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Recent Reviews3 total

Mob Boss

2/21/2018
Mob Boss is one of my favorite hybrid strains. I've re-named it "The Mob-tivator" (get it? lol I'm hilarious). First, it begins with the unwinding step. The first puff made my nervous system literally decompress. Like an iron straightens a cloth, it erased any knotted feeling I could have in my body. Now, in order to get the most out of this strain, you should have a task at hand, because this baby will put you to work! What happens with Mob Boss is that it enables mental clarity and drive above everything else. So you begin to focus, almost like in a "tunnel vision" way, making everything on the horizon achievable. Because of these, I recommend it to anyone with general Anxiety / Depression related issues, that often get in the way when you're trying to be productive. Also any ADD/ADHD homies or anyone who wants to improve their concentration, focus, and drive. With the mild relaxant effect is also a good daytime option for Fibromyalgia patients who are in a "daily discomfort" zone, but not too far gone with the pain. Also, try it before or during exercise sessions (or after, why not?). Trust me, you'll be able to complete that 45 min. work out session for the first time in your life! The only downside I've perceived with it is that it can tend to give you a mild headache that goes away within minutes. So if you suffer from chronical migraines or want to use this to soothe them, this is not your best choice. Also, it leaves you thirsty AF, so try to have water near you whenever you consume it. Besides, we all have to drink a little bit more water right? Help your kidneys! Mob Boss doesn't really activate the munchies, so if you want something to stimulate your appetite, this is not for you. Then again, if you are looking for something that doesn't necessarily make you eat your whole pantry, this is a perfect choice. In conclusion, when you need to feel relaxed enough to get the job done, Mob Boss is "an offer you can't refuse" (Like The Godfather, get it? I'm on fire... )
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticFocusedRelaxedUplifted

Blue Dream

10/13/2017
The strain turns me into a productive human being. I feel mentally relaxed enough to focus on a task, which kindly benefits my ADHD; in contrast with others that can get your mind "all over the place". Its not a harsh slap in the face one it sinks in. It does feel very uplifting, chill and happy. Smells and tastes berry and earthy. Picture you just hand-picked some blackberries and elderberries in a bush at the side of the road, your hands dirty with soil, leaves and berries smell just like Blue Dream. It hits you after 5 mins of 1 small drag. Its been roughly 20 and I feel the creativity kicking in. Excellent strain, using it on daytime basis.
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CreativeFocusedHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Grape Stomper

10/10/2017
Grape Stomper gives you more of a cerebral relaxation than in the body, although by relaxing the mind, you keep a relaxed body by association. Its a social friendly strain, meaning that you can maintain a rather serious conversation without getting panicky or zoning out. For a rookie or seasoned stoner/patient will work smoothly, instead of feeling "the hit". Grape Stomper is a pleasant experience that will help you glide through day and night, do all things you need to do and still feel relaxed, happy and at peace.
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HappyHungryRelaxedUplifted