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White Widow

10/30/2016
Strain: White Widow Type: Hybrid Origin: Sterling, Alaska Medium: N/A Nutes: N/A Grower: Green Rush Gardens Leafly: https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/white-widow 7.5 / Appearance: Dense bud with decent trichome coverage. It's a nice little nugget to be honest. 7.0/ Smell: It's practically scentless in the little black pill bottle container it comes in, so nothing too exciting. Slightly skunky when busted in half, but still not notable. After grinding up a bit it's definitely pungently earthy. 8.0/ Burn: Good even burn with mostly white ash 7.5/ Taste: Earthy, sometimes slightly pungent. Easy on the throat. Had no problem filling the lungs with a righteous bong rip. 7.5 / Exhale: Overall a nice smooth exhale with an earthy, almost nutty flavor. 8.0 / High: Came on a bit stoney at first, but turned into an uplifting, heady excitement. I would use this for my anxiety for sure. 8.5 / Manicure: I think this nug looks great. It's been trimmed well and any sugar leaf that is there is covered in trichs. 7.7 /Overall: I'm definitely satisfied with this White Widow from Green Rush Gardens. It was a potent little nug that's still got me buzzing. It confused me at first when I was getting just a bit stoned, then rose into that heady euphoria. It tingled the back of the brain a bit at one point. I'd put this in my anxiety toolbox.
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White Widow

10/30/2016
Strain: White Widow Type: Hybrid Origin: Sterling, Alaska Medium: N/A Nutes: N/A Grower: Green Rush Gardens Leafly: https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/white-widow 7.5 / Appearance: Dense bud with decent trichome coverage. It's a nice little nugget to be honest. 7.0/ Smell: It's practically scentless in the little black pill bottle container it comes in, so nothing too exciting. Slightly skunky when busted in half, but still not notable. After grinding up a bit it's definitely pungently earthy. 8.0/ Burn: Good even burn with mostly white ash 7.5/ Taste: Earthy, sometimes slightly pungent. Easy on the throat. Had no problem filling the lungs with a righteous bong rip. 7.5 / Exhale: Overall a nice smooth exhale with an earthy, almost nutty flavor. 8.0 / High: Came on a bit stoney at first, but turned into an uplifting, heady excitement. I would use this for my anxiety for sure. 8.5 / Manicure: I think this nug looks great. It's been trimmed well and any sugar leaf that is there is covered in trichs. 7.7 /Overall: I'm definitely satisfied with this White Widow from Green Rush Gardens. It was a potent little nug that's still got me buzzing. It confused me at first when I was getting just a bit stoned, then rose into that heady euphoria. It tingled the back of the brain a bit at one point. I'd put this in my anxiety toolbox.

Critical Sensi Star

5/17/2016
Strain: Critical Sensi Star Type: Indica Origin: Delicious Seeds Medium: Coco coir Nutes: Advanced Nutrients Sensi Coco veg and bloom Grower: Flowered myself, vegged by anonymous Appearance: Big dense Indica buds. Very frosty and most surfaces are covered in trichomes. Smell: Intense citrus, almost like putting your nose into a bottle of lemon juice. Overall very dank and pungent. Burn: Burns evenly and isn't too dry. Still way more black ash than I thought I was going to have, probably could have flushed a little longer. Taste: Lemon pie or lemonheads candy comes to mind and the smoke is quite sweet. The flavors really shine when pressed into rosin for some tasty low temp dabs. High: Very relaxing, great for my anxiety and to help me get to bed at night. It's slows my mind down and makes my body heavy.
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Satori

4/1/2016
The Satori i had was visually very sativa, even leaning more towards a *larfy* appearance. It had dense coat of trichomes that left a fine dust along the walls of my grinder. It's aroma was very sweet and seemed specifically honey like to me. It was a bit difficult to burn. It was like trying to burn a log with a match, and this is with it ground up. The initial effect is unremarkable. It took a few minutes for it to creep up on me with a real heady, brain filling high. Exciting and euphoric but not particularlyong lasting. It was a fun smoke, not sure I would seek it out though.
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DelaHaze

1/18/2016
Strain: DelaHaze Type: 70% Sativa, 30% Indica Origin: Alaska, local anonymous Medium: N/A Nutes: N/A Grower: Anonymous 7.5/ Appearance: Modest sized nugs with little orange and brown (I'm colorblind) pistils throughout. Good trich coverage with not much leaf. 7.5 / Smell: The scent isn't very striking. Mostly your standard marijuana smell. It's has a great pungent sour aroma after a good grind. 8.0/ Burn: Good coarse grind burned great and stayed cherried. About 50/50 black/white ash. 9.0 / Taste: Thick, billowy smoke on inhale, slightly chalky and vaguely fruity taste. Really filled the lungs. 9.5/ Exhale: Straight up Smarties candy on exhale, with a chalky texture and everything. Definitely getting those fruity, citrus flavors. 8.5 / High: Great, eye opening morning smoke. Great focus, actually motivated to write-up instead of getting couchlocked by some of these strains. Really makes you very excitable after a couple bowls. An excellent sativa haze high for sure. 9.0 / Manicure: Good trim, not leafy at all but this strain is also supposed to have a high calyx-to-leaf ratio anyways. Not so dry that it evaporates when lit. Flavors were great and the smoke isn't harsh at all, so good cure. (8.4)Overall: DelaHaze is a fun day smoke that I'd love in a jar next to Jack the Ripper and Blue Dream. The potent and focused high might be just the thing to get someone through that next menial task. I know when I go work on my shop later today I'll be burning some Delahaze at the same time.
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Kosher Kush

12/17/2015
Chillin' this morning on this indica dominant Kosher Kush. It's got me feeling pretty slow and hit like a big dog first thing this morn. Luckily these stony indicas are my fave, keeping my anxiety in check. Putting on some chill trap mix, burn this KK gram and write about some Kush. Visual: Frosty little nug with orange hairs. Not much leaf to speak of, pretty sticky as well. Smell: Quick sniff is peppery, earthy. Busted open it smells like straight up soil. After grinding it turned to pine-sol. So there was several very distinct scent profiles in there. The earth scent really made me felt like this was some straight up hippy weed. And I mean that in the best way possible. Kosher Kush came out of the gate swinging. I literally just laid on the floor after the first rip and just let stone come over me. Forehead felt carbonated. The smoke tickled the back of my throat and tasted just like the soil I smelled earlier. Feeling pretty lazy, and then some with every additional hit. I feel like I could hit up the mall with the wife, maybe, but we're moving slow and don't talk over the music. KK is an excellent relaxer and I old definitely see this helping folks sleep. But for an indica fiend like myself, I could smoke this all day and just coast
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Grape God

12/15/2015
Feeling pro this morning, I put up Grape God for a wake and bake review sesh. I paid for my hubris; Grape God turned the wake and bake sesh into a wake and snake when my skeleton came out with the smoke on my first exhale. I'm stretched out writing this, Money Trees in the background. Visual: Frosty little bud. Trimmed up fine since everything on it is sugary. Smell: I was disappointed with the scent at first, even after busting it open it was only mildly fruity. Nothing specific. But after I grinding it up it was almost identical to Grape Skittles. It smells amazing, I want some Skittles to go with this now. I loaded it in my just cleaned Silika beaker and proceeded to take a mighty chief. And mighty it was, because I can't open my eyes. Feeling clear and stoned at the same time, which may be an effect specific to me because of me medicating for anxiety. I smoke up the rest and now I'm here writing this. Not couchlocked exactly, very close though. I'm super relaxed, not sleepy though which is great since it's just 10am. I would love this in the evening or even as a emergency joint for panic attacks. Grape God crushed my morning anxiety, and this morning was the first morning in about a week where I didn't start the day throwing up. It's been about an hour since I finished up, and I'm up feeling really good. Ready to go with my eyes low.
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Blue Dream

12/15/2015
Recently I've come to grips with having a frustratingly high tolerance, some times struggling to get high. I was no match for Blue Dream. I'm going to attempt to consume and write this, so perhaps the quality of the review is the review itself. See. I'm zoning already. Visual: Straight off it looks very sativa, with its long hair and slender sexy features. Super sugary and quite sticky when busted open. Well manicured, so tops for aesthetics. Smell: Opening the bag, it smells like a stinky spicy cheese. Busted the nug and it was super pungent diesel inside. Dank scent for sure. Now I busted the nug in half and ground it up in my Kannastor and got some super gritty sticky bong load. Loaded a solid pinch in the bowl and lit it with hemp wick. It burned quick and evenly, and had my Silika beaker opaque in about a half second. Pulled the slide and cleared it. I wasn't ready. I'm looking at my notes now and I very sloppily wrote "holy shit." I stand by that. Stoned, stunned, stupid. Thick, billowy, diesel flavored clouds of smoke, not too scratchy on holding it in and forgivable on exhale. About five minutes later great euphoria and relaxation dragged it's nails down my back, I just want to sit down, can't cause I got bong rips to do. Next thing I know I'm feeling pumped, focused. Taking notes for science now. Ten minutes since first rip and my arms are heavy as shit, and I'm standing so and can't just lay em on the couch. Gonna have to carry em. Slammed two more bowls. I'm stoned and I'm sitting down. Blue Dream is definitely going to be a regular for me.
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Incredible Bulk

12/3/2015
I often times post two reviews, the first one being initial impression, and the second will usually be a day or two layer after really getting to spend time with the particular strain. In the case of Incredible Bulk, I've been smoking this for about a week now and got a pretty good idea what it's about. First off, the big bud genetics are obvious in the nuggets I got. Actually, they're more like grenades some of em. It has a mild skunk scent that isn't particularly overpowering and is rather pleasant when cracking a nug. As far as trichomes are concerned, IB is pretty average. So if you're looking for frosty weed, this may not be it. Just my experience though. Consumption of Incredible Bulk has been frustrating to say the least. I'm not super impressed with the flavor when smoked with a pipe or even a bong. It's a bit harsh on the throat and tongue leaving a chemically aftertaste reminiscent of a chewed up Tylenol that lingers. Ugh. Here's where Incredible Bulk earned it's 3 stars for me: pre rolled Raws. I pack a nice and dense kief sprinkled cone and that drastically improved the IB experience. The flavor was much better, I'm guessing since I'm not constantly torching the plant matter with the lighter(I should mention I actually experimented using hemp wick when I smoked it out of the bong. No improvement.) I feel pretty stoned after one, and can reasonably relax. Unfortunately, I have a substantial tolerance and I don't think IB packs enough punch for me to return to it again. For the casual user it's probably more potent, but I couldn't get my wife to try it and tell me.

Jack the Ripper

11/5/2015
Okay, this is an update on a previous review. Really had a good chance to judge Jack the Ripper just now and WOW. To build some background I'm a daily smoker, wake and bake and smoke all day kind of guy. I waited until 1pm to smoke on an empty stomach. I packed a pre rolled RAW cone and went for it. Focusing on the effects: the high came on as previously mentioned, a very clear high. Then all of a sudden it was just excitement and euphoria. I AM HAPPY. I feel extremely content and focused, very chatty as well. Jack the Ripper is a new favorite.
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