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member since 2017

Recent Reviews13 total

Story Cannabis - McDowell Rd

1/25/2018
Some good overpriced mids, but man too much of this stuff tastes like powdered cooking ingredients and bud perfumes instead of weed. One day maybe patients will realize their bud should not taste like this.

Curaleaf - Queen Creek (Formerly Reef)

1/25/2018
Berner threw his reputation in the trash for THIS? LOL i dont know the guy but I know what he smokes, he wouldn't touch this stuff with a 10 foot bong!

The Flower Shop - Phoenix (Med/Rec)

1/25/2018
It's a vertical dispensary so you know it's a sham. The buds in the can smell decent, like mids, which is the best you can hope for at a dispo. But i had a free birthday gram to get, so i grabbed the best stuff that wasn't in a can. It was absolute poison. If I was a snake oil grower, I could tell you exactly what brand of steroids this plant was fed to grow it before the mold got too bad (thats the methodology of these sham shops: grow with chemicals that cause disease, add Sweetners and hope you can get a normal-ish looking bud before it's 50% molded.) Its all chopped by week 6. Just stop and think about that. Full of chemicals, full of mold, and premature. They'll never get around to storing or drying their bud right, they won't ever grow it right in the first place! It's all about looks and ignorance gullible mutant patients. Sorry, no one I smoke with can smoke this hydro crap. Its not just me. Premature roided out bud full of plant roids! What else is there to say?!

Green Pharms Dispensary Flagstaff (Med/Rec)

1/25/2018
If you dont stick your head in a dozen jars at the place and smell the same adulterants over and over, either you're crazy, or this place is shipping all their nasty bud down to Mesa. Which is it? Why do people buy this tainted adulterated weed? Because they don't know any better! Every dispo in the state is pulling one over on cardholders. I know Cannabis VERY WELL. And I know I should be tasting weed in my vape, and nothing else. It's very simple once you put your greed aside, and hire somone who grows with fertile soil instead of counter productive disease causing hydroponic gimmick roids. But what can you do. People buy the bitter plastic nitrate filled hydroponic lettuce at the grocery store. I just thought potheads would know a little better, care about their money perhaps, or even care about their own health in the first place.

The Good Dispensary (Med/Rec)

1/25/2018
Budtender was super in my experience. But the "meds" are garbage. You know, quality weed is going to hit you like a jar of Vicks vapor rub,or some magical alien menthol, some crazy fumey spice, gasoline flavored jolly ranchers,etc. There's literally nothing on Goods shelf that help my breathing problems. Which is why he only reason I use weed. I cant wait until a real natural pot farmer comes and shuts these places down. I've gotten good pot from dispensaries a hand full of times. I dont know what the deal is. They seem to HATE the natural medicinal properties of weed,adding additives and steroids that completely ruin everything useful about the plant. I could almost understand since most people just wanna get high, but the effect cats pale in comparison to the natural product with its overwhelming fuel and Spice aroma. I've never smelled weed like this in my life, before getting my mmj card. Og Kush doesn't smell like salty onions and taste bad, anywhere in the real world. Why can't i find some weed that smells like weed? Why can't the people of AZ differentiate the flavors they read about online, from the non-cannabis contaminants they get from dispensaries? Weed should give you cotton mouth and activate tastes buds down in your core that you never knew existed, just dry-hitting a bowl... Not make you wanna puke..

Ponderosa Dispensary - Glendale

1/25/2018
Proper bud structure, proper trim.. But it taste gross. My senses don't play tricks on me. I do the standard test I always do. Clean grinder for each strain, 4 different vapes for each strain, taste is really bad, all strains share the same contaminants, chocolate chlorophyll fish. It simply does not taste right. Oh well, there's only one place in AZ where the weed always smells like weed and nothing else. They are a deliver service. Peeps just got such low standards.. Who cares how pretty the buds are if they make your mouth water up (puke reflex) instead of give cotton mouth (like clean weed does)

Phoenix Relief Center (Med/Rec)

1/25/2018
If you want that Mustard Haze, that Buttermilk Dream, the Onion OG, and Koolaid Kush, this place is for you! Hahaha. Another dispensary where the weed taste like grow products instead of weed.

Green Pharms Dispensary Mesa (Med/Rec)

1/24/2018
Horrible buds. The best i got here were off the bottom shelf. Pretty bad i have to buy 2nd hand 3rd party larf just to taste actual weed flavors instead of grow product. I would gladly pay full price for full nugs, but the stuff they grow taste like GROW PRODUCTS. And of course they won't label it so you gotta waste all day sniffing for pesticides and sweeteners.

Health for Life - Ellsworth

1/5/2018
I'll never forget the first time i experienced perfumed weed. It came from here,my first dispensary. My opinion of "no such thing as bad weed" changed instantly. Went from smoking Lemon OG that tastes like Lemon OG, in an illegal state, to smoking Lemon OG that tastes of lemon rinds,magnesium, sulfur, toothpaste, & other harsh chemicals, not like any weed flavors at all, in a med state. Take your fake Botanicare/Monsanto bud n shove it. That stuff is poison. I've gotten the Sweet Citrus, Sweet Berry, Sweet Grape, all these perfumes from your shop & every other shop. The people of AZ must wake up & ask themselves why this dispensary weed tastes so bad & has the negative effects it does,such as destroying instead of improving breathing. The one clean strain I ever got here was a Sour Diesel that smelled like hay lol. But guess what.. IT TASTED LIKE SOUR DIESEL, not like pesticide masking perfumes & scented fertilizers. It felt like weed, not like being poisoned, & it didn't send me to the ER with an asthma attack, like the chemical tainted plastic weed does. Headache, teeth hurt, throat clogged, sinus infection, feeling quite literally poisoned instead of euphoric? How can anyone tolerate this chemical crap posing as natural medicine? Not to mention the moldy bud soaked in pesticides (milky smell, peanuty smell)

Nature's Medicines - Happy Valley (Med/Rec)

1/1/2018
Reggie with a chance of mids. No wait, even reggie has a basic hash flavor. This stuff doesn't. Not even the 'top shelf'. Who cares about thc. Every breeder worth his salt knows where the quality lies. There is literally no where to buy consistently clean marijuana in this state, that actually tastes like marijuana instead of grow products or dirty air.