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This weed is one of the most psychedelic ones I have tried. After a few minutes, it strongly kicks in and knocks you down, and in keeps you pinned down. The efford to move towards the fridge and bed is amplified incredibly. Sounds resonate "deeper", it feels more detailed and pronounced. It's long ago since I've had an experience like this. It's fast hard hitting side is very similar to AK-47. However, There is something more to this weed, it dulls the senses so much I physically feel like I am an object and just part of my surroundings. It reminds me of one of the first times I smoked, mixed morning glory with silver haze. The strong cerebral and physical high is not just clearly present both, but exaggerated by eachother. The buds look great by the way, it leaves an incredible amount of resin in the grinder and although the buds are large bud light, the dark red hairs and bright green leaves still stick to the grinder due to that fact. The smell is sharp, but sweet, a sort of red fruit and honey, with lemon and perhaps a hint of pine. I greatly enjoy this high and I hope I won't build up a tolerance too fast. If you can, do yourselves all a favor and grab some of this, It's one of the most fascinating strains I've ever smoked

Beautiful compact, tall budds. Smells like grape and even has a bit if the aroma. I only needed half a spliff to settle in, and it's an indica for sure. So far, it's taken me 8 minutes to post this review. The afghani is especially dominant, it's a couchlock combined with the extreme munchies I usually get from hybrids. This strain has some definite power, but apart from extreme chillaxing, there are no side effects. It settles in quickly too, which makes it an excellent beginners strain. Even so it's perfectly capable to completely solidify the body of a daily smoker

This classic came in small, dark green hairs with dark but bright orange hairs protruding from behind every tiny leaf. The smell is earthy, almost skunky in a sense. It tastes and feels like a sativa with some added benefits of indica. One of those benefits is the time-warping effect I've come to love from high powered indicas. It expresses it's sativa genes through a calm and clear mind, perfect for relieving stress and getting in a short workout. The last mentioned is a very rare effect for me. All in all a good strain, not too overpowering but very versatile.

Smells fruity and sweet, slightly like skunk and haze right out of the bag. The buds are not very compact, tall haze buds. The buds are a light, nearly fluorescent kind of green. There is a soft but visible layer of trichromes, especially on the inside. Ground up the smell becomes more pungent, but still pleasant. The taste is not very present, it's velvet like softness leaves you with a slightly dry mouth. The high is pleasant, energetic and soothing for the mind and body. I spent the entire day with a terrible headache and neck pain. With all other options tried, a kiss from Mary Jane relieved the pain. This strain is pleasant for beginners and experienced tokers alike for relief from stress, pain and insomnia, as well as a lack of appetite.

I had to buy a second bag of this to review it, bescause it is absolutelybterrific for procrastination in higher doses. Trust me, you'll want higher doses from the first hit. Mild green, dry, lots of kief; very compact, big ass light green resin covered buds. The taste isn't particularly enjoyable imo but it's not harsh or foul either. It leaves you with a dry mouth and a slow mind. Do your ab workout after the first, after the second have trouble writing this review and enjoy the mellowness. Not too stoned, not too euphoric or spacing, comfortable but awake. This strain made me realise the true meaning of mellow. Doesn't blow you away, but gets you at exactly the right spot at every dose, no mather the occasion. Top 10 strain.

Pretty solid strain overall. The effects sort of differ from time tot time for me though. It's chill weed, but It's not the best ever. It smells a bit like oranges, and when grinded up the smell really came out. The taste of this strain is superb as well. The blueberry muffin is clearly present and pleasant. There's a lot background taste of lemon. The hit is not too hard, but cottonmouth creeps in. So do the effects. The first half our you might be mistaken for being just a bit tired and drowsy. After an hour the effects really settle in. A light tingling in the body, extra comfortably seated; not couchlocked however. The mind is calmed, with sometimes improved appreciation of comedy and music. Overwhelming euphoria or visual effects are lacking though. Very balanced weed. Looks great: dark green, light green when broken up, lots of little red hairs sticking out of the compact buds.

Compact mostly dark green buds, smell is not really clear or heavily present. The taste is hard to define as well, a bit earthy and woody, leaving a burning sensation at the top of the throat, wich is also the only real spot for cottonmouth. The effects are 'just chill', they're not heavy or overpowering, I can easily have two spliffs of this and not feel paranoid or completely couchlocked. Which is typical for this strain. I consider it a true hybrid. The body has a slight tingling sensation and the mind is relaxed but not too clouded. A bit of time dostortion sets in later on, but leaves you capable of getting stuff done. Thus K2 might be an excellent daytime medication for some, but since I use recreationally I'm not sure it would kill pain or relax muscles as much as you need. At higher doses slight CEV's, and it does help you relax your mind to fall asleep, instead of punching you out like stronger types do. It's the balance, more than the strength of the effects and my personal preference that make me rate this 4 stars.

Finally got a few grams of this classic sativa. I'm usually a fan of hazes, as oppossd to many new sorts of turbocharged sativas, as those make me paranoid. This one doesn't do that luckily, but I did get a lot of energy and cool visuals. A little bit of downside is the jumpiness you get with higher doses. Everything outside looks literally awesome, like a painting. Typing is troublesome, lines are double like 3D screen sometimes, moonlight is epic, candle looks warmer of that makes sense. Another downside for me is the flavor. Not really anything special, slight pine and spice taste, sometimes orange undertone. Not too much of a throat burn, but a dry throat very well compensating for it. All in all for me it works like a superb haze, one of my favorite new sativas. When it wears off, in higher doses, it will make you tired and help you fall asleep.

HOLY FFIN' SHIT! This strain kicked my ass. I've said before in reviews that a strain took me back to the first time, but put this one at the top of the list. It has everything. At first, the head high sneaks up. After a while, your thoughts are slow motion, snacks and comfort advised. Second joint: Smashed. I don't really feel a lot physically. Killed my neck, back, and headache. Temperature is a vague thing, experienced differently. Depth perception changes, waves around a bit. Physical crash. Once settled, I could imagine using this as painkiller, but also weirdly enough as a motivator, you could work on this, although I'd probably be too hyped to actually concentrate. Smell: Pungent, floral, hint of lemon. In grinder: Cinnamon, black pepper and orange. Taste: dried flower, firewood, skunky like the smell of the smoke. TL;DR: Unique experience, do recommend.

I kinda expected this to be similar to bubblegum or cream caramel. But the taste is less sweet. It has a resinous pine taste, sweet and lightly woody, but not too harsh. The smell is rather sharp so it's hard to tell any aromas with a joint. On the effects side: I have never felt so relaxed in my life. I felt the indica effects sneaking in, while I got happier and my stressful thoughts disappeared, which was a while ago. I'm in my backyard, lit a candle, ate a hotdog, watched slow mo videos on YouTube. Felt amazing, content, but not anxious or uneasy. I was overwhelmed when I lit the 2nd, but a few minutes later I got the hang of it. Physically couchlocked, clear headed and positive mindset. In smaller quantities (or temperature if you're vaping) you have more of the latter, maybe even somewhat sativa leaning effects. Also great to chill with friends and play Xbox very, very badly, which is always a great indicator for the stone-o-meter. Deserves its five stars.