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Dior

8/31/2024
So I woke up this morning after buying both Super Silver Haze and Dior last night, about a half ounce each. I smoked on the SSH last night and had incredible sleep, but that's for another review. Classic morning. I woke up, used the bathroom, took a nice shower with my Pine Tar, Dr. Squatch soap, and then sat down at my computer to have a morning sesh, and then get ready to stream on Twitch later. I ground up a nice, dusty, and frosty nug of Dior, and packed my bowl, hopped on Discord, and waited for my friends to join soon after. As the Voice Chat filled, we all struck our lighters, and sparked up our morning bowl. I decided to "snap" mine. This Dior has me higher than 3 or 4 bowls during the day get me. The taste was gorgeous on both the inhale, and the exhale. On inhale their were incredible notes of sweetness and pastry like terpenes, reminiscent of a nice scone and cappuccino for breakfast. On exhale, delicious earthy, berry notes that I can still taste as I'm typing this. Smooth as hell, but strong enough to punch the H**L out of your lungs, and I coughed fairly hard, but not excessively or uncomfortably. The effects are very strong and come on in a "creeper" effect that seemed like it just kept coming. IF YOU HAVE ADHD, THIS STRAIN IS FUN, BUT ADVISE CAUTION. YOU WILL BE ZONEY! But happy! It's done wonders on my initial mood for the morning, and I feel better than I have in a while as for my outlook on the rest of the day! Overall, I give this strain a 9.4 out of 10, It's INCREDIBLE! However, and it might just be my batch, it seems to be a little lacking in terpene content as for something I'd expect from such a revered, high-quality strain. Smooth hit, cough doesn't hurt, and STILL incredible taste. This is a strain ANY cannabis user can AND will enjoy. Smoothness: 9/10 Taste: 9/10 High: 10/10 EXCEPTIONAL! Bud Looks: 10/10 FROSTYYY! Terpene Content: 9/10
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Trunk Funk

2/14/2023
I'm starting to write this as I'm grinding up the flower, purchased from Proper Cannabis Company. I opened up the jar and was immediately met with the aroma of pungent cheese and a fairly hefty hint of fruit. As I broke down the nug the initial smells pleasantly assaulted my olfactory senses much stronger than before. After grinding it was almost a very sweet smell, and VERY sticky. Taking the hit, I just kissed the edge of the bowl to ignite the flower, I got a nice pull, just enough to get a good taste, but not so much that I wouldn't be able to enjoy it because I would be dying, haha. With combustion, not much taste on the inhale, as expected, but on the exhale I was very pleasantly surprised with a very earthy, oak-y, and nutty flavor. On sitting here after the hit to write the end of this review, I'm finding myself very stuck on my words as others were saying, however it feels more of an inability to maintain heavy focus, or even a difficulty at finding the words, even though I KNOW what I'm wanting to say. Incredible strain, I feel the initial issue with head pain, but as I actively use my brain and do things that work it, I find the pain subsiding. Very tasty bud with a pleasant high, that I would very much suggest for getting work done that doesn't require heavy focus, or is entertainment work, *wink, wink, YouTubers*.
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Sour Diesel

2/15/2022
Ahhh. Good ol’ Sour Diesel. A classic. When I took my first hit of this VERY aromatic strain, I was heading towards the atmosphere at a very decent pace. Not slow enough to call it a creeper, yet not quite fast enough to consider it an instant feeling. When I got through the bowl, I was pleasantly entering euphoria, and a high that I honestly wasn’t expecting. I’ve had experience with some strong sativas in my day, but man, was this a good one. I was toking with a group of friends of mine, and I just remember talking for what felt like HOURS, however, I hardly recall what it was we were talking about. Checked the clock as I was coming down just in time to see that there was just enough time to roll a joint before 4:20. So I started the process all over again, haha. Tl;dr Great for if you need to get out of a slump, or just need to get some stuff off your chest that you wouldn’t normally feel the need, let alone, have the energy, to say. And if the people around you are smoking it as well, prepare to be bouncing ideas off of each other, only to forget them later.
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