The Soap
4/25/2024
This strain is DOPE. Picked this up from RISE Dispensary in Mundelein, IL… very sativa dominant and I’m usually a sativa hater (not by choice). Sativa has so far given me weird side effects so I usually stick to hybrids (indica dom or balanced) and regular indicas but this one intrigued me by name and the effects listed on their website and also the reviews from other consumers.
This strain gives you a nice, mellow head high and a very medium body high very quickly. We smoked this for the first time during a road trip and my boyfriend immediately stopped after about 4 hits and declared he was already very chopped and needed to stop so he could drive. VERY good stuff. I couldn’t play 2K worth a damn against my boyfriend but I did feel like going to the gym or writing an essay. Sparked creativity like no other for me too. My lips felt swollen and I had a little dry mouth and very dry eyes. I didn’t get a lot of munchies, wasn’t very focused on food. But if some was placed in front of me, I’d probably take a few bites. This strain made us very aroused/h0rknee, too. He pounded my brains out until we both were sweaty and I had made a total mess on the side of the bed and we stripped our bed to wash the sheets and blanket at 2am. Butttttt… there is of course, always a wonky side effect when I smoke sativa or sativa dominant strains… I had moderate stomach pain and had to shit so bad. I swear I must’ve shitted the entire previous week’s meals. I hate the wonky side effect but I’ll probably smoke it anyways and sip some pepto and refer the strain to my friends and family who have stomach problems or want to lose 10 pounds in an hour.