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This is it. This is the top of the mountain. One hit makes your butt cheeks and jaw clench with pleasure, a glorious perfect euphoria that blankets your body and mind. Truly special genetics that send you into mystical, joyous places. Really hard to describe the smell/taste: kinda leather/rubber/sweet/sour/cookies mixed with all sorts of alien genetics. I read somewhere that someone thought it smelled like peanut butter and jelly, and that’s now what it smells like to me too. The only strain I need. All glory to the miracle alien cookies cultivators cut!

Brownie Scout [Platinum GSC x Kosher Kush] Rythm Look: Light green, gangly but dense buds. Totally frosted. Smell: Light herbal, chocolate notes, some grassy/ammonia undertones. Taste: Cocoa and grass, slightly earthy/gassy exhale. Effect: Probably the strongest indica I’ve experienced. Envelops you in a hot fudge brownie that melts down your body, erasing all tension and pain, producing noticeable physical pleasure in the body and euphoric sedation in the mind. Hard to review this one since smoking it always leads shortly thereafter to delicious sleep. My Take: My current top indica. Super strong (~30% thc). Other strains may knock you out too, but few generate the euphoria/pleasure of Brownie Scout. Keep some in your medicine cabinet for when you need to eat, sleep, or obliterate any pain/nausea. Probably not the best strain for socializing (unless its a napping party).

Runtz [Skittlez x Gelato #42] INSA Look: Dense dark-green alien moonrocks. Smell: The herbal/floral/sweet of Gelato, but the Skittlez pumps the fruity/sweet to 11. Taste: More of the sweet, fruity, herbal, earthy. Froot Loops on the exhale. Effect: After ripping a bowl of this, I’m walking around my house as if there’s a soundtrack playing. No wonder all the musicians were smoking this in the studio a few years back. It’s like it takes your ironic observing self and encases it in a protective bubble and tosses that bubble into a pool of liquid marshmallow. Gets you totally baked, but with no mental sluggishness, and after a few minutes you note a grin plastered across your face for no reason. My Take: Perfect all-day, any-time, works-every-time kind of bud! Achieves the hybrid ideal of indica without the sleepiness + sativa without the raciness. Current Top 5.