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Recent Reviews18 total

RS11

5/21/2023
It’s okay. Looks & smells good, def has the guava taste if familiar with similar strains but hits harsh.

Hawaiian Runtz

5/21/2023
Enjoy smoking this. White>Hawaiian>Pink Runtz Sativa that packs a punch 🥊
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feelings
CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Guava Cake

3/8/2023
Copped for the first time and ended up getting more. Dank & some pressure 💪 Not for the weak, wouldn’t recommend for a wake n bake unless you don’t got nothing planned. Def gets you right after a long day.
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feelings
CreativeEuphoricGigglyHungryRelaxedSleepyTingly

Biscotti

2/18/2021
Looks good, smokes good. Overrated but decent strain. Didn’t know it was gelato & a OG mix but if you like Wedding Cake or other cookie strains you’ll like how this’ll hit.
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feelings
ArousedCreativeEuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedSleepyTingly

Cereal Milk

5/5/2020
Tried this along w/ Gary Payton & Georgia Pie Pricey but wanted to try something new I fw it even though it’s not a indica but similar effects that are not overbearing. Smells like some lucky charms cereal that’s soggy w/ a hints of like milk that’s been sitting. Small dense buds

Gary Payton

5/5/2020
Wish it was cheaper but it’s some gas, balanced hybrid. Smell reminds me of Runtz

Curaleaf - Takoma

4/3/2020
Don't get me wrong they have some nice product when in stock, and staff is nice at times but - 04/03/2020 (Friday) See I don’t normally do this but I feel like it must be said since this is not the first time it has happened to me and I’m sure others have came across similar problems. The texts they sent out this morning states: “It's Fortune Friday Curbside style at Curaleaf MD! Today get 20% off your non-sale purchase..” Nowhere did it mention any brand exclusions! They're always making up their own fine print guidelines to get over on you. I’ve heard different guidelines from the main 4 ppl there, I wish you guys get it together and stick to one. So I placed an online order which came up to $140 (1 Grassroots 8th $49), (1 HMS 8th $49), & (1 Liberty 8th $42) None of which were on sale. Regular price. I did some math before I arrived so I could come with the right amount. 20% off b/c of Fortune Friday right? They don’t charge taxes here so 20% off of my order would’ve been $28 taken off from $140 to equal $112! I got told it was $130.. I asked if that was with the 20% off? They seemed clueless and said it’s not apart. So I asked to take off the (1 HMS 8th $49) from my order. So it would leave it to be $91. I paid $91 which was the normal price, there was no 20% discount applied to my order today (Friday 04/03/2020) Very misleading & false advertising I was upset once I realized I didn’t save nada. HOW DID I COME ON A FRIDAY AND NOT SAVE A DIME? LOL smh I feel conned. Might just start going up the street to Takoma Wellness Center

Bruce Banner

3/22/2020
I actually got Bruce Banner 2.0 but I’ll post here cause it’s not up but this strain is by Columbia Care testing at 22% first time trying after seeing it for awhile since I’m more of an indica smoker but this one here has some similar effects that I like. There is a head rush along with a chill body high that’s relaxing. Nice smell to it gassy, piney w/ some strawberry not too much like strains like Strawberry OG where it’s overbearing. Taste when smoking doesn’t match though it’s more harsh and unlikable for me. It’s cool though I did like the high but prolly wouldn’t get again.

Cherry Punch

3/16/2020
Well I thought I had Purple Punch but this is what I got. This is like its sister or cousin. Thought it would have a smell but wasn’t really that smell I was looking for. Nice head rush that’s all. No real taste either.

White Gold

3/16/2020
Disappointed. I’ve came across this strain plenty of times but never got. I saw decent reviews recently that caught my attention but wasn’t what it was hyped up to be. I like trying new strains but this was not it. I was high it’s like a chill kind of high. You would think your smoking some quiet cause it doesn’t really have a smell that’s pungent just a lil earthy and has no taste either just harsh smh. I tried smoking another even mixed it w/ other gas but still not what I’m looking for. I won’t smoke the rest waste of $45