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Recent Reviews19 total

Grape Stomper

4/5/2016
Large, round, and dense buds. I underestimated this strain's potency. Hammered from 5-6 vapes. Had taken a normal dose DXM with one beer before vaping, and actually got vertigo and nearly fainted. Don't get me wrong, it was pretty amazing getting stomped like that.
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EuphoricHappy

Durban Poison

4/5/2016
I have to treat this strain with respect. I get very alert and also very stupid from it. Stupid as in my thoughts don't arrive at conclusions that are true or that my conversations are clumsy at best. Creativity comes in abundance and outpaces my vocabulary. Can't help but give this 5stars it deserves.
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CreativeTalkative

Hindu Kush

4/5/2016
This is a special indica that I save for private use. It's a very mellow sedative high that seeps through your body while slowing the speed of your thoughts. That makes it feel like time is slowing down. It's perfect for falling asleep to because it elongates that feeling you have when you're right on the cusp of going into deep sleep. Blissful.

Hindu Kush

4/5/2016
This is a special indica that I save for private use. It's a very mellow sedative high that seeps through your body while slowing the speed of your thoughts. That makes it feel like time is slowing down. It's perfect for falling asleep to because it elongates that feeling you have when you're right on the cusp of going into deep sleep. Blissful.
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RelaxedSleepyTingly

Jager

4/5/2016
I've reviewed this strain before but after enjoying lots of other strains, it's worth coming back to this one. Dark purple and fragrant like lavender, this stuff confuses and amuses every time. A low buzz goes through your body and ears ring a little and your mind starts to zone into whatever you're looking at. This is some top shelf bud worth seeking. Delicious.
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CreativeFocusedRelaxed

Cherry Limeade

4/5/2016
Didn't care much for this strain. Flavor was mildly fruity at first but degraded quickly. Fewer capes per bowl due to nasty flavor. High was mild at best, was expecting more.

Pennywise

11/2/2015
Pennywise came to me as a silver dollar sized bright green bud with a mild aroma and flavor. Vaped pretty smoothly. This was my first time with a high CBD strain. The high came on relatively slowly and was very enjoyable as it reached it peak. I either felt the most sober I've ever felt while stoned, or the most stoned I've ever felt while sober. Either way, there was no chance of anxiety with this. It softens all the edges with its nice mellow stone but lets you stay control. Kind of like drinking 2 beers or having a Tylenol 3. Nice strain for letting you accomplish things you need to do without becoming overly dreamy or spacey, and that's exactly what I was hoping it would provide.
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HappyRelaxedUplifted

Sour Diesel

10/30/2015
Dependable wake and bake strain. You feel plenty high but you're still able to get things accomplished. It might take you a little longer but it's easy to be patient and relaxed. At its peak, you might feel dreamy or get hypnotized by something for a few moments, but then you're good to go again. As it wears off, you don't feel sleepy at all.
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CreativeEnergeticFocusedTalkative

Blackberry Cheesecake

10/26/2015
Dark green with reddish browns streaks through the buds, covered with crystals. Not too densely packed of a bud. Fluffy grind led to some of the smoothest vaping I've experienced. Very easy to take a big pull comfortably. Sweet taste with hint of dairy in its smell. This was a perfect high for spending the day at home with my girlfriend. Head high followed by a body high and euphoria. Easy to get tunnel vision with this stuff and really focus on something. Not incapacitating, but you can certainly relax with it. Great stress-reliever. Great sex. The budtender at Top Shelf Wellness recommended this a good well-rounded high and that's exactly what it is. And the fact that the vapor is so smooth, I have to give it five stars as my new favorite hybrid.
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ArousedEuphoricFocusedRelaxedTingly

Elvis

10/26/2015
Arrowhead shaped buds. First vape had a bit of green bell pepper flavor, kind of like a Sauvignon Blanc. Otherwise piney and menthol. Head high came on quickly with peppiness and alertness. Body felt pretty normal and relaxed. Had small amount of anxiety from this strain when out in public when my short term memory got scattered.
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CreativeEnergetic