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Recent Reviews9 total

Agent Orange

3/27/2017
This strain is unlike many I've tried so far in that it energizes the brain HEAVILY, yet it gives a very intense body-stone. Do not smoke this puppy if you want to go to the gym or do the taxes lol. It's also a very "psychedelic" strain, giving some interesting and intense closed-eye visuals almost every time I've smoked it (granted I usually smoke at night when the brain's already in that kinda zone). I'd honestly say it's the best nighttime strain I've tried, lulling me into a trance-like state that's PERFECT for hypnogogic imagery. My recommendation is smoking this at night before bed, you'll be laying in a heeeeavy bath of thoughts. Only reason I gave it -1 stars is cuz it's a pretty unfocused high. Besides that though, have a happy voyage!!!
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ArousedCreativeRelaxedUplifted

Alien Kush

3/7/2017
After smoking this strain for a week or so I can say that it's intense on the body and the brain follows suit. Some key moments I had: I could hear my eyes blinking loudly (it sounded like a door closing lol), beer-induced stomach rumblies were put well to ease, emotions were amplified heavily at times, and I ate like I was Cookie Monster at Willy Wonka's factory. Only gave me anxiety once, which accounts for the minus-1 star, and that's when I took a rather large hit. I'd definitely say a little goes a long way with this one, it's a cute little high but this little kitty CAN bite.
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ArousedCreativeHappyHungryRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Lemon G

2/11/2017
Without a doubt the most CALM Sativa I've tried yet. That may sound strange, but it didn't give me the same dick-tapdancing-in-my-pants feeling that most Sativas give me. Still very nice, felt decent af and perky.

Sour Banana Sherbet

11/29/2016
This strain is legit MADE for people like me, who suffer sometimes from weed-induced paranoia/anxiety. The high is smooth as hell yet exciting and fast-paced, like a water park slide. Even some nice closed-eye visuals for an added treat. The high is also, and I can say this for few strains I've tried, HIGHLY controllable, meaning if you feel a little too high you can easily put your mind to rest. Best strain I've had in a long time, will hopefully become a go-to!
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CreativeEuphoricHappyUplifted

Chemo

11/24/2016
Straight off the bat: NEVER smoke this if you have shit to do. EVER. I ripped some of this like an idiot before going to work which demands physical activity and needless to say I felt like a pig trying to compete in the horse race. Led to a huge panic attack. That being said, this stuff will knock you out. It is a warm glass of milk and mom's lullabies. Laaaaaazy stuff.
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RelaxedSleepy

GSC

11/21/2016
The most intense effects I felt with this strain (along with a glass or two of wine tbh lol) were INTENSE body buzzes, nostalgic feelings somewhat similar to a shrooms trip (imo), and some nice euphoria. No munchies. But hot diggity dog, that body buzz was so intense I felt like a microwave
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FocusedTingly

Blue Dream

11/18/2016
Besides some brief bouts/shots of anxiety and having to sit on the bed and stare at objects for a while (which I would term "taking breaks"), this sativa-dominant strain is a go-to! Art-making brain is invigorated and thoughts are dreamy, tranquil and vibrant, yet fast-paced. It's kind of like a mental Christmas but at Six Flags lol. Had me energized and dancing in my chair at 2am. Will be coming back for more!
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyUplifted

GSC

11/14/2016
This strain smells so good you'll wanna lick the bowl. High is very dreamy, had me feeling strange emotions, sort of silly yet contemplative. Very intense, wouldn't take a huge bowl to the dome at once but would spread out thinly in a spliff. Forget operating ANY machinery, I wouldn't even pick up a plate while smoking this.
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Sour Diesel

11/5/2016
This strain, every time I smoke it, has me feeling extremely focused and energized, almost in a mathematical, precise way. I feel crisp and with a nice electric body buzz. Took 2 hits the other day and instantly dashed to the computer to make several songs. Great for creative blocks, would highly recommend for problem-solving and work-related tasks.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedTingly