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Wookie Girl

7/4/2023
Not sure where they’re getting parentage, but it’s GSC x The White. Indica dominate and some batches were so purple they were almost black. Killer flower. Fruity pebbles.
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FocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

Viper Cookies

7/3/2023
Coming from Alt Sol in D.C.. It’s euphoric sedation while also being uplifting and creative. It’s nearly perfect in effect after dinner or before bed. Relaxed and happy doing end of day things. Great for sex too!
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ArousedEuphoricFocusedRelaxed

Hindu Kush

3/26/2023
Hindu Kush is fantastic! Picked up a beautiful oz from Takoma Wellness in D.C.. Alternative Solutions consistently produces some excellent flower. This strain is a knockout. The clear head it gives you coupled with the tension relief your body experiences, is where this flower excels. It comes on quickly like a warm blanket on your mind and it melts down throughout your body. My mind stays sharp, but as other reviewers have said “don’t drive”. I can’t imagine wanting to melt before going somewhere, but shit happens and if it does take a cab. My wife was a cannabis holdout and this is the strain that finally got her attention. It’s pure Indica effects make it perfect for newcomers. The high is a classic stone. Not a very high ceiling for me with HK and I tend to just fall asleep if I smoke a lot. The lack of a cerebral effect makes the experience more like a muscle relaxer when compared to most of the other strains I gravitate towards. HK is a kind strain. Good to your body and mind. It’s a true staple in my stash from here on out.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedTingly

Sour Jack

5/1/2021
Buying from MUV in FL. Best energizing effect I’ve ever had. Comfortable energy, wasn’t racy. Focus straightened very quickly. I’m an indica lover but this was a fantastic pickup today. Going in the rotation. This is phenomenal on days you’re busy and out.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Velvet Glove

4/30/2021
Buying from MUV in FL. GMO x Nookies cross. This is a late afternoon/evening cold hard couch lock. Fast-acting euphoria comes on then a sense of “meh fuck it” to whatever might be bothering you. This is a hitter if you struggle with anxiety/stress. You will melt and be merry.
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ArousedEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryTalkativeTinglyUplifted

London Mints

4/27/2021
Buying from MUV in FL. London Pound Cake x Kush Mints. The heavy sedation of London Pound with the euphoric boost of Kush Mints. Delicious cross. This will make you hungry, smiley, then you sleep. Seriously heavy stone, perfect for an Indica lover like myself.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

Vanilla Berry Pie

4/22/2021
From a FL dispo called One Plant: Genetics: Magnum Opus 11th Gen. Royal Kush x Cherry Pie Kush x Sunset Sherbert. Vanilla Berry Pie is a relaxing Indica-dominant hybrid with notes of berries, sour kush and sweet fuel. Its sedative effects make it a great option for pain relief. Complex. It wasn’t my favorite of the 4-5 strains I tried that day, the MAC1 and ChemD made me forget this. I’m sure it’s perfect for someone. Insane genetics, had to try it.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxed

Queso Perro

4/9/2021
Buying from Growhealthy in FL. Queso Perro is a grilled cheese sandwich on the beach. Buy it, inhale it, enjoy stuff. I found it to be one of the most well rounded highs I’ve ever had. I’m an all day Indica smoker (GH Wookie Girl Booyah!), but I enjoyed the hell out of this strain. Those prone to anxiety/panic episodes might want to wade in slowly. It’s a phenomenal cannabis strain. GH best in FL.
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ArousedEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeUplifted