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Sour Diesel
11/4/2021
Starting with beautiful, red, blue and green nuggets. This strain has a nice dank, pungent odor and tastes like Diesel with hints of pepper and citrus. Unfortunately, the “Sour Diesel” strain is Sativa. So, yeah.
Lemon Pound Cake
7/5/2021
I just got done smoking “Lemon Pound Cake” for the first time. All in all, I have to say that I am very satisfied… And, really, really ripped!
The Nuggets are extremely sticky, dank, and they are nice and plump in size. They have an overwhelming smell of lemon and citrus. When smoked, the taste is really sweet with hints of citrus and lemon.
This Strain produces a high that is potent, but doesn’t make you drowsy. It doesn’t make you gag or cough a lot either. This is the first time I’ve seen this Strain so I would highly advise any fellow smoker to go “all-in” with this one.
KGB
4/20/2021
I just finished smoking my first ounce bag of KGB. It’s the only time I’ve ever seen it. KHB is literally “Killer Green Bud.” First and foremost, this Strain smells just like an entire Forest of Pine Trees! The odor is completely out of your control.
Put it this way, KHB reeks so bad that I have to actually take the time to warn you about it in my review. If you are lucky enough to buy this strain, plan out where you’re going to store it first.
The buds are all large, green, sticky boulders. KGB tastes really good, and it’s not the least bit “harsh.” I utilized about every type of paraphernalia, and it was always a treat! My favorite were KGB joints rolled with RAW papers.
This easily rose to a “G-13” Level Strain for me. To be completely blunt, (Get it? Blunt.) it’s just like the name states. It’s straight-up “Killer Green Bud” that smells sweeter than a “Thousand-Dollar” Hooker!
White Widow
4/20/2021
Steve-O, from MTV’s Jackass, said it best on the “Amsterdam” Bootlegs:
“The White Widow... Only bud guaranteed to make you jerk off, and take a nap!”
- Steve-O
Purple Punch
1/28/2021
Finally, a “no-nonsense”, “no excuse”, “ex-cop” strain of God-fearing pot that gets you “STONED OFF YA’ MOTHERFU**KING ASS!!!”
The strain comes as golf-ball sized, Purplish buds with Red and Orange hairs. And, this pot is incredibly dank. You will definitely need a grinder, but the buds breakup “Big as F**k!”
The taste is really flavorful, and it’s really smooth. No coughing. The smoke also doesn’t smell that bad. The buds, however, smell big-time.
All in all, a good strain to end up with for a bag.
Venom OG
11/14/2020
If you are like me and smoke to “Get Baked,” then you’ll love this Strain. The buds are a fluorescent green color and covered with long, bright red hairs. Venom OG tastes of citrus, but smells like a skunk. You will need to keep this Strain in an airtight container. If just one bud is exposed, the whole room will instantly, and noticeably, smell as nasty as a skunk. This Strain literally has about every “Red Flag” possibly associated with “Gettin’ Stoned.”
Purple Hindu Kush
10/21/2020
A great strain for an extremely heavy high. The buds have long, purple hairs giving them an almost purplish-plumb look. Surprisingly, this strain comes extremely close to tasting like actual grapes. It is a little on the harsh side so expect some coughing. But, it is well worth the effort!
GG4
10/20/2020
The original “Gorilla Glue (No. 4)” Strain is truly awesome. You’ll quickly find out why it’s named “Gorilla Glue” when you first try to use your grinder. It will literally fuse the grinder together like the actual glue would. I found this strain is best to mix with another favorite strain in a 50/50 Mix. It makes Grinding a lot easier and seems to produce more product after grinding. The buds are extremely compact and will actually stick to anything they’re pressed against. An outstanding strain.
Wedding Cake
10/17/2020
If it’s getting Wasted you’re after, “Wedding Cake” is a full 5-Star Indica Strain for many reasons. The Buds are thick and dank with long, deep red and white hairs peppered with an outer, whitish layer of crystals. This strain is well known for it’s high THC content, and it is a staple at many events such as “Cannabis Cup”, where it has even placed in the Top 5!