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Recent Reviews34 total

Wedding Crasher

8/25/2020
Wedding crasher doesn't have a very strong aroma, but I'd describe its flavors as earthy, and herbal. There is no sweetness at all. My wife says it smells like a swamp. It is quite powerful, so don't use it except before bed.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Banana Punch

8/25/2020
This is pretty good. It actually does have a hint of banana in its flavor. The bud looks like it has yellow fuzz all over it. It's not overly powerful, so you can sit and enjoy the relaxation without being put to sleep.
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EuphoricRelaxed

Beastquake

8/25/2020
House of Cultivar never disappoints. Beastquake has a very citrusy aroma and is easy on the lungs. Its effect is moderate, and a little less sedating than the full indicas I'm used to. Very tasty and pleasant.

Double Tap

8/25/2020
This is a proper indica. The flavor is excellent. It's sweet and herbal, in a pumpkin spice sort of way. It lights up good and generates a lot of delicious smoke. It's also quite strong and sedating. Highly recommended for those of us who smoke to relax.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Wedding Cake

10/24/2019
You'd think a strain called Wedding Cake would be sweet, but it's not at all. It has the piney pungency of several other indicas I've tried, including Star Killer and Pura Vida. There's also a hint of citrus. There's nothing unusual about the flavor, but there's also nothing frivilous. It just gives it to you straight, classic, and unaltered. If you've gotten used to the fruity stuff, take it back to the basics with this mature, confident strain.
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RelaxedSleepy

GSC

9/21/2019
This is a classic strain that I hadn't gotten around to trying until recently. I can definitely see why it's popular. It's a beautiful looking indica, sporting colorful purple and green buds interlaced with orange hairs. Its potency is only about average, but it's one of the best examples of nutty, woody indicas I've tasted. Pretty nice.
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EuphoricHungryRelaxed

Pura Vida

9/21/2019
Pura Vida's taste and effect are very similar to Starkiller, but less extreme. It's piney as hell and pungent in the background. I was surprised by its potency. I was still feeling a little fuzzy in the morning. Overall, it doesn't stand out as unusual, but it absolutely nails all the standards. A solid strain, for sure.
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EuphoricHungryRelaxed

Grimmdica

8/23/2019
There's nothing sweet or light about Grimmdica. Its aroma reminds me of spinach or seaweed, and also wet soil. It doesn't mess around or coddle you. It punches you in the face with its thick heavy vapor and slams your ass down into your chair because you're a fucking adult and you don't want any special treatment. Stand proud. You've earned your stripes, soldier.
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RelaxedSleepy

Monolith

8/23/2019
Monolith from Kiona is some really high quality bud. With its piney pungency, I'd say it's the best possible example of what a standard indica should taste like. There's nothing flashy about it, but it's just really damn nice. Smoking a pipe full of this will put you in a pleasant, sleepy trance.
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RelaxedSleepy

God's Gift

8/23/2019
God's Gift is a pretty solid strain overall. You can definitely taste the GDP in it, but it's tempered by the earthy pungence of its OG Kush side. It's well rounded and its potency is about average. It's good, but there are better tasting strains for the same price.
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Relaxed