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Recent Reviews5 total

Super Silver Haze

2/12/2019
A Creeper that takes about 15 min to hit, and is nothing but anxiety inducing for a while. Seems to have a bit of the white or characteristics of white strain in it and that is something I don't like. Regardless, Hazes for me are hit and miss anyways and Super Silver doesn't seem to fit the bill. It also doesn't really help with my peripheral neuropathy and cold feet (literally) other than the generally common THC suppressing neuropathy symptoms. I can get that from any Skunk without the blah residue. I think overall there's just too many mixtures of parent genetics going on with this one for me. I tend to like one or two mixers straIns not a "mass cross produce all these hybrids!!!" patient at all. I think that approach works fine for cooking weed used for edibles, but not my personal herbal or wax needs. That's part of the game though trying to find strains that work and avoiding the ones that you know don't. I always practice microdosing to start with a new strain and not mixing a strain that is new to me with another until i know it. Managing your personal tolerance level and knowing where it is is also key. Even given my above approach, this one sent me scrambling for the cbd, peppercorn AND the orange juice (which we don't have any of)... yikes!!! It does happen though. Luckily, I can share with other medical patients here, so I'll set it aside for a fellow cardholder that prefers it or isn't so strain sensitive. I hesitate to even cook with this one. While it is highly regarded by others I don't like it much even microdosed ☠️ I would agree THC level is high and that regard the physical therapeutic effects and couch lock are def there that most hazes are famous. I could smoke a blunt of this and definitely fall asleep 💤
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Hungry

Hell's OG

1/29/2019
TLDR? See last sentence! By far, my favorite strain. I'm a kush lover by design and I love Blackberry as well. I get this from the local dispensary and as a medical user (neuropathy), this is the panacea, cure all, the ONE that gets rid of all symptoms for me. With added bonus: it crushes all signs of anxiety, and I can actually sleep a whole 8 hours too 💚 I would also agree with: a totally functional high, but if I wanna chill, I can lock it down under warm blankie! If I feel like a day outside, it's perfect for that as well. Hours in the kitchen cleaning and/or cooking: ✅. There is a slight crash as this one wears off, but not a bad crash..a nap just feels "right" like maybe how a cat would sleep in the sunny spot on the floor "just because" it's there type of thing :) But, you won't drag ass if you decide to "power through" and do house chores or whatever..this strain doesn't overbear with it's couchlock, rather, I'd say it follows you in the direction you want your high to go in. That's the sign of a good weed, a real good strong high you control, not one you are controlled by. I've vaped, smoked and had oil cartridges of this strain and you can't go wrong with any of those choices. Personally, for my peripheral neuropathy I've noticed a few things with this strain. Herb smoked, I can microdose it for a very long time. Compared to grams of other herb it lasts longer and symptoms are almost non existent for hours. Vaped, this strain as with other strains, isn't as effective for my condition as smoking but it is an absolute pleasure to vape, as the taste is 🔥 and the high is real mellow, and even though my symptom relief isn't as strong as when smoked, it's still a stronger and longer relief from vaping this than other strains. It seems vaping for me just wears off faster and uses a lot more weed. The oil is such a clean high, it's hard to describe because Hell's OG is such a unique stone as it is... I started with HellOG oil cartridges, and then herb was available. I think of Hell's OG as a louder Girl Scout Cookies with more psychoactivity at idle. But when you want to focus, all the psychoactivity leaves and you can lock in on what you're doing with 0 "ohhh I'm soooooo high" distraction. But for sure, you'll know, you're high as fuck. You just won't be forgetting passwords or misplacing your phone. I would recommend, as with any new strain, to microdose this one, as it can be an overwhelming first high, especially for new or maybe first year stoners. Be forewarned, this strain cracks in at 27% herb thc and 78+% thc oil cartridge. Simply put, IF this strain really was born and bred to calm those 1%'r nerves and pain from long rides, they knew WTF they were doing. A+ 🌲 here!

Lemon G

8/18/2018
Good strain to have around. 0 anxiety and plays well with others. Vape this one with combined with your favorite "up" weed that may induce anxiety, and you won't need to chomp any peppercorns. Reminds me of a girl scout cookie high, but more mellow. Subtle but hazy green ish tint to this branch of weed reality for a bit, which I find...reassuring now that i know its there. Like...how you know music will sound hyper amazing when you smoke p haze or any "blue" strain, this Lemon G has that feel to it. It's one of those weedy side effects that is just there, and i like it. There's also chunkyness or gluey ness to this high thats easy to embrace because it's a nice mellow high..unlike how Gorill glue or sour d can hit you wierd if you're not in the right mood and induce anxiety, I micro and max dosed this one w 0 worry of anxiety on a full 1/2 gram vape. Like many "0+" weeds "as in 0+ universal blood type" this universal strain will amplify other strain characteristics. Overall, at 1/8--$45 from Solevo in Pittsburgh, I plan to have this around as staple for sure. The cbd in this weed is like a warm green safety net :)

Gelato

7/29/2017
Absolutely phenomenal hybrid! 🍃💐🔥 I just put my favorite beat to death super baggy t-shirt in the dryer and stepped out for a vape...... A few hours prior I had my first ever bowl of this Gelato and a gpen slim a few hours before as well 😁 Spacey but not too spacey, but maybe a little 🚀 Sort of dreamy like a Haze, and less mental energy say than a Jack Herer or chemdawg, but somewhere in between those. Minimal couch lock, but easy enough to get hit in the feels with some comfy on the couch as well! Agree with most of the other reviews regarding self esteem, focus and pain relief! 💥🤛🏻 I also notice literally NO paranoia, anxiety, amplification of noise or irritability at all with this strain. Basically, no Nosferau creeping about in the shadows with this hybrid 👹 💀 "I think I'm in love" I'm gaga for this this hybrid already and then the pain relief kicks in. I'm nursing some workout aches and arthrits issues and pain = 0 . No neuropathy sting or burn is humming at all either. That's always a plus in my book. 😎 The taste is clean and piney smoked🌲 The sweet minty overtones balance the pine body nicely! Good and pungent, I'm sure the bar folk letting out at 2am will smell this girl on the wind briefly. Not as dank maybe as sour D or a more skunky kush but still some nice, muted kick to the lungs and throat without being harsh. Pretty dank once ground though🕺🏻💃 Plain and simple, vaping allows a different type of mouth pleasure to reveal and low to high temp, and a different take off on the high as well with most strains. Sometimes a strain knocks me to Saturn vaped and i barely get a kick smoked. Gelato doesn't dissapoint either way!! Winning!! Lower vape temps reveal a signature veggie material taste but quickly fades to hints of thin mint smooth and a nice, perfectly not strong but still strong, (again) piney body as the heat increases to medium. The same muted kick going down and pleasant on the lungs and throat at higher temps is there, just not in combusted form obvs. Delightful is a word that perfectly defines this strain! Some leaf burns better than vapes and vice/versa. Gelato is perfect vaping at a medium temp with a low end G-pen. I look forward to enjoying this girl through a better quality vape pen very soon as wel 💨 and cannot WAIT to burn down a fattie (ok a thick pinner rolled in the machine) very soon. Beautiful under a magnifying glass. What appears to be the perfect mix of deep forest blue/green almost aqua make up the body of these buds with some darker blue/green small leaf. Hot 🍊 orange clusters dot the crevices of the buds and there are some lovely purple 💜 streaks. Topped off with and covered in a nice light frosting of short, silvery-aura peach fuzz type fur, these nugs are photo friendly for sure as examples show. I love a great psychedelic and inspirational bang 💥 as well with my medicine. Coupled with late night YouTube binaural beats while meditating. Perfect match. Gelato... that warm cuddly feeling only a favorite baggy t-shirt fresh out of the dryer can provide, Now to go reheat and retrieve that shirt I forgot about an hour ago 💭 😂 👕❤️ 🐙🔮
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EuphoricFocusedRelaxed

Blue Widow

1/1/2017
A favorite. must have all around staple bud to have in the safe :) good for everything that ails...rookies be warned, you can go deep and be left shivering under a blankey. particularly useful for neuropathy and body pain. sex on BW is a must. go do something outside in the sun !