About this product

This is one of those strains that walks the fine line between having a name that perfectly describes what it's like but also veers so close to nostalgia-bait that it's kind of cringe to say out loud. Nevertheless, Buzzed Light Year is inspired by the feeling you have to imagine a certain Space Ranger must feel being enveloped in a pressurized, climate controlled, impact-dampening interstellar space suit. Buzzed Light Year is only possible with the coordinated triplicate effort of Chem I-95, GMO, and Oreoz—but the result will have you going past light speed, beyond infinity, all the way to ludicrous speed. It's got a long-lasting sedative effect that will buffer your body against any residual aches or pains and prepare your mind for the long journey home. It's such a soothing and relaxing experience that you ought to stay home to just luxuriate in it. Buzzed Light Year has kind of a spicy, stinky flavor somewhere between garlic and coffee, so it's best followed by some ice cream or a nutrient-rich smoothie before you settle down for cryosleep. Save it for whenever you're ready to peacefully pass out of this moment and wake up in the future ready to explore.