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800 Club

7/2/2024
A wake-and-bake test: 9:00AM I hand rolled a 0.3 gram cigarette of 800-Club whole flower. I consumed 2/3 of that by inhaling the combustion. I experienced a surge of energy that lasted until 9:30AM I became enveloped in a dense fog of mental euphoria. That awesome moment of deep thought and near total body melt lasted until almost 10:00AM My ambition returned accompanied by a welcome “ideas and connections” type of cerebral enhancement. I went outside. Started mowing the lawn and messing around when I realized it was almost noon. I was surprised because I had not experienced "the munchies." That is a good thing for me. I am overweight. 12 NoonI I went inside and ate lunch, and then stopped eating, easily. After lunch I consumed the remains of the sample, in four consecutive doses through a water pipe. I then submitted this review and now plan to enjoy this most excellent experience. [Normal consumption pattern for me is half a gram of top shelf per day.]
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoric

Geriza

4/22/2024
Buds were firm, slightly spongy medium size, dark drab-green in color with brown and orange tints. Smelling of pine they grind fluffy without any appreciable change in aroma. It rolled nicely yet I found the draw a bit slow, perhaps a bit too much moisture in the air today. The taste of the smoke was subtly piney with not much else besides a distinctive GMO after taste that lingers. I took three hits. The buzz was very delayed, I’d say almost five minutes. I felt strong euphoria, tingling, tension in my neck and the back of my head. The tension quickly melted to be replaced by alertness and happiness. Not a ton of ambition but feeling uplifted. I was active finishing routine chores but there was no burst of creativity and no detail oriented obsessing. In fact my thoughts did not meander much and remained unfocused during the first two hours. The buzz was still strong. The lasting memory of that GMO funky aftertaste is making me want another toke. After four hours I finished the dooby and after another two hours I fell asleep.
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ArousedEuphoricHappyTingly

Garfuel

3/21/2024
My sample has fluffy, light buds which shred nicely in my grinder. It rolls beautifully. The smoke tastes like fruity cereal floating in a bowl of petrol, luckily the smoke's not too funky and doesn't linger. The effects include a burst of energy and curiosity followed by a moderately intense sense of euphoria that builds slowly for several minutes. I consider this a daytime therapy.
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EnergeticEuphoricFocused

Zhirley Temple

3/19/2024
Smoked a 0.2g roll at 2pm after work. Tastes of black pepper with a flowery back. The afterburn whiff is strong and piney. It hit quickly as I was about to bong the roach but never got to it. I've been on the couch for over an hour just playing on my phone. No ambition or desire to move. Not a wake-and-bake choice, it is better for end of day enjoyment.
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FocusedRelaxedTingly

Pink Monet

1/2/2024
The sample I had was dark green-purple-black egg-shaped flowers that looked like kush. The breeder says the strain is sativa and mentions Limonene and appetite so I have avoided testing until now. I do not handle munchies well. I smoked a 0.3 gram doob at 2PM. Initially I am enjoying a deep euphoria that makes typing this arduous. I have an urge to do something I have tons of energy and creative ideas. I have a little bit of verbal impairment. I continued working until 3pm seemed like hours. No problem with munchies. At 4pm I smoked the roach. At 7Pm still buzzed. I did not get the munchies. I would buy again if available at street price.
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EnergeticEuphoricFocused

Papa Smurf

10/4/2023
Started with a morning bong as a test. Forgot I was testing and cleaned the kitchen top-to-bottom. Finally, I sat down and noticed the bong. I did 3 more hits about an hour apart. I spent time cleaning and surfing the internet. I was in a great mood and unconcerned about anything all day long. I finish my plan activates and more. In the afternoon I hit 0.5g doob and smoked half, about 4PM. It tastes good to me, earthy and funky like hops with no fruitiness that I could detect. It sneaks a bit. Glad I stopped at half. I am feeling sporadic rushes of euphoria, punctuated with excitement and motivation. Mounds of energy and ambition soon take over. No dryness and no munchies btw! Great strain for day use but it is strong so plan accordingly. Worked for arthritis pain, and for relief of anxiety and stress.
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EnergeticEuphoricUplifted

Mega Dummiez

10/1/2023
I added this to my budbar a few weeks ago. The first time I tried it, I smoked half a doob (0.5g hand roll) early in the AM. I should not have done that. I experienced motor skills deficit and difficulty completing tasks. The body high is great: Pain free with slight tingle and no dryness. No couch-lock but no motivation either. The second time I smoked a half doob at 3PM. This weed does not hit immediately and it taste tastes great, so I kept smoking it, funky-floral-GMO and creamy dense smoke. Again I experienced confusion and difficulty completing tasks. Third time, several bong hits late at night hoping for a zombie effect, but my mind just filled with jumbled thoughts. Definitely too heady for me to use as a daily driver. However it provides a really powerful and pleasant stoner buzz without couch-lock, and it tastes lovely. The buds look pretty in their jar. I will continue to enjoy with caution.
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EuphoricTingly

Quest

9/20/2023
Day one, two bong hits at 9:00 AM experienced an immediate rush of euphoria, continues to creep for many minutes. As I type this I feel relaxed and stoned with a sense that I need to do something. Day two, two bongs 8:30 AM and feeling heightened emotions, focused but relaxed, low motivation, a little antsy maybe. I did clean the whole house and then worked in the yard. Is it possible this is an anorectic sativa? (No munchies!) Day Three, two bongs 7:30 AM - tastes of fruit and diesel. I felt it immediately and it crept a bit. This product provides a non-sedating euphoric balance with motivational influences. I had no unwanted effects such as dryness or motor skills deficits. This is a very nice weed for daily wake-n-bake.
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EnergeticEuphoricUplifted

Gushlato

9/18/2023
Tastes of toasted grains. I hit a small nug in a bong that went for 3 pulls. Immediate head-rush in first drag. Thick milky smoke with no taste of fruit at all. Third hit cleared the pipe and had just the faintest taste of tarry afterburn. Stepping away to my lounge chair I feel tension across my temples and notice my butt sinking into this chair more than before. I feel a little antsy and am experiencing a mental fog flashing over my brain. The buzz is settling into a smooth-relaxed body high with narrowing visual field, anesthetic effects, and so far is anorexic. Tension in my head is gone after a minute or two. I feel at ease and at peace except a nagging desire to “do something” so I did some housework. I had another hit after an hour. It tastes really good, not sweet at all, but not funky either, more creamy or toasty. I could see this as a daily driver for an experienced user. I did not get the “munchies” but I’m probably too stoned to make important financial decisions. I could do repetitive labor all day, in fact I am going to mow the lawn now.
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EnergeticEuphoricTingly

Crushed Ice

9/17/2023
The unlit flower smells like typical pineapple weed. The first taste of smoke is floral-dank, a sophisticated whiff that might put off some users. The after-burn aroma is both sweet and pungent (and it lingers so plan accordingly.) I lit a half-gram doobie after lunch. Stupor set in immediately and I did not notice the joint had gone out. I eventually attempted, but was unable, to finish the whole joint. After several minutes of deep-thought euphoria the enveloping buzz settled nicely into a relaxed focus-oriented background euphoria. Perfect for zoning on a solo project, which I did. I was required to interact socially after about 90 minutes and although still quite buzzed I had no signs of paranoia at that time. Three hours in and I was still content, and can report no unwanted effects, munchies occurred but were manageable, motor skills and reaction time seemed normal, no headache, no dry mouth, no red eyes. This could be a daily driver for an experienced user or an amazing weekend wake-and-bake adventure for anyone looking for alert euphoria.
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedRelaxed