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SFV OG

10/20/2024
Wish I would’ve tried this sooner but I finally gave this one a shot. SFV OG is a game changer for anyone looking to relax without losing mental clarity. It strikes that perfect balance, allowing you to unwind while staying focused and present. One of the standout features of SFV OG is how well it targets anxiety. I often find myself battling anxious thoughts, but this strain wraps me in a calming sensation that really helps. I initially thought it would hit me like a typical Indica, but it surprised me—it’s restful without making me feel sluggish. Just a heads up: it does come with a slight crash in energy, so plan accordingly if you have things to do afterward. Other than that I would say it’s an anytime of day strain. The appearance of the nugs is impressive, too. They’re bright green with golden hairs that give them a beautiful brownish-red hue. It’s a striking contrast that makes the buds even more appealing. I picked up an eighth from CBX’s Heirloom Reserve, and let me tell you, the smell is incredibly dank with a zesty lemon twist. I’ve been using my dry herb vape, and the taste delivers a sweet, earthy note that perfectly complements the experience. If you’re a fellow smoker looking for a strain that helps you chill out while keeping your mind engaged, I will say that one of the side effects is it dries you out so expect red eyes and cotton mouth. I highly recommend giving SFVOG a try. It’s definitely in my top 10, maybe even top five. You won’t regret it!

Planet Red

9/10/2024
This a review of Alien Labs’ Planet Red. Having lived in Northern California, I have an affinity towards Alien Labs and Connected. All their strains have smelled, tasted, looked and smoked good IMO. Planet Red wasn’t anything different. Top shelf smoke that left me relaxed but focused. It does smell like apple and sweetness with a deep pungent danky funky scent. Nugs are a dark green with some purple hues sugar coated in crystals. At 30% Planet Red packs a punch. My tolerance is high but after a bowl I was pretty baked for a couple hours. I was just chillin enjoying life with the fam. Made dinner, watched a movie and just vibed out. Definitely recommend. Highly doubt you’ll be disappointed.
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Biskante

9/9/2024
Delicious. Beautiful nugs. Sweet limey smell. Perfect hybrid elevation. I got an 1/8 from Alien Labs. This shit smells so dank when I opened up the jar my friend could smell it from 10 ft away outside. These nugs are just so beautiful to look at. Bright orange hair. Bright light green buds …you don’t want to stop smelling the tangy, pungent, limey and sweet aroma. It’s so damn good. The smoke is sooo smooth. No cough. Flavors of sweet, herby, citrus dance on your taste buds. The exhale feels like every bit of goodness that you inhaled comes to pay you one last aromatic and tasty farewell. The whole experience with this flower is top shelf. Wish it was a little more sativay but I appreciate the balance. Great for being social or staying in to watch some key and peele or chapelle. Dialed in with video games.
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Tropicana Punch

8/27/2024
I got a live Rosin disposable pen… Shout out to cannabis culture in Long Beach, California. This is becoming one of my favorite strains. The high last pretty long. I get pretty dialed in and focused to get work done or to be active. The disposable I got is from Clsics. Very clean earthy Terps. Got that sweet tropical note at the end as well. Pretty balanced hybrid. I would say this leans more towards a sativa hybrid imo.
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Gelonade

7/15/2024
Bought a zip from my boy here in Cali. Yeah bro, I’m just WOW’d. The first time I tried it I smoked a whole joint by myself and went into the gym and it was blast off. Felt like when you see them go into light speed and all the light is flashing past reflecting off their helmet as you keep blasting off deeper and deeper into space. The most interesting thing about it for me is how relaxed it made me. And I was expecting it to be a more head high, like a lot of the sativa/hybrids Ive tried or something… And that’s not saying anything against it, I think that was one of the things that I loved most about it because as much as I love sativa hybrids most of the time I do need a reminder for my body to just relax and obviously that’s what Indica’s do for you. I feel it first in my shoulders …the tension leaves. Never had a sativa hybrid do that for me so it was greatly appreciated. But when it was time to get focused and take action on anything, it was an immediate response. Like I didn’t even have to work up to it. It was just like let’s go and that’s where a lot of the fun happens for me because the creativity starts come to you and you get into the flow. Helps you get shit done. The taste is one of the things that I’ve been trying to really gather my thoughts around because it is obviously a citrusy lemony flavor, but it also has this herbal mint rosemary, sage thing that I can’t quite put my finger on… And there’s some sweetness to it as well. The nose too…it’s not as pronounced but I get some lemony, herbal/earthy sweetness. Buds are pretty dense for outdoor. Really resiny. Love the pink hue that it has. I’ve only smoked it twice and both times I was BLOWN lol. it can definitely be a one hitter …second time I tried it I only took two good drags and I was good… for a while. But this is something I can smoke throughout the whole day at anytime and be relaxed and focused or just relaxed and relaxed lol All in all I really like this strain. I feel like it’s an anytime of the day kind of strain for me personally. Great to release tension or pain in your body while supporting that productive work/creative flow.
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Apple Fritter

6/2/2024
Picked a pen up at stizzy and was surprised cuz I didn’t think I was going to enjoy this strain as much as I did. I’m usually a sativa, sativa leaning hybrid kind of guy but this was pretty nice. Relaxed and chill but not couch locked. I was caught off guard on how chill it made me actually. Didn’t take too much to get me to a nice chill and uplifted state. Definitely gave me more of an IDGAF kind of vibe like some other reviewers mentioned. I would recommend this for after work or weekends when you’re not busy and you have some time slow down and enjoy the day.
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Super Lemon Haze

11/8/2023
This is a strain you have to be very careful with. Too much and it can definitely make you feel paranoid and anxious. But this has been my go to for over a year now. I’ve tried this in flower and concentrate/vape form and I’m currently using a tincture from Friendly Drops that is strain specific. It helps to measure out the dosage. I usually take 10 mg and I’m able to manage stress and daily work/life stress with a great mindset. When I don’t over do it, this feels more like a hybrid. I took some yesterday and did some mediation for about 15-20 minutes and I was very much present in my mind and body. It was a really deep sense of connection to myself that I don’t really experience with other sativas. Would definitely recommend. The flower form is awesome. The buds I had were bright green thick and fluffy. Fresh. And it packs a real citrusy smell and taste.
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Tahoe OG

11/8/2023
I’ve taken this in flower and tincture form. I’m currently using tincture within the first couple hours of the morning along with some form of caffeine. It’s a perfect combo to stay chill and alert. I’m able to manage stress way better. The tincture I’m using is called Friendly Drops. It’s strain specific so the effects are much like smoking flower. I use only take 10 mg and I’m good up until about 2-3 pm.
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White Runtz

2/12/2023
I got a 1/4 of this from my plug…one of the best decisions of my life. Only regret is not getting more. Taste delicious. Smells amazing and the head/body buzz lasts for a long while. It’s hella potent too. This is perfect for staying in on a weekend and resting up. It’s very chill but uplifting as well. Had a little in the afternoon and it helped curb the edge of my anxiety. Overall great strain.
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Purple Runtz

9/5/2022
Pretty stoney buzz. Feel super relaxed but still tuned in. Perfect for watching a movie. Eyes did get dry tho. Overall really nice evening strain. Buds were dense and soft. Dark green, covered in crystals, with purple here and there. Super dank smell. This will funk up any room you’re in right away. Taste delicious. Sweet and fuely. Had a sweet pungent aftertaste that lingered for a while which I liked. Like 20 minutes later I can still taste it. Must try for sure.
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