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After getting back from the dispensary, I needed to wash my hands before I sat down and commenced inauguration of the thirteenth-elevator-dome! When I got to my bio-jesus and gave it a whiff, I thought my hand stunk of moldy towel! (Sidenote- my towel smells just fine.) IT TURNS OUT this is stuff is skunk-as-puck (whew)! You can definitely smell a hint of kush. The high was extremely clear headed and destroyed all of my fatigue symptoms. After a night of intermittent sleep only filled with nightmares and a day of not being able to eat anything; about .5g of Bij had me cooking dinner, cleaning up, and laughin at jokes!

I smoked a pre-roll of Gumbo and immediately notice that classic dank-smell. The draw is smoother than a Lincoln drives and the high is somewhat sneaky! After I finished the pre-roll I played a bass solo for about ten minutes- on my classical guitar. The introspective yield from Gumbo seems extremely third-eye sighted. After I channeled a little Larry Graham through nylon strings, I immediately started on The Dinner Strikes Back! (It ended up being a trilogy-dinner night.) If I used this medicine regularly, it would be for a late afternoon/early evening before I hit the concentrate pen or some other night time med (bio-jesus, tahoe og, la og) !

After I got my License, I promptly went to another dispensary! I never made that mistake again. I have been going to the silver state relief regularly ever since! they never fail to deliver on quality and the staff is super friendly and helpful. My only issue is that specifications on the online menu/blackbird menu are wayyyy off in some cases. Harlequin and Ultimate Chemdawg 91 are about 5% less than advertised (CBD, THC respectively.)

White Widow. Sometimes I wonder what race has to do with it. The lady lost her husband people! Aside from having a name not intended for job interviews, this strain is perfect! She has an odour close to skunk and puppy-breath, and a classic "first time I smoked" flavor. Strangely, it is a forgettable vape experience. White Widow with J1 or Blue Dream for the AM. Widow by herself for after work. Then a little Tahoe OG/Widow will make a nice PM!

Where my 80's babies at? Do y'all remember the crazy stuff the DARE officer told us "pot-smoke" would do to us? Well, since I haven't turned into a lizard or tried to pawn my mom for girl scout cookies (I'll let you pick)- we all can agree that most of those Reagan-era warnings were uninformed propaganda! BUT GG#4 says: WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! GG#4 had me paranoid, worried, anxious, somehow fatigued beyond homeostasis, and very irritable. I did wonder how much I could pawn a Great Dane for or if anyone would trade me a Cat for a cheeba chew, but... I and (all) the pets survived! I would not recommend this for social anxiety/ptsd/pain.

J1! What more need I type? I planned on using this in the morning, but the effects were a little too "zoom" for my groove! Physical ailments will cower in the ominous shadow of mighty J1! Social Anxiety/PTSD do not like the mighty J1, however. Legendary flavors combine in a flawless fifty/fifty of olfactory awesomeness. The smoked flavor comes exactly as the nugs forecast. Vaped, this will have you checking the breaker box (not watching beat street on the vcr) because the vapor is so clean and raw.

The first draw will drop the inside of your face to the floor! Your face chakra will flow to the nadir of the void, I guess. This is the first strain I've researched on leafly that was exactly as advertised. A .25 of a gram of Tahoe OG does what two indica cheeba chews hint at accomplishing!

Like MTF, this will blow your mind with flavor! The smell is wonderful. The high is sedated in mind and enabling in body!

This is listed as a daytime strain, but I came to use it as a panacea! This will be the most clear headed blunt you'll ever smoke. I suffer from fatigue and on top of that, I recently had the flu! With basically identical symptoms amplifying each-other- 1 draw of MTF and the aches and pains melt away. After work, MTF will understand that you still have things to do and work wonders usually delegated to "a few beers." Great flavor. Vapes sweet. Smokes almost hash-like.

I seriously don't know at this point. While it offers great, clear-headed relief that can be augmented in either way with some hash; the flavor is almost unnatural! Haha. I vaped this strain (NV grown) at 160 Celsius and tasted pure soap! Not a total waste, clear headed and controllable high. I mix it with some J1 or bio-diesel annnnd... the taste is inescapable, but the relief is too!