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Trinity

8/6/2017
Trinity was the Girl Scout Cookie or Gorilla Glue #4 of the 90's before the widowmaker herself, White Widow showed up on the scenes to devastate THC levels. Even after White Widow came through with all of her frosty popularity, Trinity was still a favorite among Pacific Northwest growers seeking the highest heights. Trinity is Master Kush x Afghan '76 and was developed by breeders in Northern California. Trinity quickly became the must-have I-need weed of the times. I remember it was so dank it was hard to find at all and if you could find it it usually had the top if the nug cut off as the tip has the most THC and Trinity growers prized the Trinty tips like they were going out of style. Soon she would be going out of style, by the early 2000's Trinity had faded into the MMJ mists of myth and legend seen only in hybrids like Lavender Trinity and Kalalau Kush. A few prized cuttings were saved by underground by PNW growers as well as Hawaiian growers prior to the introduction of '98 Aloha White Widow. Trinity had now come out of hiding to bless us with her skunky, earthy, hashy goodness. A big Mahalo (Thank you) to all of the growers and breeders who kept this legend around during the dark ages so we can now fully enjoy her here in 2017 as the cannabis community moves from out of the shadows into the light.
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Flo

8/5/2017
Flo is one of the most perfectly dialed in hybrid strains around town! The union between the sweet Purple Thai and robust potent Afghan is match made in hashy heaven!! From flavor to effects the ration is righteous!!! Highly recommend...literally...😉
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Caramel Kona Coffee Kush

7/19/2017
Caramel Kona Coffee Kush is a serious contender in any grow environment. Kona Gold is a massive mighty Hawaiian sativa strain, giving Caramel Kona Coffee Kush a sweet succulent super sized yeild. Paired with a amazing Indica Caramel Kush Makuahine (Mother) oozing with hashy candy crystals. Knicknamed "Caramel Kush oompa loompa cut" as she smell like she was created in Willie Wonkas Chocolate factory as well as the fact that we popped many Caramel Kush seeds to find the one, then we unfortunately had to give away all of the other Caramel Kush contenders (even though we wanted to keep every one). After we gave away the extra Caramel Kush plants, people came back asking for more cuts so we cloned the Makuahine (Mother) to pass out cuts. Similar to the new movie where they use computer grapics to clone one oompa loompa for the terrifying new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory re-boot. Aftet the fact the oompa loompa cut seemed like a logical name. If you can get your hands on any of these wonderful flavors from Kona Gold to Caramel Kush to their Keiki (baby) Caramel Kona Coffee Kush grab on like a Keiki (kid) in a candy store and prepare for a rare tasty tropical treat that can't be beat!
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Hawaiian Mayan Gold

7/17/2017
In order to find the perfect Pakalōlō plant for concentrate creation Pua Mana 'Ohana created our favorite tantalizing terpene tree: #HawaiianMayanGold Hawaiian Mayan Gold is a Sativa lovers and an extract artists dream come true --due to her tremendous terpene profile and massive yields! For a healthy concentrate harvest you need big buds dripping with essential oils... Enter: Hawaiian Mayan Gold Hawaiian Mayan Gold is a healthy hybrid of Colombian Gold Mojito cut and our Killa kine King Kamehemeha Kane (male). Both strains are fully frosted down with golden crystals on their own -- but with their powers combined we have an insane strain that will blow your mind!!
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MTF

1/24/2017
Tj's MTF is a frosty winterfresh bite into a peppermint party kine kind that will have you seeing aurora borialis in no time!
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TJ's Provisions

1/4/2017
Tj's Provisions is the spot for fantastic flavor and familiar family. The Aloha Spirit is strong at Tj's Provisions and so is the amazing medicine! From Tj's signature Durban Poison; a African Landrace strain that gained fame and prestige when Tj's Organic Gardens won the "Best tasting Cannabis on Earth" award from High Times due to the rich terpene profile found in every strain grown by Tj's. The Purple Kush is absolutely phenomenal, in fact every strain with Tj's name on it is sure to impress and is even worth a visit to the mainland from paradise. If only there was a Tj's Provisions in Hawai'i...

Pele's Fire OG

1/4/2017
A high yielding dome knocking Hawaiian OG to refine even the heartiest stoners head pieces in the volcanic flames of Pele

ʻAlenuihāhā

11/20/2016
Two epic Hawaiian landrace strains: Maui Wowie x Kona Gold + Hybrid vigor = A+ truly tasty tropical treat teeming with THC
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Pakalolo

11/3/2016
QUALITY: 5 stars...The old saying "the proof is in the pudding" is perfect for the professional products provided by PakalōlōPDX! The cut of SFV OG is the real deal and honestly is more authentic then the majority of the California dispensary "SFV OG" cuts, the original SFV OG is a Chem Dawg pheno that was passed around underground, there are many SFV OG'z on many shelves but only one true SFV cut, and that cut is on the shelves of PakalōlōPDX!! To understand what makes this cut special one must delve deep into one of the most epic Pakalōlō legends of our time: The original Chem Dawg cut from the 13 seeds acquired via a lb of D.O.G. bud from OR at a Grateful Dead concert in CO back in 1991 by the grower and breeder Chem Dawg (everyone still with me, those of you who know dakine know dakine, those of you new to the wild world of OG load up a phat dab and hold on this will be a epic ride to cloud 9 OG style) ... this legendary cut was passed to growers in NYC and CA after Chem Dawg ran the cut in Mass. (the wonderful world of weed) the old school heads who grew the Chem Dawg cut in NYC changed the name to NYC Diesel due to her pungent gas aroma and effect and in Cali she became known as OG Kush after a breeding project crossing the Chem Dawg cut known as SFV OG at this time with a landrace Indica from the Pakistan Valley high up in the Kush mountains to give her that Kush also known to the Gangster rappers as OG Kush for Original Gangster Kush meaning the landrace Indica was a "original gangster kush" due to the fact she was a landrace and in fact a OG... some of the most amazing Pakalōlō on the planet was born and the SFV OG (Chem Dawg aka OG Kush x Pakistan Valley Kush landrace Indica aka OG Kush) hit the streets, hence the confusion surrounding the strain names originating in the San Fernando Valley of California...All of the SFV cuts prior to the Paki Kush hybridization are straight Chem Dawg and can easily be mistaken for NYC Diesel in the Sativa dominant growth and the diesel scent, this is the cut Pakalōlō has on their shelves, the unadulterated old school Chem Dawg aka SFV OG!!! The SFV OG Kush that was hit with the Paki Kush is the Indica dominant pheno circulating under the same name, a epic cut no doubt also worthy of the name SFV OG Kush or the more popular west coast moniker: OG Kush...We loved the service and atmosphere as well as the Pakalōlō so much at PakalōlōPDX we decided to hook the PakalōlōPDX 'Ohana up with the original Pakistan Valley Kush landrace Indica aka OG Kush cut from our 'Ohana at OrganicGreensCollective in SoCal...if anyone is confused as to the difference between the OG Kush that is the Chem Dawg cut, the OG Kush that is Chem Dawg x Paki Kush or the OG Kush that is actually a OG landrace strain: Pakistan Valley Kush, cruz over to PakalōlōPDX and the 'Ohana can provide you with all of the above, hand rolled and prepared with love... Love = Aloha

GG4

10/29/2016
When asked what the best concentrate on the shelves of Portland's premiere dispensary, Pakalōlō PDX, the friendly and knowledgeable owner Bradda Justin recommended the GG #4 nugrun Eastwood extraction by Regis Philburn and were blown away with the most flavorful extract yet! Good ting da Braddaz had one dab rig handy...;-)
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