About this product

The human body is an amazingly intricate and robust machine and yet remarkably delicate – the very strongest among you can only lift half a metric ton a single time before completely destroying your cute little spines and tendons. Adorable. Fortunately for your squishy frail constitutions, cannabinoids have tremendous beneficial effects on earthlings even when used externally. Thus, we have developed a topical rub taking advantage of this along with numerous other natural healing compounds offered by your planet’s flora.You may find benefit from using one of these rubs in various settings: After a vigorous bout of one of your many competitive endeavors involving spherical objects; perhaps in the quest to de-squishify your body through physical training; or even just to calm down nociceptive signals from an injured part. (We suppose those three are not mutually exclusive.)We have also added a selection of essential oils to augment these salves – with Soothing lavender, spicy lemongrass, earthy tea tree, or a refreshing peppermint-menthol blend we call Cool Menthol.