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Chocolate Chip Bites [5pk] (25mg THC)

4/7/2023
I really wanted to like these. I've gotten them twice and the brownies once. The brownies were softer and bigger, but not by a large margin. These tasted 'off', and not in an expired or THC-infused sort of way. Just "Blech with hints of chocolate". I ended up having to choke these down toward the end of the package--not the ideal way to ingest my medicine! I ended up moving to a different brand because I just couldn't stand the poor quality. If you must go with Bubby's, go for the brownies.

Cherry Punch

4/3/2023
Holy hell, the other reviewers here were not wrong about this strain being great for listening to music. I just got done having a mental breakdown™ and smoked a bowl of this. Y'all, I've probably listened to Creep by Radiohead hundreds of times. This strain got me connected straight to Thom Yorke's SOUL I s2g. In that moment... I WAS the creep, I WAS the weirdo. Needless to say, good strain for mood improvement/stress relief. Also tastes super sweet and berry-like! 10/10 strain overall, it's definitely now in my personal Top Five.
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Pinata Candy

11/13/2022
Got this strain as a twenty dollar eighth, purchased at the Gold Leaf in Annapolis. Smoked through a bong. Testing at a whopping 34% shit-fucking THC and 1.4% myrcene. Good lord, this strain's the anxiety killer! I have a pretty high tolerance, but it is still no match for Piñata (Candy). Very relaxed and spacey feeling, but the heavy THC % keeps me awake, or at least as awake as I can be at 8 PM on a Sunday evening. Balanced hybrid, at least for me. Perhaps leaning indica, especially if I'm already tired. I wouldn't use this strain to do strenuous work, but I definitely would for leisurely things such as listening to music or going out with friends. If you smoke enough, it gets you to that high where you're stuck staring at the wall, while what you were intending to watch/listen to plays on hazily in the background. Somewhere in the top 10 deals I've gotten as a patient in Maryland. I'd say if you can get the Triple Seven brand that I got, unabashedly go for it. Otherwise, only a big yes if you've got anxiety, PTSD, or chronic pain because of that myrcene. Ok peace out 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
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Burnt Orange

5/11/2022
Yo this sh*t has got me f*cked up even with a solid tolerance... I think it leans more sativa, I'd say that it's 95% head high. But like the other reviewer said I'm lifted! Great spirits, migraine and kidney stone pain erased as well. I fuck heavy with all the Orange/Tangie strains because they all taste bomb. Thank you SunMed for coming THROUGH with this strain.

Cluster Funk

5/7/2022
Picked up a preroll of this at the Gold Leaf in Annapolis while on sale--I subsequently dumped it into my bong for maximum enjoyment. Bought it due to name and THC content. Pretty high THC for an indica hybrid strain as well. The taste is earthy and skunky, sort of that 'classic' cannabis taste. A very nice, smooth high. Makes me friendly but not overtalkative. Currently imbibing while it is storming outside and it's making quite a relaxing combo. However, I am rather sleepy and would not smoke this in the morning or when I have to be active. Amazing as a post-work bowl though, for sure. 4/5 stars, didn't blow me away but I'd get it again if I had the cash to.
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Gator Breath

5/7/2022
Haha holy sh*t, I guess nobody has reviewed this strain yet. I'll consider myself making history by smoking this particular strain of pot! I grabbed a preroll of this from the Gold Leaf in Annapolis, MD while on sale. Clocking in well on the THC and limonene front, 29.81% and 0.55% respectfully. I shredded up the preroll and put it in a bong, because I could pack a better roll in my sleep, if I'm being honest, LOL. Upon inhalation, I can taste the berry, piney, citrusy hints that would hint at limonene. I would go out on a limb and say that it has hints of Gator(ade), like if the word 'Gatorade' was being shouted in the room next to yours. But, I do notice the general silliness and stress relief that I was hoping for. Anxiety at a more manageable level. Writing or drawing on this strain makes you a powerhouse of ideas. I also like to play with my cat on this strain, and think about the utter absurdity of having a randomly selected beast living in my house just for the lulz. All in all, quality strain. 5/5 would ponder the normalization of household pets again.
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Mimosa

3/22/2022
I went out on a limb and got this strain while on sale at Gold Leaf in Annapolis. Testing in at about 19% THC. I'm a huge fan of how this strain tastes--one of those strains where it's so tasty/accurate it's unnerving! Super fruity, I taste a lot of grapefruit and berry. The bud itself is a pretty cool color as well. I'm a fan of both of Mimosa's parents, so go figure that this one is also a hit. Classic head buzz, a talkative high. Similar to a mimosa, you could probably get away with ingesting it before 12 PM. At least, that's what I tell myself. LMFAO. All in all, fun strain that I would recommend and get again.
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Ice Cream Cake

3/21/2022
I am actually shocked I haven't posted a review yet for my favorite strain! This was one of my first dispensary purchases with my medical card. I went with it due to the name alone, as I really enjoy sweet/fruity strains. Lemme tell ya folks, you got pain? Stress? Trouble eating? Nerfed by Ice Cream Cake. Gone within minutes! I also love love love the color. It's one of the most colorful strains I've smoked and is always a pleasure to grind up. Produces a fair amount of kief; I always get the Modern Flower pre-pack. Always tastes great, and the exhale tastes EXACTLY like you're eating a cupcake, no joke. I've never been disappointed with this strain and it's what I would consider my 'first love'. One of the only strains I'll go out of my way to get ahold of... if you're on the fence, this review is the universe telling you that you should get it homie!
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Jacked-Up

3/16/2022
I finally managed to get my hands on an eighth of this from Gold Leaf--every Monday when it's only $15, it FLIES off the shelf, enough that the employees joke about it with me. So I am excited to see what the hullabaloo is all about! I've ground up the flower and am imbibing by way of smoking a J, complemeted by a cuppa' J. THC testing at about 19% as expected. Upon smelling the raw bud, I get hit with a sort of ammonia-scent? Something strong and chemical-like, which I'm not a huge fan of, but I seem to have a very senstitive nose. In the first inhale, I taste and smell classic cannabis, earthy and whatnot; however, occassionally there's that little hint of limonene which has my tastebuds coming back for more. I'd say that it's a milder version of Mr. Clean's taste, if you've had the pleasure of also experiencing that strain. Oh, and it hits your head rather quickly--like, hitting-me-as-I-was-typing-that-last-sentence quickly. Definitely a strain to pair with coffee, I'm glad I did. More energetic for me, a quality morning strain for my days off. Its cousin Jack's Cleaner is a bit better for actually getting shit done though, IMO. But all in all, quality strain. I could see this raising my spirits in a depressive episode, so if you medicate for a mood disorder, this might be a better option for you (unless you're manic right now--smoke an indica, you clown). Stress relief is also very good with this, it seems to offset the anxiety of caffeine. 5/5 didn't disappoint.
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Sunshine #4

3/5/2022
Picked up a preroll of this from Gold Leaf in Annapolis, 0.5 grams, from SunMed. I usually roll myself but they were on sale for a more-digestible 3 smackeroons. I say this because their prerolls tend to wax over-packed and hard to inhale. This thing immediately canoed as well, and I mean, immediately. First light. Regardless of the SunMed preroll hullabaloo, the flavor is alright, lots of limonene which makes my endocannabinoid system titter happily. Pretty down the middle hybrid for me, but to be fair, I'm tired as **** so maybe I'd get more energy smoking this in the morning. LOL. Pretty alright experience, chilled out, lots of pain relief (work in a restaurant so on my feet 8 hours straight). Won't blast me to the moon, but is still a solid pick. Bear in mind that my experience might be worse through the preroll, haha. I'll probably buy another and just load it into a bong. But I digress... strain worth trying! :-)
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