about half gram of live resin dabbed should say something. Brand Higher Love grower OI processing Marquette THC 27% price oz of shake/trim for $40
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