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member since 2024

Recent Reviews4 total

Hidden Pastry

4/16/2024
Third time purchasing this strain from Social Leaf in NJ and damn, it hasn't disappointed me yet. Kind Tree has this one on lockdown for sure. Everything is right on point from terps to thc content. Heavy diesel influence from the Kush Mints mellowed ever so slightly by the dank creaminess of the Secret Cookies. It's pungent, no doubt. You're definitely not hiding this stank funk with any incense known to man so just sit back and enjoy the ride.
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Bonkers

3/5/2024
Maybe it was an off batch but the Bonkers I purchased was a Botanist product and it tasted like straight up armpit stank. No lemony creaminess whatsoever. I'm seeing it on the menu again with decent terps over 2% but I'm hesitant. I really don't ever want to smoke anything that tastes like cab driver pits again if I can help it.

Motorhead

2/22/2024
One thing is certain, I personally won't be buying any more Elyon products after researching the brand. My only experience was a bummer to say the least. I bought an eighth of the Motorhead from the dispensary, 24%thc and 1.58 total terps, whole buds, $50+tax, (and wasted $20 in rewards) + early bird 10% discount making my purchase $27 that was still WAY TOO MUCH money for this greenhouse light deprivation bunk. Zero bag appeal. Zero nose. Tastes like burning. Dry AF and underweight by more than a half gram. Bruh, weak leaf... Stay mighty high and step up your game Elyon.

Motorbreath

2/22/2024
Bummer 😔 total bummer... NJ dispensary bought, 1.58 total terps, 24%thc. Where do I start? First and foremost, it was light by a half gram. Second, it was EXTREMELY DRY. Third, it was supposed to be whole buds but it was ALL LARF. Fourth, it cost $50. Bottom line, it tastes like poorly grown greenhouse light dep herb. It has zero nose and is basically tasteless. Step up your game Elyon...