Key Lime Pie
7/21/2018
Have tried this product both as preroll and as a vaporizer cartridge (from Humbolt Farms) to beat back the stress from spending my days around tech bros and their ridiculous amazement at their own selves.
The vaporizer cartridge, used judiciously, can help erode the ever-present impulse to sock an overly-entitled tech bro in his baby-bearded face. The preroll, use injudiciously, can literally make you forget those baby bros exist.
Do not drive or say...believe you suddenly have the skill to trade stocks online while enjoying on Key Lime pie--you don't.
Good tasks for KL Pie are: Webinars! Things you were too embarrassed to try before, like learning Italian or ceramics. Movies aren't more sumptuous per se, but you bar for a laugh can be set much lower in case you have to say, watch some mindless drivel with the kids.
Bas tasks for Key Lime Pie: Taxes. Thinks you were freaked out before? Just try to calculate your business expenses now. Marital discussions. Not gonna go well and you know this. Decision-making compromised, judgement bad. Cheese crackers become an issue.