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Recent Reviews182 total

Mango Haze

5/23/2021
This stuff is incredible. It make the spicy shrimp at my favorite Mexican restaurant an absolute explosion of flavors. I tasted each component and their harmonious mixtures. I was like I had an animal like sense of taste. Smoke this before your favorite meal(s) and it will be a completely new and revelatory experience. Guaranteed!
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CreativeEuphoricHappyHungryUplifted

White Skunk

3/14/2020
This flower is definitely like a full body massage accompanied with a triple espresso shot. That's the best way I can explain it. I didn't feel tired at all but very relaxed at the same time. This isn't a common combination in my smoking experience so it really sets this one apart. It is a very versatile, enjoyable and useful flower. Give it a try no matter what you're doing. Smoke on my friends.
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EnergeticHappyRelaxedUplifted

9 lb Hammer

1/22/2019
If you want to lift all the worries and gray thoughts than this is what you should smoke. I was spinning my own web of worries and anxieties until I smoked some of this beauty. You just can't be stressed out while under its gentle effects. A great stress-buster. Enjoy
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HappyRelaxedUplifted

The Sauce

1/12/2019
This flower wrapped me in a warm and calm sense of happiness. It was perfect for a cold night, staying in and watching my favorite shows. It definitely slowed me down and eventually gently put me to sleep. Just don't plan on doing much anything except maybe smiling.
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EuphoricHappySleepy

Superglue

12/26/2018
While visiting family in Florida my nephew really delivered. He brought back some of this stinky bud and man am I satisfied. I'm really really talkative and very buzzed yet there's no problem with social situations. Convenience stores are so bright and loud but no problems. With Superglue you too can take on the world!
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EnergeticHappyTalkative

Black Velvet

11/22/2018
This bud will take from anorexia to starring on My 600 Pound Life. I suggest smoking just before a HUGE meal. You'll want the food, ALL the food. Do not smoke if you're trying to lose weight.
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HungryTalkativeUplifted

Lemon Thai

11/7/2018
I had an enormous to-do list and I got some Lemon Thai dabs. Man, you talk about motivational and energetic! This flower beats the pants off almost any kind of stimulant that I've ever tried before. I got lost in what I was doing. It was an intense mental journey and completely enjoyable. Spend some time in your head with a great big huge smile plastered on your face.
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EnergeticFocusedUplifted

Millennium

10/17/2018
I never even heard of this strain. It is a strange and confusing high. One minute I was glued to the furniture then suddenly there were random bursts of energy. I did laugh a lot but the sativa and indica seem to compete constantly for your attention. This one was all over the place but I'd do it again.
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EnergeticGigglySleepy

Cherry AK-47

10/14/2018
I'll admit that I'm a major nerd when it comes to marijuana. It's nice to know for real what you're about to smoke. Needless to say when visiting relatives in Denver I definitely made sure I went to a dispensary, so much better than a parking lot. All the strains where labeled with lots of details...surely I'm in heaven! After a lot of browsing and talking to the extremely friendly budtenders, I decided on Cherry AK-47. It was a great experience while watching the sun rise or set over the front range of the Rockies. It seemed to enhance my perceptions turning a beautiful experience into something even better. This flower enhances any experience and will make you smile for hours. Top notch. Hopefully someday my home state will come around.
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EuphoricHappyUplifted

Lemon G

9/22/2018
This flower made me the happiest person in the universe. A smile that won't leave your face and a need to talk and laugh. It may very well be the most social smoke I've ever had the joy to use. I love it when a great strain can uplift you to this level. This is truly happiness in plant form. Get more of this than you think you'll need. You won't regret it.
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EuphoricHappyTalkative