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I've noticed the average on this place being way higher than the other places in the area and I'm kinda baffled by it. GR isn't bad but it's not a 4.9/5. The waiting room makes you feel like you're at the dentist and then when you get to the main event, the budtenders treat the place like a hot Lower East Side trendy bar where they only serve their proprietary strains and expect you to know all of the basics so you don't have to ask them any questions. As such, if friendliness and building a rapport with the staff is a thing you like about visiting dispensaries looking for the primo medicine and a place you can become a regular, I wouldn't recommend this place. That said, the few flavors I tried honestly weren't bad at all, just nothing I could ever review on here because their pages simply don't exist. I can summarize them 3.7 to 4.3 scores, though.

Take a little bit of the Stefan Urquelle and you'll be as relaxed as Carl Winslow on Family Matters saying "3-2-1, 1-2-3, what the heck is bothering me?" Well, actually, nevermind because he was flipping out a short moment later in the TV show but, for real, after you enjoy the subtle and kinda earthy but sweet flavor of Urkle (like some old Urkel-Os but mellow), you're bound to want to just chill out. In my experience, it didn't lock me down so much as it made me feel comfortable and satisfied no matter where or when I've used it. Super relaxing. Probably not the best strain for delivering a speech or assembling a clock but perfect for lounging or activating some lucid dreams when you sleep. My favorite indica - every time I'm at the local one-stop shop, I'm always grabbing some Urkle on the way out. Definitely recommended.

Best spot in town. Pricier than some of the rest but worth it for the service. Hands down the friendliest staff.

The quality of herb they possess is exceptional and their budtenders seem to know their stuff. They're not the best at making good personal recommendations based on your needs or curiosities but you're practically guaranteed to find something you'll like anyway because they DO know what tastes and feels good. I've been here a few times and haven't been dissatisfied with any of the purchases I made yet. It also helps that they got chubby dudes working there - the other places nearby have very corporate robotic people on staff and they're unlikely to answer any questions. At least FZT tries and I gotta review them with 4+ stars for that. The fifth star is for the crazy good menu.

It's sweet even if lacking in flavor and it packs a punch for sure. I wouldn't say this is a good strain for anyone looking to get creative and high at the same time as all I wanted to do when I smoked it was take it easy. It will get you high if that's your main goal but I'd look elsewhere if you need something more complex.

Euphoric, creative and happy? Check, check and check. I wasn't expecting this strain to become my favorite but I was quickly corrected on the matter. Cotton Candy is amazing. It has a subtle, floral aroma and is super smooth. It takes a little longer than usual for it to kick in but when it does, I'm outlining novels when I'm not cleaning up a little bit. Even just lying down and relaxing feels better under its effects. Love it.

Fresh and earthy taste. Great for getting creative (weird creative) and writing Hemingway style, just edit when you’re sober. It's strong; too much of it will knock you out so go easy unless you just want to kick back and lie down with some fans on and enjoy having clear, creative thoughts.

Citrusy aroma, very delicious, kicks in pretty quickly. I was recommended this based on my anxiety and while I don't think it exactly helped with alleviating it, I did notice I'm much more relaxed and even feeling gleeful when enjoying some Tangie Banana. Definitely going to use it more often.