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Harvest - Scottsdale - Natural Selections

8/21/2016
Disclaimer: I was offered a free joint to leave this review. My momma told me if you don't have anything nice to say, not to say anything at all, unless they offer you a free joint. So, even though I know I don't like this place, I have been here enough times that I am comfortable leaving this review..... First things first, very nice place. Clean, inviting, free cookies and water. Waiting area is often full, but they for the most part do a very good job getting people in and out. There are always enough people working to service the patients and things usually go pretty fast. I don't give a crap about that though, at the end of the day I want good product and I feel this is where this place lets you down. They ALWAYS have swaggy looking nugs in their display. All little popcorn nuggs, dry, brittle, dirty looking (if you ask why, the budtender gives some lame excuse like, "those are in there all day and get touched a lot." Ok, why doesn't the place that has good bud have same problem?). This should be a sign, because it doesn't get much better. I have tried at least 7 different strains, NONE are good. In order to be a good bud you need to, be fresh (cured, but not dry), have the PROPER scent, have some sort of visual appeal, (must have at least one of those traits but for top shelf you should have ALL of those traits) AND, it has to get you high. Most of the bud here just plain and simple doesn't get you high. It just mid-grade to low end sold to rich people at top shelf prices. Most places running this scam would at least fake the funk and put nice looking buds in case and give you BS, but this place shows you the BS you are going to get and then sells it to you. I have also tried the shatter and the shatter cartridges for the epens. All of this is made with there bud, so....It sucks too.